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The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

'offdee said:
'Gianni Verscotchie said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
One Punch Killer
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Massive rack bumps her to a 5.
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Agree. She's a 4 without dem juggs
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Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
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I'm with you, here. It's not like they are filled with honey and marmalade. Massive obese bosoms are just full of fat and veins holding on for dear life. Plus, then you have nipples that could freeze Medusa.
 
'General Malaise said:
'offdee said:
'Gianni Verscotchie said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
One Punch Killer
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Massive rack bumps her to a 5.
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Agree. She's a 4 without dem juggs
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Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
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I'm with you, here. It's not like they are filled with honey and marmalade. Massive obese bosoms are just full of fat and veins holding on for dear life. Plus, then you have nipples that could freeze Medusa.
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This is very good.

 
'offdee said:
'Gianni Verscotchie said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
One Punch Killer
Click to expand...
Massive rack bumps her to a 5.
Click to expand...
Agree. She's a 4 without dem juggs
Click to expand...
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
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What does body type have to do with it? IMO, all other things being equal, bigger boobs upgrade any woman.
 
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
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Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
 
'Christo said:
'offdee said:
'Gianni Verscotchie said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
One Punch Killer
Click to expand...
Massive rack bumps her to a 5.
Click to expand...
Agree. She's a 4 without dem juggs
Click to expand...
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
What does body type have to do with it? IMO, all other things being equal, bigger boobs upgrade any woman.
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Big boobs are not always the best boobs.
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
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I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone. The worst ride at Disney Land >>> the best ride at Enid County State Fair.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
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I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone. The worst ride at Disney Land >>> the best ride at Enid County State Fair.
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It's the exact same woman. That way you can't keep dodging the question. One has little boobs. One has big boobs.
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
Click to expand...
I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone. The worst ride at Disney Land >>> the best ride at Enid County State Fair.
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It's the exact same woman. That way you can't keep dodging the question. One has little boobs. One has big boobs.
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I need pics.Let me ask you this: In this scenario where you are making love to this plus sized woman with massive boobs, what exactly are you doing with them that is so great? My experience is they fall underneath the gal's arm pits, with one nipple pointing east to the other's west. Assuming missionary here, are you kneeding them? Suckling? Having little green army men play capture the flag over the hills? Walk me through this.
 
'Disco Stu said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
It's the exact same woman. That way you can't keep dodging the question. One has little boobs. One has big boobs.
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I need pics.
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Here's the original pic again. Now just imagine her with small boobs. Which version is better?
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Unleash the back of her bra and gravity will take a strong punch to the nose. She's a 4 at best, large jugs or not. I can't get past her beefy white upper arms and snarling face to get excited about her massive mams. Sorry.
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Sorry GB, but if you don't know what to do with a woman's boobs then you're on your own.
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I know what to do with boobs that fit into my hands or mouth. What do you do with boobs that fit into salad bowl?
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Hand transplant with Otis.
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But why? I've already stated that large boobs are just more mass of yuck...more bad skin, more cellulite, more ground for moles with giant hairs, more veins holding on for dear life. I hate tuna helper. If you gave me 4 servings of it, is that better? I hate bad, gross boobs. Are more gross bad boobs somehow better? That's asinine.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
Click to expand...
I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone. The worst ride at Disney Land >>> the best ride at Enid County State Fair.
Click to expand...
It's the exact same woman. That way you can't keep dodging the question. One has little boobs. One has big boobs.
Click to expand...
I need pics.Let me ask you this: In this scenario where you are making love to this plus sized woman with massive boobs, what exactly are you doing with them that is so great? My experience is they fall underneath the gal's arm pits, with one nipple pointing east to the other's west. Assuming missionary here, are you kneeding them? Suckling? Having little green army men play capture the flag over the hills? Walk me through this.
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Let me ask this: In this scenario where you are making love to any woman of your choice. Assuming doggy style here, why do you care what her face looks like? What do you do with it? Walk me through this.
 
'General Malaise said:
But why? I've already stated that large boobs are just more mass of yuck...more bad skin, more cellulite, more ground for moles with giant hairs, more veins holding on for dear life. I hate tuna helper. If you gave me 4 servings of it, is that better? I hate bad, gross boobs. Are more gross bad boobs somehow better? That's asinine.
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Truth.
 
'Christo said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'General Malaise said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'offdee said:
Are dudes that hard up for boobs that it actually upgrades the fatties?When a chick is obese I don't really think huge boobs stacked on top of her fat rolls is really something that's enough of a plus to up a point.
Click to expand...
Let's look at it this way. For whatever reason, you've been given viagra and have to sleep with a fatty. Do you want a flat chested fatty or one with some massive knockers?
Click to expand...
I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone. The worst ride at Disney Land >>> the best ride at Enid County State Fair.
Click to expand...
It's the exact same woman. That way you can't keep dodging the question. One has little boobs. One has big boobs.
Click to expand...
I need pics.Let me ask you this: In this scenario where you are making love to this plus sized woman with massive boobs, what exactly are you doing with them that is so great? My experience is they fall underneath the gal's arm pits, with one nipple pointing east to the other's west. Assuming missionary here, are you kneeding them? Suckling? Having little green army men play capture the flag over the hills? Walk me through this.
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Let me ask this: In this scenario where you are making love to any woman of your choice. Assuming doggy style here, why do you care what her face looks like? What do you do with it? Walk me through this.
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When the face looks back and asks me if it's in yet, I don't want to lose my erection entirely. Does that help?
 
'General Malaise said:
I need pics.

Let me ask you this: In this scenario where you are making love to this plus sized woman with massive boobs, what exactly are you doing with them that is so great? My experience is they fall underneath the gal's arm pits, with one nipple pointing east to the other's west. Assuming missionary here, are you kneeding them? Suckling? Having little green army men play capture the flag over the hills? Walk me through this.
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I'll have to take your word on this. I don't do fat chicks.
 
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