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What gender is your doctor? (1 Viewer)

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Friendly advice: don't image search for "an old Jewish guy with very thick fingers"

 
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I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.

 
I saw this young, attractive (& married) female doctor a couple times. I stopped going to her because I found it too distracting.

 
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Personally I think you need to have a white male doctor because at least you know they got into medical school on something other than affirmative action. My life is too important to be playing politically correct games

 
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popsecret said:
Personally I think you need to have a white male doctor because at least you know they got into medical school on something other than affirmative action. My life is too important to be playing politically correct games
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I only go to doctors who have actually graduated from medical school. Affirmative action won't earn your degree for you.

 
Flying V said:
popsecret said:
Personally I think you need to have a white male doctor because at least you know they got into medical school on something other than affirmative action. My life is too important to be playing politically correct games
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I only go to doctors who have actually graduated from medical school. Affirmative action won't earn your degree for you.
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you have fun risking your life there buddy, I will stick with white male doctors

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
 
belljr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
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Didn't know that. I was glad my doc doesn't do it.

I did go for a colonoscopy consultation last week and it ended with a finger.

Consultation my ###! Literally!

 
Best doctor I had was a Female.. took the time to actually explain the test results and what they meant instead of "Bad/good" here take this..

Then she moved to a new state. :kicksrock:

 
jamny said:
belljr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
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Didn't know that. I was glad my doc doesn't do it.I did go for a colonoscopy consultation last week and it ended with a finger.

Consultation my ###! Literally!
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yeah my doctor stopped. I have a male and female doc depending on the day. I like them both.any way I asked him about it and he told me they check your psa blood levels in your blood work. That's a good indicator before having to proceed.

 
belljr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
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Hopefully you are not talking about the PSA test...

The PSA test has been known to have false positives which can lead to unneeded test..

Most doctors should tell you, you shouldn't have the PSA test done until you are 50.

There is a "new" test called The Prostate Health Index (PHI) they are working on, but as far as I know it is still in testing, but looks promising :thumbup:

 
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snogger said:
belljr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
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Hopefully you are not talking about the PSA test...The PSA test has been known to have false positives which can lead to unneeded test..

Most doctors should tell you, you shouldn't have the PSA test done until you are 50.

There is a "new" test called The Prostate Health Index (PHI) they are working on, but as far as I know it is still in testing, but looks promising :thumbup:
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:shrug: that's what my doc told me.but I never tested high

 
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belljr said:
snogger said:
belljr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
I have a female doctor and she is actually pretty hot. However, she hasn't yet gone the finger route, she seems to skip over that part every year.
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they don't need to do that anymore. They check your blood levels first. If their are high levels then they do the poke check
Click to expand...
Hopefully you are not talking about the PSA test...The PSA test has been known to have false positives which can lead to unneeded test..

Most doctors should tell you, you shouldn't have the PSA test done until you are 50.

There is a "new" test called The Prostate Health Index (PHI) they are working on, but as far as I know it is still in testing, but looks promising :thumbup:
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:shrug: that's what my doc told me.but I never tested high
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I just know the female doctor I use to have was also treating my Dad who did have Prostate Cancer( Treated 3 years ago and still gone :thumbup: ) and so I asked her if I should have the PSA test ( I was 44 at the time) and she told me no.. That a "Manual" test was better until you reach 50 due to the false positives and unneeded test/biopsies..

Or maybe she just liked to have me bend over ;)

 
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popsecret said:
Personally I think you need to have a white male doctor because at least you know they got into medical school on something other than affirmative action. My life is too important to be playing politically correct games
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:lmao: This guy is great

 
What do they call the person who graduates last in his class in medical school?

Doctor.

I look for what school they attended and where they interned and learned

 
Who has "a doctor" anymore? It seems like they are all going to these mega Dr.'s groups down here in FL. I have seen dozens of these facilities pop up.

 
Quez said:
Who has "a doctor" anymore? It seems like they are all going to these mega Dr.'s groups down here in FL. I have seen dozens of these facilities pop up.
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I have a regular doctor that I go to every year.

 
jamny said:
Quez said:
Who has "a doctor" anymore? It seems like they are all going to these mega Dr.'s groups down here in FL. I have seen dozens of these facilities pop up.
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I have a regular doctor that I go to every year.
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I was going to say that most of what I am seeing now are more fast clinics and centers, where you have one Dr running a small team of nurse practitioners and you really just see them.

 
The Big Guy said:
jamny said:
Quez said:
Who has "a doctor" anymore? It seems like they are all going to these mega Dr.'s groups down here in FL. I have seen dozens of these facilities pop up.
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I have a regular doctor that I go to every year.
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I was going to say that most of what I am seeing now are more fast clinics and centers, where you have one Dr running a small team of nurse practitioners and you really just see them.
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No doubt that's true. My wife hasn't found a regular doc yet, she goes to a hospital center and they throw whoever is available.

 
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