Jeff Pasquino
Footballguy
First of all, take these all with a grain of salt.
Secondly, these are for educational purposes only.
Third - I think it is a major mistake to try and predict all games.
My ranking system is based on "Stars", which gauges how strongly I feel about each pick.
Last week I was 7-3, thanks to Detroit and Chicago deciding to put up more of a baseball score than a football score. Remind me not to take Detroit outdoors again....
I have a subplot / theme this week... see if you can figure it out:
*ONE STAR GAMES*
Denver Broncos at Detroit Lions (OVER 45.5) - (1 star)
Gotta have at least one Over/Under play each week, right? That's the spirit. If Denver commits to stopping the pass (good luck) on Detroit, Kevin Jones will run it down their throats. Detroit's defense is a gambling one and they make good plays then terrible ones. Both sides get 24+ so this is a good play. Oh yeah - Detroit's on the carpet, so adding points is a must. Detroit wins this one 31-23.
Seattle Seahawks (+1.5) at Cleveland Browns - (1 star)
Part 1 of this theme. Seattle has D.J. Hackett back, and while everyone is loving Derek Anderson and Braylon Edwards along with KW2 (which they should), the Browns don't have a defense. They'll even make Shaun Alexander look good this week, which isn't an easy task these days. Hasselbeck will throw for two scores just like Anderson, but the difference will be on the ground. Seattle's defense is much better than the Browns so in a close one (and likely a high scoring one) take the Seahawks and the point. 34-31.
**TWO STAR GAMES**
Detroit Lions (-3) vs. Denver Broncos - (2 stars)
This might sound a little redundant, but....if Denver commits to stopping the pass (good luck) on Detroit, Kevin Jones will run it down their throats. Detroit's defense is a gambling one and they make good plays then terrible ones.
Ok, I'll add a little. Calvin Johnson is back. Denver gives up big pass plays (see Monday Night / "our Favre" performance). Kitna gets 3 scores. Detroit wins this one 31-23.
Green Bay Packers (+2.5) at Kansas City Chiefs - (2 stars)
Wait a minute here - I'm getting points with my
of the week from last Monday? Are you serious? Do you really think that Kansas City is that much more formidable a place to play than Denver? Hasn't Green Bay discovered a running game, and found 3 viable WRs and a TE? Anyone notice that the Pack has a defense? I have..... Green Bay wins this game outright, 24-13.
Atlanta Falcons (-3) vs. San Francisco 49ers - (2 stars)
Whee, this looks like free money to me. Want to know what Kevan Barlow is going to be for Halloween this weekend? Frank Gore. Gore's less than 100% and the San Francisco offense has been more "San Francisco Trick" than a "San Francisco Treat". The scariest part of this game is the 49er defense - ranked last against the pass.... and they'll make even Joey Harrington look good. Someone stop me before I make another terrifying Halloween pun. Take Atlanta by 7.
Cincinnati Bengals (Pick) at Buffalo Bills - (2 stars)
Even Las Vegas doesn't know what to do with this one, but I do. Vegas set the line at Buffalo (-2.5) to start the week, and the
changed that line quickly, even swaying it to the Bengals laying a point in some places. Why? The Bills aren't good. Cincy's defense isn't either, but even in chilly Buffalo the Bengals can outpace the Bills. I'll take Cincy to remind everyone just why JP Losman was benched in the first place, and I'll go so far to say that the Bengals defense gets multiple turnovers and a likely "Pick 6".
Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills (OVER 43) - (2 stars)
What happens when two bad defenses collide? Carpal tunnel for the scoreboard operator. Both teams should break 20 points here, but even if Buffalo struggles (Marshawn Lynch has to score, as should Lee Evans) they should manage 14-17 points. Give me two teams with playmaking WRs (Evans, Housh, Chad), two good kickers (Lindell and Graham) and a Pro Bowl QB (Carson), sprinkle in a bad run defense (Cincy), bake for 60 minutes and voila, 45+ points. Dig in!
***THREE STAR GAMES***
Oakland Raiders (-3) vs. Houston Texans - (3 stars)
Here is Part 2 of my mini-theme, which is "THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES AT 4PM, AND NO ONE IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THEM". That means the smart
is on both these games, and the sucker bet of the week is the Indy / NE game. This game is the NFL's version of a solar eclipse - if you look right at it for too long you'll be blind in no time. "Blackout" works on so many levels this week, it's scary.
Here's why you should not just love the Raiders here, but hate on the Texans. If I told you that there would be an NFL team that started Sage Rosenfels, Joe Echemandu and Kevin Walters as the 3 best fantasy options for that team, would you run away screaming? I would - right into the lap of the other team's offense. Josh McCown is back, which means Oakland may actually be able to throw the ball again. LamJ or Huggy Bear, Oakland wins this game. The Raiders' defense is actually pretty good, but who cares when the other team is starting their JV squad. Oakland by 10.
:( of the Week - Oakland
Enjoy.
Oh... as for that "Super Bowl 41.5" - Just enjoy that game. No picks, no "Best Bets" - this is a
opportunity and one to remind us, hopefully, why we love to watch the NFL.
Secondly, these are for educational purposes only.
Third - I think it is a major mistake to try and predict all games.
My ranking system is based on "Stars", which gauges how strongly I feel about each pick.
Last week I was 7-3, thanks to Detroit and Chicago deciding to put up more of a baseball score than a football score. Remind me not to take Detroit outdoors again....
I have a subplot / theme this week... see if you can figure it out:
*ONE STAR GAMES*
Denver Broncos at Detroit Lions (OVER 45.5) - (1 star)
Gotta have at least one Over/Under play each week, right? That's the spirit. If Denver commits to stopping the pass (good luck) on Detroit, Kevin Jones will run it down their throats. Detroit's defense is a gambling one and they make good plays then terrible ones. Both sides get 24+ so this is a good play. Oh yeah - Detroit's on the carpet, so adding points is a must. Detroit wins this one 31-23.
Seattle Seahawks (+1.5) at Cleveland Browns - (1 star)
Part 1 of this theme. Seattle has D.J. Hackett back, and while everyone is loving Derek Anderson and Braylon Edwards along with KW2 (which they should), the Browns don't have a defense. They'll even make Shaun Alexander look good this week, which isn't an easy task these days. Hasselbeck will throw for two scores just like Anderson, but the difference will be on the ground. Seattle's defense is much better than the Browns so in a close one (and likely a high scoring one) take the Seahawks and the point. 34-31.
**TWO STAR GAMES**
Detroit Lions (-3) vs. Denver Broncos - (2 stars)
This might sound a little redundant, but....if Denver commits to stopping the pass (good luck) on Detroit, Kevin Jones will run it down their throats. Detroit's defense is a gambling one and they make good plays then terrible ones.
Ok, I'll add a little. Calvin Johnson is back. Denver gives up big pass plays (see Monday Night / "our Favre" performance). Kitna gets 3 scores. Detroit wins this one 31-23.
Green Bay Packers (+2.5) at Kansas City Chiefs - (2 stars)
Wait a minute here - I'm getting points with my

