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SuperTroopers WW Game (1 Viewer)

I'll proxy ignoratio for now - if you want to switch we can but the matthias thing just strikes me as a little too clean a move for the guy who faked angel with a character name that had already been mentioned and had protected himself. It just seems incongruous.

 
I have a bad habit of skimming game events, just looking to see who died, especially when I'm completely unfamiliar with the theme. I feel like a lot has happened in the night reports and there hasn't really been much discussion about it.

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NIGHT 1 REPORT

A copper porsche speeds along the highway. This thing is mooooving. Crappy techno can be heard booming from the open windows, through which a German Man with slightly greying hair can be seen behind the wheel. A Spurbury Police cruiser whips out from the trees and rushes to catch up to the import. Lights flick on and the car quickly decelerates as it pulls over to the shoulder. As the SPD officers approach the vehicle, a whistle is heard from the woods.

The officers look just past the 911 and spot a stunning blonde at the edge of the woods wearing nothing but a bra and panties. Her hips sway side to side and she pleads "come use those cuffs on me... i've been verrry naughty". The officers look at each other then scamper toward the woods just as she disappears into the thicket and the Porsche speeds off down the road.

Just before it rounds the bend a hapless commuter steps out of his parked car and strolls into the passing lane. The porsche clips his leg at 120mph... ripping it from his body and send his soon-to-be-corpse pinwheeling through the air and into the median

Dead is The Future Champs - PJC
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OK, so this sounds like the BGs tried to kill one of the Indys, but the other one protected him. Then the indys killed TFC.
Once the SPD officers emerged from the shrubs with nothing to show for their search but a couple raging hardons, they hop in their cruiser and head back onto the road. As they proceed angrily, they spot another vehicle. They attempt to pull him over but the vehicle makes a couple of evasive maneuvers. They fire a shot at the car but miss and it peels away and loses them in some backroads. They shake their heads in disgust at the rough evening and head back into the station to regroup.
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Here the BGs also try to kill someone else, but they are whammed, yes?
One officer failed to show up to work today at the Trooper Station. Tis a shame considering their budget it on the line. He's a bit of a goofball but hopefully he proves a bit more responsible tomorrow.
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This, I presume, refers to the strange scholar/seer mechanic, since shortly thereafter, icon posts this:
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GAME EVENT

WAit just one second. Trooper Mac comes scampering into the station late. Turns out he was up at the diner being his usual screwball self. He noticed Nigel Tufnel leaning over the jukebox wearing a canadian tuxedo. No match for the temptation and knowing how much Tufnel hates pants, Mac pulls down Nigel's pants. There he is in all his glory for the world to see.... unfortunately he wasn't anything out of the ordinary. Just a plain ol' pantless guy standing at the jukebox in the middle of a diner. Nothing to see here.
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So Trooper Mac is a GG who gets to submit a name each night, and their role is revealed in the night report? At first I wasn't entirely sure how to take this but since the same mecahnic revealed Matts to be a BG, Nigel is 100% confirmed at this point, right?
 
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You wouldn't think the new england sun could get this hot this close to the Canadian border.... but the combination of it beating down, the radiant heat off the pavement, and crouching this close to the engine had poor Spoofy sweating bullets. As he struggled to get the jack behind the drivers side front tire he heard the sound of a roaring engine approaching. He turned to look but alas it was too late.

The next to last thing he saw was the spherical front headlight of a Porsche 911. The last thing was a glance inside the windshield which revealed the gyrating, sweaty bare back in drivers seat obstructing the view of whoever was operating this vehicle.

DEAD IS SPOOFY - Vermont Trooper Foster GGRP
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So this sounds like the Indys killed again...
As the porsche continues down the road the blonde's moans of ecstasy can be heard over the crappy German techno music. The driver, a distinguished German man in his 50's who is no stranger to driving while being ridden, holds the road well. That is, until a shot rings out and the passenger side front tire explodes.

