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'Limp Ditka said:
'Good said:
'Drifter said:
I need to plug in for the next couple hours. Someone give me an album I likely haven't heard that'll blow my mind.
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Source Tags and Codes by ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of the Dead.It's fairly well-known, but it has been said to blow minds. It blew mine.
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Good stuff. Such a shame they peaked with that album.
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Yeah, they really seemed to catch lightning in a bottle there.
 
'Marvin said:
'mr. furley said:
'cosjobs said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'cosjobs said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
if a defender catches the ball to his chest and a receiver puts a hand or two on it, that's not simultaneous possession.

you can't just touch a ball to take possession.
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link?
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if I could link common sense, I would
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Rules only state simultaneous possession. There is no mention of "majority possession". What's the cutoff? 49/51? 60/40? 90/10?
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refs saw THIS and ruled it a TDVince McMahon is embarrassed
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You know what this is? Karma.Karma for all of those years the rest of us had to suffer through Bret "Rabbit's Foot" Favre and his bullcrap luck.
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My link
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Went on Match in August.....

I'll give an update as to how everything goes. I'm hoping that I can't provide an update tonight because I'll be busy making hotel pron all night. In which case the update will be tomorrow. Gotta admit, it's very strange to meeting someone for the first time when I feel like I already know everything about her from talking for the last month. Please think happy thoughts for me and my ding-dong tonight.

I love you.
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You would think it was a good night since we had sex and I awoke at 3AM to her giving me a hummer, but there is a flip side to that coin (DeNiro voice in HEAT).... the rest of the night I felt like I was spooning TRE.From the beginning: I go to her hotel room to meet her and keep in mind so far I've only seen a picture of her face and I know she plays softball, volleyball, ran track in college and goes to the gym. She opens the door and I immediately realize she's thicker than I imagined. And I don't mean thicker in a musculer way. But I wasn't scared, I have definitely been intimate with larger girls than this. After some quick chit chat we head out for dinner and drinks. A lovely meal and a few drinks which I happily paid for. We head back to the Hotel around 10-ish to go drink in the Hotel bar. We get there and see that they just closed. She asks if I want to go back out to another bar or just hang out in the room. To the room we went.

I had a very good buzz going and know that it will only take a few more drinks for me to starting coloring my nipples. I notice that she seems to be a bit more buzzed than me. We start making out on the couch and it was starting to get hot and heavy (literally I was hot and starting to sweat and she was well, heavy) She then straddled me and had her tongue so far in my ear that I think she licked my brain. I slid my trembling hands around bountiful rump and I tried to lift her so I could bury my face in her vast breast region. After few seconds of this, I realized i couldn't continue to lift Lady-Shuke like this for much longer. So it was on to the bed. Clothes came off quickly though she kept her shirt on. I was on top (obviously) and seductively and slowly teased her love-hallway with my hot dog. Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

She quickly passed out and then starting snoring. For some strange reason the snoring amused me. I was able to finally break free from the snuggling and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken as I felt my crank was being yanked. Soon she went under the covers and was giving my uninterested ding dong some mouth lovin. I was really not in the mood for anything but sleep. I almost tapped out. But then all of sudden she's on top of me riding the Zooks-go-round. Fearing for my safety, I turned the tables and was quickly on top and faked it for a little while before stopping and pretending to have back spasms so we could stop.

We went back to sleep and woke up around 6 and I said I had to get home to get ready for work. I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road. Despite her physical appearance not being what I expected, we did have fun and we'll probably go out again next week. Right now I'm looking forward to leaving work soon and going home to masturbate to some of your wives.

I love you.
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:lmao: "lady shuke"

 
'YSR said:
So, I'm going to be a bit of a downer, and I apologize in advance.

I have had all kinds of wonderful intentions of bumping GM's awesome recap of a day in August where he referred to a "May Baby" that Romo and I had created.

There actually was a May Baby on Board, but sadly, no longer. I learned the news Thursday afternoon and have been relatively unfazed up until now. I understand what has occurred on an intellectual level and, in that regard, have been perfectly okay with it.

I did not, however, understand what it would feel like when it was actually happening. I know my hormones are all over the place, but this is pretty ####ty.

Sorry to bog this thread down with what is probably TMI, but I didn't tell anyone IRL and I think I just need to let some of this out.
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sorry to hear...been there before...know it's rough
 
Wow, I really didn't miss much this past 10 pages....a bunch of GM parlay sweat and some debate over the game.

Leaving for Vegas on Thursday with 11 guys...going to be a cluster...I really hope I don't lose $ on a BS call.

