timschochet
Footballguy
Just curious. I haven't. In my younger days I thought about it, a friend wanted me to go with him once, but I chickened out. Just wondering if anyone here has actually paid for it.
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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)
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SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
we all pay for it
timschochet
Footballguy
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
There wasn't much sleeping, as I recall.
Dudley Do-Right
Footballguy
Nope, and I never will.
Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?"
She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.
Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?"
She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.
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ChainsawU
Footballguy
I was in Dallas for New Years three years ago. I bought myself a ticket to the Tom Green/Norm MacDonald show, booked a flight and a hotel, stayed by myself downtown. I was partying with a group of people that I met after the show - downtown Dallas is the #### on New Years Eve. There was this really tall dude that I started talking to and out of the blue he was like hey man, you want a girl? I was like, um.. okay? He asked me if I liked the one blonde chick who had been acting out and acting crazy around us and I said yes. He asked me for my phone # and I punched it into his phone. Later that night after the bars closed, she called me and came up to my hotel room around 2 AM. We totally boned. But she was real loose. I paid her like $140 or so - just whatever I had leftover in my pockets after the bars. Then the dude started blowing up her phone and that's when she left. I had a total of four girls back to my hotel room that night, but she was the only one I had sex with. I still talk to one of the chicks I met that night, too. She is a nurse in Dallas.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
it's a place of business. no homes involved.
unless you order an escort... then yes, I would fully expect her to take off her shoes. and she would, without me asking.
even our whores have class.
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
sadNope, and I never will.
Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?"
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
NutterButter
Footballguy
I'm not the only man to succumb to the sirens call of the red light district.
shadyridr
Footballguy
maybe if your roomate had two frisbees in his hand you'd be even more excitedNope, and I never will.
Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?"
maybe if your roomate had two frisbees in his hand you'd be even more excitedNope, and I never will.
Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?"
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Not today.
timschochet
Footballguy
I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
Das Boot
Footballguy
Papa Georgio
Footballguy
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Right, you think that HJ you got from the stripper was the first time she had ever done that? A girl can be a stripper and a whore.
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Dudley Do-Right
Footballguy
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Exxx and I had something special going. You know how I know it was real? She charged me 80 instead of the usual 100 for a beej. That was my bae for real tho.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Yes, your mom.
shadyridr
Footballguy
I paid her for the lap dance, the sex was free
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Well in that case a lot of people have only paid for the ladies time, the sex was free.....
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
One night Tim's mom came home bragging that she made $400.05 turning tricks. Perplexed, Tim asked who paid 5 cents?
They all did
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timschochet
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Is "paying" your wife for a blue dot count?
Patriotsfatboy1
Footballguy
I have never been with a prostitute. I don't blame those who have, though.
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Thank goodness, I was worried you were still blaming me for what happened. Don't ever let an overpriced hand job come between us.
Blue Dot Orange Dot
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Patriotsfatboy1
Footballguy
Mr. Cross
Footballguy
I bet that guy was her pimp.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Tim negotiates with a hooker:
"Now listen, I'm a VERY light sleeper, so try not to wake me."
"Now listen, I'm a VERY light sleeper, so try not to wake me."
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
No, but a few years ago in Vegas, we were at a bachelor party in the bowling alley suite at Hard Rock and my buddy Kev (the Rotato guy for those of you who read that thread) stole off to one of the bathrooms to get some "extras" from one of the strippers. We'd been out on the strip for roughly 40 straight hours at that point without going back to the room to sleep or shower,so we were pretty grimy. I opened the bathroom door and stepped in to piss and a second or two later realized what was going down and spun around to leave. As I did, I heard this brief exchange just as the door was closing behind me:
Her: "Mmhmmmmm... I love sucking your balls."
Kev: "How is that even POSSIBLE?"
I was laughing for about the next 10 minutes solid.
Remind me tomorrow to share the story here that I posted :e:lsewhere a while back about how my brother (Yams from the eat - off vids) blasted a hooker out of a hotel room in Orlando.
Her: "Mmhmmmmm... I love sucking your balls."
Kev: "How is that even POSSIBLE?"
I was laughing for about the next 10 minutes solid.
Remind me tomorrow to share the story here that I posted :e:lsewhere a while back about how my brother (Yams from the eat - off vids) blasted a hooker out of a hotel room in Orlando.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Do asian ones count?
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm not very happy about the way some of you act like whores are bad people or something. 
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I only sleep head to toe with my hookers, keep it professional.
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
I can't envision being #7 today. The concept just skeeves me out, so no.
glvsav37
Footballguy
one of the many things that keeps me from considering it...is the knowledge that any one of these could have been customers right before me.
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