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Fat or Gay - You have to pick one. (1 Viewer)

Pick one

  • Fat

    Votes: 100 36.8%

  • Gay

    Votes: 172 63.2%
  • Total voters
    272
The choice between sex with stuff I'd love or no sex at all isn't a choice. You need to throw in a lifetime WoW account with the fat option to make it competitive.

 
Scoresman said:
Zow said:
If I'm gay I'm to assume I'm attracted to other men. Per the sentiment of the poll it sounds like I'd also be an attractive gay man so my pickings of what I'm attracted to shouldn't be limited.

Gay seems like the obvious choice then.
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Right, I think the fat option might come into play with people who know or are related to people who would be very against them being gay. I expect the gay option to win, but am still curious.
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Most beautiful men are, Scores.

 
Scoresman said:
You've been given the chance to restart your life from the beginning with one of two possible outcomes once you become an adult. You can either be fat, or be gay. You must pick one.

Rules

- The definition of fat is 400+ pounds. Seriously obese. Many activities you take for granted today will become difficult or impossible. Your dating and sex pool will be limited to other fat people.

- The definition of gay is that your attraction tendencies will be of the same sex and you will have homosexual relationships including sex. You will also be out of the closet and everyone you know will react accordingly.

Disclaimer: This pole is not meant as a slur or slander against homosexuals or fat people. It is not meant as a means to compare or equate being fat with being gay. It's just good fun on a Friday.

Go.
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I don't want to be too literal with this, but what is your definition of "compare"?

 
When I restart my life, will it be 1973, when my current life started? Or 2014?

I'm probably picking gay either way, but being a gay kid in the 1980s wouldn't be much fun. Being gay now is way better.

 
SacramentoBob said:
Parrothead said:
would you rather be: Chris Farley (assuming you won't die of an OD) or Richard Simmons?
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Good one.
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Chris Farley wasn't 400 lbs.

This poll has you being MORBIDLY obese and having a very compromised lifestyle.

Being gay these days is borderline cool.. being fat was never that cool.

This shouldn't be close.

Once you are morbidly obese 400+ lbs you are going to have a tough time ever getting a job, getting laid, or ever losing the weight and looking normal.

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick... result will be the same, no?

 
I once started a thread like this years ago, but it was about being born black. Didn't last for more than an hour.

ETA: Here it is. It was less than a half hour I guess.

 
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Dentist said:
SacramentoBob said:
Parrothead said:
would you rather be: Chris Farley (assuming you won't die of an OD) or Richard Simmons?
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Good one.
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Chris Farley wasn't 400 lbs.

This poll has you being MORBIDLY obese and having a very compromised lifestyle.

Being gay these days is borderline cool.. being fat was never that cool.

This shouldn't be close.

Once you are morbidly obese 400+ lbs you are going to have a tough time ever getting a job, getting laid, or ever losing the weight and looking normal.

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick... result will be the same, no?
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Thanks for the sig, brohan.

 
Fat. I'd still be able to get me some tang.

p.s. see you guys over in the sleeping with prostitutes thread.

 
SacramentoBob said:
Ignoratio Elenchi said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
I once started a thread like this years ago, but it was about being born black. Didn't last for more than an hour.

ETA: Here it is. It was less than a half hour I guess.
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The good news is there's no moderation here anymore. I say fire it up again, it's an interesting question.
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:goodposting:
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Maybe next week. I once started a thread about masturbation fantasies that lasted like five minutes, I should probably try that one again now too.

 
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
SacramentoBob said:
Ignoratio Elenchi said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
I once started a thread like this years ago, but it was about being born black. Didn't last for more than an hour.

ETA: Here it is. It was less than a half hour I guess.
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The good news is there's no moderation here anymore. I say fire it up again, it's an interesting question.
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:goodposting:
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Maybe next week. I once started a thread about masturbation fantasies that lasted like five minutes, I should probably try that one again now too.
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Just don't mention Joe this time and you should be OK.

 
LinusMarr said:
Zow said:
Dentist said:
Being gay these days is borderline cool.. being fat was never that cool.
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You're not the first person to have made this comment. Where the heck is this sentiment coming from?
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TV, the media, schools, college. You knew to life woz?
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No, but I'm strapped by the need to think things through logically and objectively. Accordingly, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about with this "cool to be gay" thing. I'm assuming you guys have just seen one anecdotal example of some guy who is gay who also happens to be cool and think, "he's gay so he cannot possibly cool so some third party politically correct force is making him that way."

 
Zow said:
LinusMarr said:
Zow said:
Dentist said:
Being gay these days is borderline cool.. being fat was never that cool.
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You're not the first person to have made this comment. Where the heck is this sentiment coming from?
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TV, the media, schools, college. You knew to life woz?
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No, but I'm strapped by the need to think things through logically and objectively. Accordingly, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about with this "cool to be gay" thing. I'm assuming you guys have just seen one anecdotal example of some guy who is gay who also happens to be cool and think, "he's gay so he cannot possibly cool so some third party politically correct force is making him that way."
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do you think being gay is not cool?

 
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