And people in my office wonder why they're fat (1 Viewer)

'Bigboy10182000 said:

So, how was it?

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

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'Ghost Rider said:

What's really sad is how a lot of people seem to be ignorant of the fact that they can indulge themselves with food like that sometimes if they just exercise.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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'ditka85 said:

My wife made this a few months ago. Truly awesome.

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'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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'Leroy Hoard said:

'Ghost Rider said:

What's really sad is how a lot of people seem to be ignorant of the fact that they can indulge themselves with food like that sometimes if they just exercise.

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True. But they also need to stop at one piece and not eat the whole damn thing.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

The greatest are the people I can see right now circling the carcass like jackals. They keep swarming around it, looking at it, not taking a piece. You can almost hear the internal struggle going on. I like to see if I can guess whether they'll succumb or triumph over temptation, and also how long it will take for the situation to resolve itself.

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'mad sweeney said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

The greatest are the people I can see right now circling the carcass like jackals. They keep swarming around it, looking at it, not taking a piece. You can almost hear the internal struggle going on. I like to see if I can guess whether they'll succumb or triumph over temptation, and also how long it will take for the situation to resolve itself.

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If there's money involved in the contest then sharks will be bringing stuff like this in every day. Let the weak jelly themselves into despair.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

I'm holding off, though. I might try it later.

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'skillz said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

I'm holding off, though. I might try it later.

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You better hurry up, based on what you have described there may not be any left later!

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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Honest mistake then. I just don't have any time for what some of you may call humor but deeply personal to others that you and others here seem to be happy having a jolly old time with. But I can be as offensive as the next guy in the free for all forum and would not have reacted if it were there. I will react if it was intended here. So, carry on. And no this is not a complaint about being fat.

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'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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Honest mistake then. I just don't have any time for what some of you may call humor but deeply personal to others that you and others here seem to be happy having a jolly old time with. But I can be as offensive as the next guy in the free for all forum and would not have reacted if it were there. I will react if it was intended here. So, carry on. And no this is not a complaint about being fat.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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Honest mistake then. I just don't have any time for what some of you may call humor but deeply personal to others that you and others here seem to be happy having a jolly old time with. But I can be as offensive as the next guy in the free for all forum and would not have reacted if it were there. I will react if it was intended here. So, carry on. And no this is not a complaint about being fat.

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Nor was my OP. I don't have any issue with overweight people - it's either genetic, unavoidable, or a personal choice. No matter which of those it is, it's fine by me. Just don't complain about it as you shove an over-the-top calorie-laden dessert in your mouth. You wouldn't believe how much of that goes on here.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

By the way, the same lady who brought this in ROUTINELY parks in one of the two required handicapped spaces in our parking lot if she can't find a spot close enough to the door for her satisfaction. Not if she can't find a spot, period. I've watched her park there when there were 5-6 open spots, but they were all about 100 yards from the front door and thus too far for her to waddle. That #### infuriates me. I've actually considered calling the cops on her when she does it, but I was raised not to rat under any circumstances.

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'BaBastage said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

By the way, the same lady who brought this in ROUTINELY parks in one of the two required handicapped spaces in our parking lot if she can't find a spot close enough to the door for her satisfaction. Not if she can't find a spot, period. I've watched her park there when there were 5-6 open spots, but they were all about 100 yards from the front door and thus too far for her to waddle. That #### infuriates me. I've actually considered calling the cops on her when she does it, but I was raised not to rat under any circumstances.

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Some might call that ratting. Some might call that defending the rights of a handicapped person who truly needs that spot - but isn't present to defend it when the offense is committed.That said, if this person is obese - overweight and has trouble walking, then cut him/her some slack even if they didn't get a placard.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

Oops. Wrong forum.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

By the way, the same lady who brought this in ROUTINELY parks in one of the two required handicapped spaces in our parking lot if she can't find a spot close enough to the door for her satisfaction. Not if she can't find a spot, period. I've watched her park there when there were 5-6 open spots, but they were all about 100 yards from the front door and thus too far for her to waddle. That #### infuriates me. I've actually considered calling the cops on her when she does it, but I was raised not to rat under any circumstances.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

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'RUSF18 said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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"See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside."

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

Oops. Wrong forum.

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'Kool-Aid Larry said:

some dude told me he brought a big girl to golden corral and she put her halibut under the chocolate wonderfall

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'Gawain said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

By the way, the same lady who brought this in ROUTINELY parks in one of the two required handicapped spaces in our parking lot if she can't find a spot close enough to the door for her satisfaction. Not if she can't find a spot, period. I've watched her park there when there were 5-6 open spots, but they were all about 100 yards from the front door and thus too far for her to waddle. That #### infuriates me. I've actually considered calling the cops on her when she does it, but I was raised not to rat under any circumstances.

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Any way to get Clyde on the case?

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

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This is the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.Yuck...the description above makes me literally sick to my flat stomach.Surely, you can find inspiration in this situation and get off your butt and lose those extra 10-15 pounds you're lugging around.

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'Evilgrin 72 said:

'RUSF18 said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'yankdog said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

'Slider said:

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

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There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

'Run It Up said:

'Evilgrin 72 said:

People make me sick. That is all.

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You seem to have body issues.

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No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

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I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

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It was meant for the FFA. If I had the power to move it, I would. I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.I hope you don't wonder out loud why you're fat while jamming half a pumpkin pie in your mouth. If you don't, then I have no issue with you, kind sir. I've been as much as 40 or so pounds overweight in my life as well, I'm not judging you or anyone else. Unless you complain about being fat and then do nothing about it, then you're annoying.

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"See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside."

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Once at Briar Hill, we had a hyperactive camper who was on a lot of ADHD meds. He used to ask one particular counselor all the time why he was fat. Apparently, one day the kid went home and asked his mother, who apparently told him that "some people were just born to be fat." This seemed to satisfy the kid until the next morning, when he asked the counselor in his inimitable straightforward style : "Why were you born to be fat?"

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'mad sweeney said:

'Leroy Hoard said:

'Ghost Rider said:

What's really sad is how a lot of people seem to be ignorant of the fact that they can indulge themselves with food like that sometimes if they just exercise.

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True. But they also need to stop at one piece and not eat the whole damn thing.

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How can you eat any of it without ice cream?!?!

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