What To Do About The...... (1 Viewer)

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

little brown ring in the under pants. I figured as I got older it would go away. With wiping techniques vastly improved since I was child, it still there and follows me everywhere I go. The wifey is tired of seeing little brown ring when she does the wash. At my last appointment at the booty Dr,. the nurses gathered around to make fun of my little brown ring.

Any suggestions of how to rid myself of this curse? TIA

shadyridr · Feb 11, 2014

WTF? Wipe, you dirtbag

Flying V · Feb 11, 2014

Ring? I know about skid marks, but how are you doing donuts?

arrow1 · Feb 11, 2014

Keerock · Feb 11, 2014

Easiest solution is to wear dark underwear. Or, you could, maybe, I don't know, wipe.

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

Flying V said:
Ring? I know about skid marks, but how are you doing donuts?

The escape hatch is round? Yours sounds like a magic marker.

Keerock · Feb 11, 2014

Tchouptioulas said:
Flying V said:

Ring? I know about skid marks, but how are you doing donuts?

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The escape hatch is round? Yours sounds like a magic marker.

No reason your escape hatch should ever touch your underwear... unless you're wearing a thong

McGarnicle · Feb 11, 2014

Charmin Freshwipes changed my life. Can't recommend them enough, for this and any other issues you may have like chafing, itch, swamp ###, etc.

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

arrow1 said:

http://www.bahndr.com/service/rest/Objects/10828222-imageurl.jpg

cstu · Feb 11, 2014

Guys still wear white underwear?

xulf · Feb 11, 2014

Stop wearing underwear. That will teach your wife.

mr roboto · Feb 11, 2014

Your actual ### hole is imprinting itself on your undies? Do you not have butt cheeks? I really can't figure this out.

Keerock · Feb 11, 2014

mr roboto said:
Your actual ### hole is imprinting itself on your undies? Do you not have butt cheeks? I really can't figure this out.

:fishedin:

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

mr roboto said:
Your actual ### hole is imprinting itself on your undies? Do you not have butt cheeks? I really can't figure this out.

I'm thin cheeked.

Sarnoff · Feb 11, 2014

Who knew: http://www.butterfly.com

fantasycurse42 · Feb 11, 2014

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703826&p=16515462

Dude comes over from FFT to fish a little, & this is what he comes up with - Are you the Jojo the Circus Boy equivalent over there? I doubt you're a respected poster over there, & if you are, then I'm quite happy being on this board.

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

fantasycurse42 said:
http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703826&p=16515462

Dude comes over from FFT to fish a little, & this is what he comes up with - Are you the Jojo the Circus Boy equivalent over there? I doubt you're a respected poster over there, & if you are, then I'm quite happy being on this board.

Aren't you just a barrel of fun? Relax poinidexter. Sounds like your sphincter is wound a bit to tight.

fantasycurse42 · Feb 11, 2014

Tchouptioulas said:
fantasycurse42 said:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703826&p=16515462

Dude comes over from FFT to fish a little, & this is what he comes up with - Are you the Jojo the Circus Boy equivalent over there? I doubt you're a respected poster over there, & if you are, then I'm quite happy being on this board.

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Aren't you just a barrel of fun? Relax poinidexter. Sounds like your sphincter is wound a bit to tight.

I prefer my daily banter with people who don't #### their pants on a regular basis :shrug:

Terpman22 · Feb 11, 2014

Just #### your pants. That way the whole thing is just one color. Turd.

Captain Quinoa · Feb 11, 2014

I always give my undies a little sniff when I take them off.

Tchouptioulas · Feb 11, 2014

fantasycurse42 said:
Tchouptioulas said:

fantasycurse42 said:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703826&p=16515462

Dude comes over from FFT to fish a little, & this is what he comes up with - Are you the Jojo the Circus Boy equivalent over there? I doubt you're a respected poster over there, & if you are, then I'm quite happy being on this board.

Click to expand...

Aren't you just a barrel of fun? Relax poinidexter. Sounds like your sphincter is wound a bit to tight.

Click to expand...

I prefer my daily banter with people who don't #### their pants on a regular basis

You #### your pants here on a daily basis. :towelwave:

Have a hankie.

Tom Servo · Feb 11, 2014

fantasycurse42 said:
Tchouptioulas said:

fantasycurse42 said:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703826&p=16515462

Dude comes over from FFT to fish a little, & this is what he comes up with - Are you the Jojo the Circus Boy equivalent over there? I doubt you're a respected poster over there, & if you are, then I'm quite happy being on this board.

Click to expand...

Aren't you just a barrel of fun? Relax poinidexter. Sounds like your sphincter is wound a bit to tight.

Click to expand...

I prefer my daily banter with people who don't #### their pants on a regular basis

Admittedly, that's not a high standard.

Rove! · Feb 11, 2014

fantasycurse42 · Feb 11, 2014

Tom Servo said:
fantasycurse42 said:

I prefer my daily banter with people who don't #### their pants on a regular basis

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Admittedly, that's not a high standard.

Agreed, but this seems to be the cutoff point for a FBG and the entrance exam for a FFT poster

Henry Ford · Feb 11, 2014

I'm more concerned that he's from New Orleans and spelled Tchoupitoulas wrong.

Tom Servo · Feb 11, 2014

fantasycurse42 said:
Tom Servo said:

fantasycurse42 said:

I prefer my daily banter with people who don't #### their pants on a regular basis

Click to expand...

Admittedly, that's not a high standard.

Click to expand...

Agreed, but this seems to be the cutoff point for a FBG and the entrance exam for a FFT poster

chauncey · Feb 11, 2014

Sarnoff said:
Who knew: http://www.butterfly.com

SacramentoBob · Feb 11, 2014

Looks like Richard_the_Vampire's thread about coming home to find #### stained underwear in his bathroom is no longer with us. That was a much better fishing attempt than this.

Sarnoff · Feb 11, 2014

chauncey said:
Sarnoff said:

Who knew: http://www.butterfly.com

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http://www.butterfly.com/how-to-use

Henry Ford · Feb 11, 2014

Sarnoff said:
chauncey said:

Sarnoff said:

Who knew: http://www.butterfly.com

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

http://www.butterfly.com/how-to-use

When Butterfly is placed properly, most women tell us they forget they’re even wearing one.

The men, however, usually feel it all day long.

IvanKaramazov · Feb 11, 2014

Tchouptioulas said:
Aren't you just a barrel of fun? Relax poinidexter. Sounds like your sphincter is wound a bit to tight.

Really?

LinusMarr · Feb 11, 2014

Captain Quinoa said:
I always give my undies a little sniff when I take them off.

I dont like this post.... :mellow:

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