Were they going the posted speed limit, and were the two passengers not engaged in coital acts.. they might have recovered. However, as it stands, the classic auto jerked abrupty sideward into a slide. As the tire ripped off the rim the steel on pavement provided sufficient resistance to overturn the vehicle into a violent barrel roll down the interstate... then off into the trees. It is there that the fantastic scene came to a crescindo with an explosion that would make Michael Bay wet himself. Nobody survives that.

"We got em!" could be heard from the treeline back where the shot originated, and a dark blue cruiser with "SPURBURY POLICE" pulled out. The car held several officers who were all cheering and high-fiving... but as they passed the explosion, Spurbury Police Chief O'Grady could be seen holstering his pistol and smiling from ear to ear.

DEAD ARE:

SINN : German Woman, INDY.

EG72 : German Man, INDY.
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...and then they were subsequently killed by the BGs - I guess if either one of them was targeted, they both died? This can't be two separate kills. But then, it sounds like the BGs attempted two kills on N1, but only one on N2?
This morning Trooper Mac was in the Diner grabbing his usual coffee and donuts when he looks over to the jukebox and yet again sees a gentleman in a canadian tuxedo. "WTF is it with these canadians" he muttered the lifelong prankster. He strides up behind him and the guy turns around. Startled by who he discovers, Mattias, he can only muster "Is this the new uniform for you guys?" before dropping Matthias' denim pants for the whole diner to see.... Not TOO surprisingly, Matthias is really Spurbury Police Officer Smy BGRP. The humiliated officer angrily jerks his pants back up and storms out of the diner as the morning crowd roars in laughter.
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Here's the Mac mechanic again, of course.
Strangely for the second night in a row Dimpus Burger closed up shop early. Damn lazy kids. Hard to find good help these days...
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:thumbup: No mention of this in the N1 report. Theme guys, any idea what this is?
 
####### Ford POS. We are buying a new car next week and going to trade in my wife's POS Ford Focus. So what happens...my wife is on her way home from work and the alternator somehow blows itself up and sends an electrical surge through the car frying the electrical system (and her phone that was charging). So much for the trade in value. Thankfully she wasn't hurt. Never again will I buy an American piece of junk.

I agree, Ignoratio. Nigel has to be 99.999% confirmed.

 
These are the three kills by the vig:

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GAME EVENT

Sirens are heard around the bend and a Vermont State Police Cruiser comes flying around the corner kicking up a cloud of dust in it's wake. As the cruiser speeds by the outline of a man with dark features in a Vermont Trooper uniform can be seen through the glass. The window lowers and a single shot rings out. Foosball God clutches his chest and falls to the ground and blood pools on the asphault. The cruiser continues on down the highway and around the bend.. out of sight.

Dead is Foosball God PJC
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GAME EVENT

Out behind the bar a man staggers out the back door and props himself against the wall. He unzips his pants and begins pissing on the building, eliciting a long "ahhhhh" as if this joyous moment was a long time coming. Just as he's finishing up he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see what at first appeared to be an old man, but now in the sodium vapor light it's clear he's indian...and in a Trooper Uniform? "LT RAMMATHRONN... whut brings you round hurr" slurs culdeus. . "Cleaning up this town by getting rid of pieces of #### like you" he replied. He then smacked culdeus across the temple with the butt of his pistol. Lights out.

Dead is Culdeus, PJC
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GAME EVENT

As Matthias exits the diner muttering under his breath he feels two things in rapid succession.

1) One arm comes from behind him on his right side and firmly grabs across his chest holding him tight.

2) A second sensation... very different from the first against his neck. What is it.... that cold sensation... almost...almost like steel...

"I'm not mexican you jackass" enters his left ear... audible, but just above a whisper. Then he feels the thin line of steel press against his neck and move rapidly to the left... severing his neck fatally.

DEAD is Mattias - Spurbury Police Officer Smy BGRP
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At some point this weekend I'm very likely going to fire off a random killing item via PM. It will expire precisely 12 hours from issue. Chances are this will happen when I'm drunk. :P

Speaking of... I've got an 18pk with my name on it in the fridge....

