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Draft Night One Liners (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter stlrams
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
"It's not a Toomah!"
shamrock84
Footballguy
And with the 3rd overall pick of the 2006 stlrams draft shamrock selects... "Your Mom."
Jiggyonthehut
Footballguy
Tillmanisahero
Footballguy
"Wow thats a real Gutsy pick"
Pittsburgh United
Footballguy
Manning retired...
Franknbeans
Footballguy
:championship:
Shiggy Shaol
Footballguy
An old classic, when somebody takes a veteran:
"Wait, are you looking at 2004's cheat sheet?"
"Wait, are you looking at 2004's cheat sheet?"
nightshift
Footballguy
"You do know it's 2006 right?"
"He's got VBD, not VD."
"Another rookie? You usin' EBF's cheatsheets?"
"He's got VBD, not VD."
"Another rookie? You usin' EBF's cheatsheets?"
"Hurry up and pick...I need a good laugh."
When they take two players from their favorite team...."Marge called, she wants Homer to come home now"
"Matt Millen called, he wants his draft strategy back"
"I heard Clarett will be signed by the Bengals after they post his $5mill bail. So draft him here"
When they take two players from their favorite team...."Marge called, she wants Homer to come home now"
"Matt Millen called, he wants his draft strategy back"
"I heard Clarett will be signed by the Bengals after they post his $5mill bail. So draft him here"
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mac daddy
Footballguy
We were drafting on conference call and IM, and I was logging all the picks online. When Maurice Jones-Drew was drafted, I typed in Maurice Jones-Drew-Joiner-Kersey. People seemed to have a chuckle. Also did Uncle Rico for Vince Young, of course.
When Santonio Holmes (or any Cincy player) is drafted, you can mention that you heard they were going to be in The Longest Yard II, though most people didn't seem to quite get that.
I wish I had
this smilie to use on IM, though.
When Santonio Holmes (or any Cincy player) is drafted, you can mention that you heard they were going to be in The Longest Yard II, though most people didn't seem to quite get that.
I wish I had
this smilie to use on IM, though.ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
i think i read somthing similar to this on here...but when i scoop up Torry Holt in the 2nd round I plan on saying
"i usually go rb-rb, but I think Holt actually has a chance to see more balls this year than Luke's (insert your own friends name) girlfriends chin"
"i usually go rb-rb, but I think Holt actually has a chance to see more balls this year than Luke's (insert your own friends name) girlfriends chin"
Tillmanisahero
Footballguy
<chuckle> "No really, stop goofing around....who ya picking"
Tillmanisahero
Footballguy
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Heatman
Footballguy
OK OK I give. What exactly does this mean? I've seen it on other posts but have never figured it out. I absolutly know I'm going to feel stupid after you tell me but oh well.
Tillmanisahero
Footballguy
You are the only one brave enough to ask.....I don't know what it means either.OK OK I give. What exactly does this mean? I've seen it on other posts but have never figured it out. I absolutly know I'm going to feel stupid after you tell me but oh well.
wannabee
Footballguy
It evolved from:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry5360237OK OK I give. What exactly does this mean? I've seen it on other posts but have never figured it out. I absolutly know I'm going to feel stupid after you tell me but oh well.
And is usually utilized when someone is complaining or whining.
semaj33
bloodwashed
that 4 letter network had a bunch in their draft magagine....you should check there...i used mine for toilet paper or i would look them up for you....
why i wasted money on that, i still have no idea...lets just blame it on being on vacation and it being the only magazine in grayling, michigan....
why i wasted money on that, i still have no idea...lets just blame it on being on vacation and it being the only magazine in grayling, michigan....
H.K.
Footballguy
Heatman
Footballguy
Thank you very much.It evolved from:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry5360237OK OK I give. What exactly does this mean? I've seen it on other posts but have never figured it out. I absolutly know I'm going to feel stupid after you tell me but oh well.
And is usually utilized when someone is complaining or whining.
Harry Beanbag
Sausage King of Chicago
When someone drafts a big time veteran, in your best computerizes voice sing, "I love the 80's" from the VH1 show.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
When somebody is taking a while to make a pick:
"Somebody check his pulse, make sure he's still alive over there."
"Just make a pick, you'll probably have to cut him by Week 3 anyway."
"Somebody check his pulse, make sure he's still alive over there."
"Just make a pick, you'll probably have to cut him by Week 3 anyway."
Snot Bubbler
Footballguy
:Anytime a crappy TE is drafted: "He's a good blocker."
ocstallions
Footballguy
The "that guy isn't even on my list" one is the old standby. I drafted last Friday and when Gonzo went as the 2nd TE, i used, "A little early for a blocking TE, isn't it?"
My favorite one from that draft was when Westy was picked at the 2nd round-3rd round turn. When the pick was announced, another owner immediately shouted, "are you using your 3rd rounder on a new foot for him?"
My favorite one from that draft was when Westy was picked at the 2nd round-3rd round turn. When the pick was announced, another owner immediately shouted, "are you using your 3rd rounder on a new foot for him?"
Evilhomer3k
Footballguy
Pick:
Alex Smith
"The tight end, the qb, or the porn star?"
Alex Smith
"The tight end, the qb, or the porn star?"
yellowdog
Footballguy
You didn't have time to read that whole thread. Do yourself a favor and go back to it later.Thank you very much.It evolved from:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;#entry5360237OK OK I give. What exactly does this mean? I've seen it on other posts but have never figured it out. I absolutly know I'm going to feel stupid after you tell me but oh well.
And is usually utilized when someone is complaining or whining.
Jeff Pasquino
Footballguy
Yep, used that one.
"Nice pick - for you.""Thanks! I thought you were going to take someone valuable"
Jeff Pasquino
Footballguy
Brett Favre:
"Did you miss that minus sign in front of 'INT' on our scoring?"
"Did you miss that minus sign in front of 'INT' on our scoring?"
delusional
Footballguy
Some nice ones here, shame both my drafts are over :(
I used
" go go gadget arm" for panthers D in the 9th ( a reach )
"doesn't he do the news?" when someone picked greg jennings ( peter jennings )
"wow, he is on page 5" when someone picked dayne
I used
" go go gadget arm" for panthers D in the 9th ( a reach )
"doesn't he do the news?" when someone picked greg jennings ( peter jennings )
"wow, he is on page 5" when someone picked dayne
Big Blue Wrecking Crew
downsized
Jeff Pasquino
Footballguy
Always a good one:
"Do we even have a sticker for that guy? Always good to see write-ins"
"Do we even have a sticker for that guy? Always good to see write-ins"
Godfather of Soul
Footballguy
Mandarichtastic!
Jeff Pasquino
Footballguy
You ARE aware that this is for this year right? Dynasty draft is next door.
videoguy505
Footballguy
piston pete griffin
Footballguy
"Wow, he's not even on my draft board"
"What team does she play for?"
It is also nice to shout "CHUG!" and force everyone to finish their beers.
"What team does she play for?"
It is also nice to shout "CHUG!" and force everyone to finish their beers.
