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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)
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krista4
Footballguy
woah [sic], you have no sense of humor...woah, you have a temper...Did you miss the part where I said I iDated four years ago, you stupid ####?Will be in a couple of weeks... but I really wasn't impressed with the match.com prospects there. seriously, i'm beginning to think any quality girl likely wouldn't have to resort to idating.Only finding one or two girls up to Woz standards is a Woz problem, not an iDating problem.Woz, are you in the cities yet? There have got to be plenty of good prospects in that area.
woah [sic], you have no sense of humor... :(woah, you have a temper...Did you miss the part where I said I iDated four years ago, you stupid ####?Will be in a couple of weeks... but I really wasn't impressed with the match.com prospects there. seriously, i'm beginning to think any quality girl likely wouldn't have to resort to idating.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
Krista wanna go read what I sent to them to make sure i didn't #### up?i'm hoping she switched units... guess i'll find out. this could be bad but oh well.oiyalso e-mailed 8 and 10... then realized after I sent it 10 works with my ex!!!! Holy ####, this isn't good.
Capella
Footballguy
can you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
Krista wanna go read what I sent to them to make sure i didn't #### up?
Capella
Footballguy
who cares if she does? #### her.i'm hoping she switched units... guess i'll find out. this could be bad but oh well.oiyalso e-mailed 8 and 10... then realized after I sent it 10 works with my ex!!!! Holy ####, this isn't good.
I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
krista4
Footballguy
Oh my.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
sorta off the cuff.... no good??Oh my.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
yeah....
Capella
Footballguy
No. Way too...weird. Don't have to dive into the legal thing. Say something nice about them. Avoid putting down others. Avoid the drink thing early on, talk to them once or twice first. They'll feel more comfortable. More importantly than anything, don't bring up pedophiles. Pretty much ever.
krista4
Footballguy
I've decided you're just shtick. You might be the best shtick of all time, very detailed, but shtick just the same. Better than when Nipsey called Capella and pretended to be someone named "Marcus" who was really GordonGekko (or was it Mr. Ham that called?)...in any case, #1, Grade-A shtick.On the <1% chance you are not, the problem with all of these is the negativity, which indicates again that you probably are just not ready for dating, which is fine.The first one is the best, though the "dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either" line was not good.The second one seemed disastrous in telling a girl that she was one of the only "normal looking" girls you saw on the site. That doesn't make her feel special; that makes her feel like you're a jerk.The third one was worse in mentioned "pedophiles and other fun people".I know that I've mentioned the second and third problems in e-mails you've had me look at before. I'm talking to a brick wall. :(sorta off the cuff.... no good??Oh my.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
trying to be funny i guess
:(And how do you think I'm not shtick?I've decided you're just shtick. You might be the best shtick of all time, very detailed, but shtick just the same. Better than when Nipsey called Capella and pretended to be someone named "Marcus" who was really GordonGekko (or was it Mr. Ham that called?)...in any case, #1, Grade-A shtick.On the <1% chance you are not, the problem with all of these is the negativity, which indicates again that you probably are just not ready for dating, which is fine.The first one is the best, though the "dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either" line was not good.The second one seemed disastrous in telling a girl that she was one of the only "normal looking" girls you saw on the site. That doesn't make her feel special; that makes her feel like you're a jerk.The third one was worse in mentioned "pedophiles and other fun people".I know that I've mentioned the second and third problems in e-mails you've had me look at before. I'm talking to a brick wall. :(sorta off the cuff.... no good??Oh my.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
Capella
Footballguy
and by "take it the wrong way" I mean they probably called the cops.
krista4
Footballguy
Woz, I've mentioned this before, too, but I'll mention it again...make them about the girl instead of about you. You did well in these by mentioning something about their professions (nurse, lawyer) and why that interested you, but pick out something else about each girl that makes her different and intriguing, and ask her about it. That's right--ask her a question (other than "do you want to get a drink?"), give her a chance to talk about herself a little. Don't try to impress her.
mr. furley
Footballguy
god. 3 strikes man. seriously.those are all horrible.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Auto-complete.I can't either, but I have enough common sense to realize that holding out for Jessica Alba probably isn't the best course of action.i can't help who i'm attracted to?
krista4
Footballguy
Cheat on his wife with every baseball groupie skank he could find?
what did i say at the bar?eta: ohhh the game thing, that was serious which i why i didn't say anything
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
relax. that's just what i'm gonna say to the nurse if she is in fact the one who works with l
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NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Oh she switched units alright.i'm hoping she switched units... guess i'll find out. this could be bad but oh well.oiyalso e-mailed 8 and 10... then realized after I sent it 10 works with my ex!!!! Holy ####, this isn't good.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
These are awesome.I guess. To 3:Hey Shannon, My name is Mike and I will be living in the Twin Cities to complete my third year of law school. I see you are a lawyer and while I haven't dated inside our profession yet, dating outside of it hasn't been working out so well either so I figured I'd give it a shot. I too am new to the area and don't want this cold to keep me down as well as the books, so maybe we can find some things to do to keep our mind off work. Let me know if you'd like to have a drink or get together sometime...Take care,Mike To 8:Hey Katie, my name is Mike and I'll be a third year law student in the Twin Cities so I'm fairly new to the area and thought I'd give this a shot. To be honest, you are perhaps one of the only normal looking people I've seen on here so figured I'd send you a message. Your profile suggests you have a friend who has had some success here and that's also why I'm here because I've heard good things about it, so who knows, we should meet for a drink sometime and see if it works for us too. Take care,MikeTo 10:Hey, my name is Mike and I wanted to say I like your profile. I find it very cool that you're a nurse - it's a great profession where a lot of good is done. Not so much like mine where I on occassion defend pedophiles and other fun people... Anyways, if you'd like to have a drink sometime let me know. Take care,Mikecan you post them here? I'm new to this thread.definitely my typeGood. Now get more lines in the water.Edit: I figured you'd like that one and hadn't even noticed the "law" thing. She just looked "pure" or some horse####...just e-mailed "3"
Capella
Footballguy
Oh she switched units alright.i'm hoping she switched units... guess i'll find out. this could be bad but oh well.oiyalso e-mailed 8 and 10... then realized after I sent it 10 works with my ex!!!! Holy ####, this isn't good.
mr. furley
Footballguy
slumpbustermaybe Art's IS the place for him?