 
OK, so here's what I've pulled together from the game events (bolded) and other likely stuff from Wikipedia:

GGRPs (State Troopers)

Officer Rod Farva - Seer (Yuk, dead)

Vermont Trooper Foster - ? (Spoofy, dead)

Rabbit - Understudy? (Fuller)

Lt. Rammathorn - Vig

Trooper Mac - Scholar/Seer thing?

Capt. John O'Hagen

BGRPs (Spurbury Cops)

Officer Smy (Matthias, dead)

Police Chief Bruce Grady

Officer Ursula Hanson

Officer Rando

Officer Burton

Indies

German Man (Evilgrin, dead)

German Woman (Sinn, dead)

Other Cast

College Boy 1

College Boy 2

College Boy 3

Bobbi

Frank Galikanokus

Larry Johnson

Casino La Fantastique Sally

Dimpus Burger Guy

Governor Jessman

 
Would it have made sense for Spoofy to be the angel? When I first pulled together the night reports, I had assumed that he was the one that whammed the BGs N1, so they went back and targeted him again N2. But the N2 writeup indicates Spoofy was killed by the Indies, who presumably weren't whammed N1... was that just a lucky strike on their part, then?

 
Somebody found a brick of weed yesterday. It had that lovely johnny chimpo sticker on the brick. It was a ####load of some dank ### bud. This person, being a man of refined tastes, kept it. Unfortunately it contained a tracking device...

A few hours later his body was uncovered in a camper on a remote stretch of highway... dead. ### up.... with a johnny chimpo tattoo on his ###... That's what you get for smokin #### that ain't yours...

DEAD IS ___________________ _____

:shrug:

 
GAME EVENT

Somebody found a brick of weed yesterday. It had that lovely johnny chimpo sticker on the brick. It was a ####load of some dank ### bud. This person, being a man of refined tastes, kept it. Unfortunately it contained a tracking device...

A few hours later his body was uncovered in a camper on a remote stretch of highway... dead. ### up.... with a johnny chimpo tattoo on his ###... That's what you get for smokin #### that ain't yours...

DEAD IS Ignoratio - Lt. “Thorny” Ramathorn GGRP

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I come back from AC and spend the night reading and I'm freaking dead?!?!?!

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?

MEOW #####ES!!!

Green Room please.

 
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I come back from AC and spend the night reading and I'm freaking dead?!?!?!

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?

MEOW #####ES!!!

Green Room please.
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For the record:Spoofy and to a slightly lesser degree, tasker, both earn 10 day passes from me for awesome theme knowledge.

:D :thumbup:

 
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GAME EVENT

Somebody found a brick of weed yesterday. It had that lovely johnny chimpo sticker on the brick. It was a ####load of some dank ### bud. This person, being a man of refined tastes, kept it. Unfortunately it contained a tracking device...

A few hours later his body was uncovered in a camper on a remote stretch of highway... dead. ### up.... with a johnny chimpo tattoo on his ###... That's what you get for smokin #### that ain't yours...

DEAD IS Ignoratio - Lt. “Thorny” Ramathorn GGRP

:D

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WTHMFF?glll village

room please.

 
WTF is wrong with you people. Running me up when Im not around, apologies about vanishing yesterday, was a pretty crazy day for me with lots of stuff going on. Anyway, #### all of you

 
oh and vote keys for such a ####ty ####### reason. I mean really? There were like 5 votes cast total or something like that and you are going to ##### cause I switched around. #### you, I hope Yuk comes to your house and peers through your ####### windows. Just ####### lynch me.

 
this #### really pisses me off, you would think I would have earned a little bit of respect by now. what the #### ever, suck it

 
####ers better unvote :finger:. Damn Im pissed, im not sure why either but I am. Im always around but you ####ers take advantage when Im not and start piling votes on. Looking for a quick lynch?

 
####### first game in a long time Im not a BG and you ####ers just want to string me the hell up.

 
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spOOfy said:
I come back from AC and spend the night reading and I'm freaking dead?!?!?!

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?

MEOW #####ES!!!

Green Room please.
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For the record:Spoofy and to a slightly lesser degree, tasker, both earn 10 day passes from me for awesome theme knowledge.

:wolf: :hot:
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10 day pass!1!1!!1~10!
 
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