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jamny

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There's no reason why we can't discuss breasts in a non-sexualized manner.

Unfortunately, in today's society, we are given a distorted view of women's breasts. Many don't realize that breasts fall into many categories.

I think we're all adult enough to have a serious discussion on why breasts have such a profound affect on us.

 
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I defer to Steve Martin:

"And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters"."

 
OK, so pics are out.

What is it about funbags that turn us on? Is it just a caveman thing? A mom thing? Is it just something we don't have that makes us want it?

Why are bags of fat such a turn-on?

 
jamny said:
OK, so pics are out.

What is it about funbags that turn us on? Is it just a caveman thing? A mom thing? Is it just something we don't have that makes us want it?

Why are bags of fat such a turn-on?
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They are essential for motor-boating.

And for determining when it's cold.

 
Judy Garland to Bob Hope: "Bob, why are men so crazy about sweater girls?"

Hope: "I don't know Judy, that's one mystery I'd like to unravel"

 
The breasts need an article of clothing which properly exhibits them but is socially acceptable such as yoga pants are to the woman's ###. Tube tops were pretty good, but they have gone away. One requirement is that they must be compatible with yoga pants such that both can be worn at the same time.

 
msommer said:
Michael Brown said:
Conversation will probably go off the rails at some point, but it's fine for now as long as we do without the links
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:useless:

I alway wanted to do that
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Nah, pics are totally fine. It was the topless links that were a no-go.

And yeah DD you're right, there probably have been pics posted here showing more. But hand bras are not supposed to be posted. I'd like to think careful but fair discretion singlehandedly kept the yoga pants thread from going off the rails and getting deleted, so if we can do the same here it'll only be a good thing.

 
So for instance, if I saw these.. well anywhere

http://imgur.com/OIbRWJ1

almost regardless of what the rest of the girl looks like, I'm already a lot more interested in her than normal and I'm having filthy thoughts about soaking those encapsulated mounds of adipose tissue and glands

 
jon_mx said:
The breasts need an article of clothing which properly exhibits them but is socially acceptable such as yoga pants are to the woman's ###. Tube tops were pretty good, but they have gone away. One requirement is that they must be compatible with yoga pants such that both can be worn at the same time.
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:bowtie:

 
I haven't played with Upton-like boobs, but I imagine they can be hard to handle due to sheer size. However, for pure visual enjoyment hers I'd google her every day of the week.

 
Ron White:

once you've seen one woman naked, you...pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they're gonna hang down to here. "Wanna see my #######!?" "Yeah, I do!" [cringes]

 
jamny said:
There's no reason why we can't discuss breasts in a non-sexualized manner.

Unfortunately, in today's society, we are given a distorted view of women's breasts. Many don't realize that breasts fall into many categories.

I think we're all adult enough to have a serious discussion on why breasts have such a profound affect on us.
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Effect. I think you were definitely affected just typing.

But good thread.

 
Michael Brown said:
msommer said:
Michael Brown said:
Conversation will probably go off the rails at some point, but it's fine for now as long as we do without the links
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:useless:

I alway wanted to do that
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Nah, pics are totally fine. It was the topless links that were a no-go.

And yeah DD you're right, there probably have been pics posted here showing more. But hand bras are not supposed to be posted. I'd like to think careful but fair discretion singlehandedly kept the yoga pants thread from going off the rails and getting deleted, so if we can do the same here it'll only be a good thing.
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That's fair, my bad.

 
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