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Ever OK to sit for #1? (1 Viewer)

I've become an expert at standing #2s over the past few years. There was a two month stretch where every time I ran over 3 miles I'd have to drop a trail turd, lost a lot of socks. And driving through the desert with no restrooms teaches you the "grab the door frame and explode into the dirt" method.

 
chauncey said:
I've become an expert at standing #2s over the past few years. There was a two month stretch where every time I ran over 3 miles I'd have to drop a trail turd, lost a lot of socks. And driving through the desert with no restrooms teaches you the "grab the door frame and explode into the dirt" method.
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wtf?

 
chauncey said:
I've become an expert at standing #2s over the past few years. There was a two month stretch where every time I ran over 3 miles I'd have to drop a trail turd, lost a lot of socks. And driving through the desert with no restrooms teaches you the "grab the door frame and explode into the dirt" method.
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brohan stop quoting shakespere without giving him credit

 
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
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Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
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Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.
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/drops mic

sig worthy

 
Under three circumstances:

1 - It's the middle of the night and I don't want to wake my wife with the light.

2 - If I'm really drunk and at home (no urinal... yet)

3 - If I'm playing playstation and need to piss we have a small bathroom in view of the TV if you leave the door open. Wife wont let me #2 with the door open :( .

 
late to this thread. it is NEVER ok to sit for peeing if youre a guy. i pee in the middle of the night all the time and dont feel the need to sit. i can navigate through my house just fine in the dark and even if i couldnt i wouldnt resort to sitting down like a woman.

if you sit while peeing you're only one rung higher than the guy who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down at the urinal while he pees.

 
Scoresman said:
late to this thread. it is NEVER ok to sit for peeing if youre a guy. i pee in the middle of the night all the time and dont feel the need to sit. i can navigate through my house just fine in the dark and even if i couldnt i wouldnt resort to sitting down like a woman.

if you sit while peeing you're only one rung higher than the guy who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down at the urinal while he pees.
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Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Unless I've been binge drinking, I can make it to morning without taking a leak. Is this unusual?

Signed, IB, Age 44, North Carolina.

I'll hang up and listen.
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Agreed I'm 57 and unless I've been pounding down beers I do not need to get up in the middle of the night to go.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
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Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.
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:lmao:

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Ditkaless Wonders said:
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
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Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.
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God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.

 
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fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Hard to believe jamny pees only 4 times a day. I gotta count, I'm well into double digits I'm sure.
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Seems like some others are in that range. I'm happy about it but I hope it's not a bad thing later on.

I go when I wake up, maybe one time during the day but I usually can make it home if it's around 5pm. After dinner maybe and before I go to sleep. Maybe 5 times some days.

It's probably not good because I don't drink a lot of water, which I really should.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
Click to expand...
Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.
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/John Wayne voice

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Eminence said:
I've been being insulted by a group of men who sit down when they pee? I feel much better about myself now.
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Son, I stand for the flag going bye and for a pretty woman entering the room. For a late night piss I take a seat and don't concern myself with the opinions of the inexperienced. Once your sexual staying power exceeds the time I take to piss you can have an opinion, maybe.
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God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.
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:thumbup:
 
Scoresman said:
late to this thread. it is NEVER ok to sit for peeing if youre a guy. i pee in the middle of the night all the time and dont feel the need to sit. i can navigate through my house just fine in the dark and even if i couldnt i wouldnt resort to sitting down like a woman.

if you sit while peeing you're only one rung higher than the guy who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down at the urinal while he pees.
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Don't act like this isn't great shtick.

 
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.

 
Catching up on this thread while taking a late night seated #1.

Who the frick keeps their toothbrush within the splash zone? That is a powerful stream!

 
Just did. No brainer in the middle of the night.

Can't get back to ####in sleep though.

 
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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:goodposting:

Anyone else's house I stand. There is no denying that anything within a few feet of a toilet gets splashed with piss.

 
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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brohan you and me must pee a lot different there is no chance i am goiing to hit my toothbrush maybe you should see a doctor take that to the bank brochacho

 
SWC said:
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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brohan you and me must pee a lot different there is no chance i am goiing to hit my toothbrush maybe you should see a doctor take that to the bank brochacho
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You ever use a urinal wearing your Berkenstock sandals brohan?

 
Fat Nick said:
I sit for #1 before bed, any time in the middle of the night, and when I first get up.

-Before bed I tend to read some articles on my phone...I want the quiet time. It's like a #2 without the #2.

-Night I sit for the reasons mentioned...although I just bought a toilet seat with a nightlight, so I do sometimes stand now.

-First get up - I sit and wake up slowly.

FWIW - The lighted toilet seats are a real game changer. I got it just b/c it was only $10 more than the one I wanted, and I thought I'd try it and get bored. My wife and I both love it. Batterys last a LONG time...Installed early July, still going strong. Maybe not needed for a powder room, but for a master bath, it's awesome.
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We are living in the future....
 
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Quez said:
SWC said:
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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brohan you and me must pee a lot different there is no chance i am goiing to hit my toothbrush maybe you should see a doctor take that to the bank brochacho
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You ever use a urinal wearing your Berkenstock sandals brohan?
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yeah but i pee in the toilet not on my foot listen if you want to sit down be my guest i was only joking before why would i even care how you pee hells bells pee in your pants if it makes you feel ok but i am just saying that when i go numero uno it is not like one of those kids sprinkler toys where its waving all over and pee is just going here aand there and everywhere that is all that i am saying take that to the bank

 
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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Urine is sterile. I guarantee that if you straight up soaked your toothbrush in a glass of piss it would be cleaner than whatever gnarly bacteria is all over it now.

 
SWC said:
Quez said:
SWC said:
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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brohan you and me must pee a lot different there is no chance i am goiing to hit my toothbrush maybe you should see a doctor take that to the bank brochacho
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You ever use a urinal wearing your Berkenstock sandals brohan?
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yeah but i pee in the toilet not on my foot listen if you want to sit down be my guest i was only joking before why would i even care how you pee hells bells pee in your pants if it makes you feel ok but i am just saying that when i go numero uno it is not like one of those kids sprinkler toys where its waving all over and pee is just going here aand there and everywhere that is all that i am saying take that to the bank
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You don't need to have a sprinkler. You just have to have a powerful stream of urine to create a backsplash / spray. However, you could have a swollen prostate. If that is the case odds are you don't pee hard enough to splash / spray urine on your shoes.
 
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Scoresman said:
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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Urine is sterile. I guarantee that if you straight up soaked your toothbrush in a glass of piss it would be cleaner than whatever gnarly bacteria is all over it now.
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That is just completely not true. It is not sterile while in your kidneys, and it is less so after it travels through your urethra.

Pro tip: nothing that comes from your body is sterile.

 
Quez said:
ILUVBEER99 said:
when at home always sit. don't get the logic to spray piss all over your own bathroom. also if you have your toothbrush near then that can get contaminated by stray pee splash.
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:goodposting:

Anyone else's house I stand. There is no denying that anything within a few feet of a toilet gets splashed with piss.
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Wat? Are you dropping piss grenades into the toilet?

 
jamny said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Hard to believe jamny pees only 4 times a day. I gotta count, I'm well into double digits I'm sure.
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Seems like some others are in that range. I'm happy about it but I hope it's not a bad thing later on.

I go when I wake up, maybe one time during the day but I usually can make it home if it's around 5pm. After dinner maybe and before I go to sleep. Maybe 5 times some days.

It's probably not good because I don't drink a lot of water, which I really should.
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yesterday I had 5 yellow dots

 
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