Atlanta Falcons (-3) vs. San Francisco 49ers - (2 stars)
Whee, this looks like free money to me. Want to know what Kevan Barlow is going to be for Halloween this weekend? Frank Gore. Gore's less than 100% and the San Francisco offense has been more "San Francisco Trick" than a "San Francisco Treat". The scariest part of this game is the 49er defense - ranked last against the pass.... and they'll make even Joey Harrington look good. Someone stop me before I make another terrifying Halloween pun. Take Atlanta by 7.
Cincinnati Bengals (Pick) at Buffalo Bills - (2 stars)
Even Las Vegas doesn't know what to do with this one, but I do. Vegas set the line at Buffalo (-2.5) to start the week, and the

Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills (OVER 43) - (2 stars)
What happens when two bad defenses collide? Carpal tunnel for the scoreboard operator. Both teams should break 20 points here, but even if Buffalo struggles (Marshawn Lynch has to score, as should Lee Evans) they should manage 14-17 points. Give me two teams with playmaking WRs (Evans, Housh, Chad), two good kickers (Lindell and Graham) and a Pro Bowl QB (Carson), sprinkle in a bad run defense (Cincy), bake for 60 minutes and voila, 45+ points. Dig in!
***THREE STAR GAMES***
Oakland Raiders (-3) vs. Houston Texans - (3 stars)
Here is Part 2 of my mini-theme, which is "THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES AT 4PM, AND NO ONE IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THEM". That means the smart

Here's why you should not just love the Raiders here, but hate on the Texans. If I told you that there would be an NFL team that started Sage Rosenfels, Joe Echemandu and Kevin Walters as the 3 best fantasy options for that team, would you run away screaming? I would - right into the lap of the other team's offense. Josh McCown is back, which means Oakland may actually be able to throw the ball again. LamJ or Huggy Bear, Oakland wins this game. The Raiders' defense is actually pretty good, but who cares when the other team is starting their JV squad. Oakland by 10.
:( of the Week - Oakland
Enjoy.
Oh... as for that "Super Bowl 41.5" - Just enjoy that game. No picks, no "Best Bets" - this is a

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