"I've got a pen, and I've got a phone" (1 Viewer)

What's the deal here, some kind of threat?

What?

I used to have a home phone that had a pen that stuck right into it.

Is this where we brag again? Is it a home phone or a cell phone?

I usually can't even find a pen

I have an astronaut pen and a phone.

I have a cell phone, a desk phone and about 150 pens, 3 permanent markers, 10 highlighters and 5 dry erase markers.

SUCK IT!!!!

I sometimes write things down with my pen while I'm using the phone. Anyone else ever done this?

Terpman22 said:

I have an astronaut pen and a phone.

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That's some pen.

E Street Brat said:

Terpman22 said:

I have an astronaut pen and a phone.

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That's some pen.

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Take it. It's yours.

What, you don't think I have been in a Cadilac before?

The pen is the phone. Mind officially blown.

Well, I'm gonna go, then.I don't need any of this!I don't need this stuff!And I don't need you!I don't need anything!Except this. This ashtray.That's the only thing I need is this!I don't need this or this!Just this ashtray!And this paddle game.The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.And this remote control.The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control. That's all I need.And these matches.The ashtray, these matches the remote control and the paddle ball.And this lamp.The ashtray......this paddle game, the remote control......and the lamp, and that's all I need.And that's all I need, too!I don't need one other thing!Not one. I need this.The paddle game, the chair......the remote controland the matches, for sure.What are you looking at?What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something?And this.That's all I need.Except the ashtray,the remote control, the paddle game......this magazine and the chair.I don't need one other thing.Except my dog.And this pen-phone.