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So my gf played a prank on me a while back...you know what they say paybacks are. Could someone please seriously call her and tell her I've been in a terrible accident and that you were given a note to call her number and tell her. PM me for details if you can place this 15 second call. You have to say no more than that....don't say it's a prank.

 
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Is this worth 2-4 weeks of no sex?

As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?

 
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As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.

 
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As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
And you think that this accident shtick will make her LESS likely to search out her next BF on the personals...?Hoooboy.

 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
And you think that this accident shtick will make her LESS likely to search out her next BF on the personals...?Hoooboy.
Who knows how she'll react. It's just a prank.
 
Then I'll pick her up in a car to bring her to the hospital, and put a bullet in the back of her head in the middle of the woods. Hilarious.

 
Send me the name and number.  I'm feeling particularly eeeeevvvvilllll today.
Can we talk via PM?
Sure, but when I said I feel evil, that could go in any direction. So send me your name, her name and her phone number. Also, the city you both are in and a local hospital number. I'm thinking you were sent to the ICU and took a turn for the worse.

She may need consoling.

:devil:

 
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Send me the name and number.  I'm feeling particularly eeeeevvvvilllll today.
Can we talk via PM?
Sure, but when I said I feel evil, that could go in any direction. So send me your name, her name and her phone number. Also, the city you both are in and a local hospital number. I'm thinking you were sent to the ICU and took a turn for the worse.

She may need consoling.

:devil:
:lol: I love this guy.
 
Why don't you play a prank that also answers your doubts about her internet dating?

Have the caller say that he came across her profile and is interested. Tell her to send :pics:

 
If you really want to get her back good, acquire an STD and then pass it on to her. She'll be ROTFLAO.

 
Why don't you play a prank that also answers your doubts about her internet dating?

Have the caller say that he came across her profile and is interested. Tell her to send :pics:
You could be onto something. Though I wanted the shock value of the accident call.
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
:o Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
She had an affair and then told you it was all a prank?This is dedicated to you: :whoosh:

 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
:o Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.
Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
:o Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.
Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.
Alright tiger, slow down and start from the beginning.
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
:o Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.
Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.
You definately need to come up with a fake profile and try her out... and key log her machine.
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
:o Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.
Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.
You definately need to come up with a fake profile and try her out... and key log her machine.
This has much more legs than faking your death.
 
So my gf played a prank on me a while back...you know what they say paybacks are. Could someone please seriously call her and tell her I've been in a terrible accident and that you were given a note to call her number and tell her. PM me for details if you can place this 15 second call. You have to say no more than that....don't say it's a prank.
You have been in a serious accident if you think this is funny...not payback funny either, this idea sucks some serious wang...
 

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