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Checkin in. Still a little drunk.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
Checkin in. Still a little drunk.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
If you can't root for Homer to get laid, what else is there to root for?Been drunk since 4:30.Won $40 off a buddy playing golf, even though I missed out on an extra $20 by missing a 12 inch putt on #9. Ratfarts!Going out shortly. Should be an interesting evening.I was about to say I'll fill everyone in later, but I honestly hope I'm busy. Homer is in serious need of some lovin.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I love you, ya goofy Alaskan *******.If you can't root for Homer to get laid, what else is there to root for?Been drunk since 4:30.Won $40 off a buddy playing golf, even though I missed out on an extra $20 by missing a 12 inch putt on #9. Ratfarts!Going out shortly. Should be an interesting evening.
But needless to say, there was no strange in Homer's world last night. I bailed early because I felt like crap and got in a bad mood. I had the sense to realize that was a recipe for a barfight, which I wisely decided would be a bad thing.I'm actually kind of proud of myself.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
BTW, drunk again tonight. Poker game...won a little walkin' around money.
lunar cranium
Footballguy
Jimboozie
Footballguy
What's up, Sally? I'm jamming NIN - With Teeth. Love that ####. Carry on.
red_stapler
Footballguy
you're in high school, so I doubt it. How's that hangover feeling?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'll be there the first week in September. Wait, nevermind.Homer is in serious need of some lovin.
Still at it. Loveseat assembled. Two chairs and two tables to go.A note to my fellow FFAerso not attempt to assemble poorly instructed patio furniture after several beers and half into a bottle of wine.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Bottle of wine gone yet?Still at it. Loveseat assembled. Two chairs and two tables to go.A note to my fellow FFAers
strykerpks
Footballguy
Timely bump. Haven't been here in a while....Been outta town, drunk but without any type of innerwebs access.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
So you traveled to the 60s?
strykerpks
Footballguy
No. Wabeno, LaCrosse and Cudahy.
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Stunned, shocked, and horrified. Typical Thurs. evening.
shining path
:prettyplease:
Guys, please don't drink so much. You're scaring me.
strykerpks
Footballguy
It was, yes.Tackling remaining furniture tonight.Bottle of wine gone yet?Still at it. Loveseat assembled. Two chairs and two tables to go.A note to my fellow FFAers
pensbeer:
mr. furley
Footballguy
ouch
strykerpks
Footballguy
I gave up.It was, yes.Tackling remaining furniture tonight.Bottle of wine gone yet?Still at it. Loveseat assembled. Two chairs and two tables to go.A note to my fellow FFAers
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Welcome home, weary traveler. How was your whirlwind tour of Bumblef##k, Wisconsin?
Iupurbut
Footballguy
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Actually it was pretty fun. Hooked up with some Indians in Wabeno. Went off roading at 2am back to the reservation for some smokey smoke. It was bizarre. Momma Indian packing a 2 footer while 20 year old daughter Indian was rolling a J. They got upset when I asked for some firewater to cure my cotton mouth. I had to leave. Good timesShot guns with the old lady's old man in LaCrosse. I think he drinks more than I doWelcome home, weary traveler. How was your whirlwind tour of Bumblef##k, Wisconsin?
Cudahy...well thats the armpit of the universe.Gentleman John is treating me well tonight.Hows by you GB?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Solid flick. But I'll one-up ya....just threw in Big Trouble in Little ChinaYou guys sit tight, hold the fort, keep the home fires burning. And if I'm not back by dawn
call the president
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
great movie. how is the living situation?Solid flick. But I'll one-up ya....just threw in Big Trouble in Little ChinaYou guys sit tight, hold the fort, keep the home fires burning. And if I'm not back by dawn
strykerpks
Footballguy
Hey homie. How ya doin?Had to kick out my brother. Hes movin out next Friday. Old lady is movin in next Saturdaygreat movie. how is the living situation?Solid flick. But I'll one-up ya....just threw in Big Trouble in Little ChinaYou guys sit tight, hold the fort, keep the home fires burning. And if I'm not back by dawn
adonis
Footballguy
I'm having to look out one eye to keep the text from moving.
strykerpks
Footballguy
adonis
Footballguy
since we don't have a wine glass. Finished a whole bottle. Empty stomach. Woohoo.Can't believe no one else is drunk online.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yah, theres usually only a few
strykerpks
Footballguy
Wow. you should really slow down
NRV77
Footballguy
actually, i don't think slowing down any further is a feasible solution
strykerpks
Footballguy
Then man up and put down more than 8...rookie
strykerpks
Footballguy
Tell me a story
adonis
Footballguy
This isn't just a story of bull#### that i've done in the past, it's a chronicle of how i've come to power!
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adonis
Footballguy
I ride with kings of mighty steed across these mighty plains!
strykerpks
Footballguy
adonis
Footballguy
I'll take requests for subject matter.Seriously, entertain me
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I'm higher than a lab rat.
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