 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Went on Match in August.....

I'll give an update as to how everything goes. I'm hoping that I can't provide an update tonight because I'll be busy making hotel pron all night. In which case the update will be tomorrow. Gotta admit, it's very strange to meeting someone for the first time when I feel like I already know everything about her from talking for the last month. Please think happy thoughts for me and my ding-dong tonight.

I love you.
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You would think it was a good night since we had sex and I awoke at 3AM to her giving me a hummer, but there is a flip side to that coin (DeNiro voice in HEAT).... the rest of the night I felt like I was spooning TRE.From the beginning: I go to her hotel room to meet her and keep in mind so far I've only seen a picture of her face and I know she plays softball, volleyball, ran track in college and goes to the gym. She opens the door and I immediately realize she's thicker than I imagined. And I don't mean thicker in a musculer way. But I wasn't scared, I have definitely been intimate with larger girls than this. After some quick chit chat we head out for dinner and drinks. A lovely meal and a few drinks which I happily paid for. We head back to the Hotel around 10-ish to go drink in the Hotel bar. We get there and see that they just closed. She asks if I want to go back out to another bar or just hang out in the room. To the room we went.

I had a very good buzz going and know that it will only take a few more drinks for me to starting coloring my nipples. I notice that she seems to be a bit more buzzed than me. We start making out on the couch and it was starting to get hot and heavy (literally I was hot and starting to sweat and she was well, heavy) She then straddled me and had her tongue so far in my ear that I think she licked my brain. I slid my trembling hands around bountiful rump and I tried to lift her so I could bury my face in her vast breast region. After few seconds of this, I realized i couldn't continue to lift Lady-Shuke like this for much longer. So it was on to the bed. Clothes came off quickly though she kept her shirt on. I was on top (obviously) and seductively and slowly teased her love-hallway with my hot dog. Then she moved both of her hands into my arm pits, I honestly didn't know if she wanted me to make arm pit farts or if she was going to bench press me. Thankfully her hands moved away and we continued with our awkward love-making. We finished and laid there praying for the fire alarm to go off. It didn't so we snuggled.

She quickly passed out and then starting snoring. For some strange reason the snoring amused me. I was able to finally break free from the snuggling and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken as I felt my crank was being yanked. Soon she went under the covers and was giving my uninterested ding dong some mouth lovin. I was really not in the mood for anything but sleep. I almost tapped out. But then all of sudden she's on top of me riding the Zooks-go-round. Fearing for my safety, I turned the tables and was quickly on top and faked it for a little while before stopping and pretending to have back spasms so we could stop.

We went back to sleep and woke up around 6 and I said I had to get home to get ready for work. I gave her a kiss and a fist bump and hit the road. Despite her physical appearance not being what I expected, we did have fun and we'll probably go out again next week. Right now I'm looking forward to leaving work soon and going home to masturbate to some of your wives.

I love you.
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:lmao: "lady shuke"
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That was the best part for me too. Not that there weren't five or six LOL moments in there. Top-shelf stuff. :thumbup:

 
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.

 
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now. Like a drivers license for sex.
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Sorry to hear about your chancres.
 
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now. Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
 
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
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Think they use this nowadays
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Only if they repeal Obamacare. Blood test is the new standard.

 
'Disco Stu said:
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
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Think they use this nowadays
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Only if they repeal Obamacare. Blood test is the new standard.
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Is it difficult to draw blood while on a bus?
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Disco Stu said:
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
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Think they use this nowadays
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Only if they repeal Obamacare. Blood test is the new standard.
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Is it difficult to draw blood while on a bus?
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Not if you are an angry bearded elderly white man. :boxing:
 
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now. Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
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Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
 
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now. Like a drivers license for sex.
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Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
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Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
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Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now. Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
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Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
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I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
Click to expand...
I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
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I was thinking that may you would get a special hat. Or something like this. Something to let you stand out.
 
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
Click to expand...
I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
Click to expand...
I was thinking that may you would get a special hat. Or something like this. Something to let you stand out.
Click to expand...
My link
 
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
Click to expand...
I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
Click to expand...
I was thinking that may you would get a special hat. Or something like this. Something to let you stand out.
Click to expand...
My link
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We've come a long way with shticky shirt model technology.
 
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'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
Click to expand...
I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
Click to expand...
I was thinking that may you would get a special hat. Or something like this. Something to let you stand out.
Click to expand...
My link
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We've come a long way with shticky shirt model technology.
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Not a fan of that one. Needs more milk.
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Bogart said:
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
At the doctor getting tested for STDs. No real worries as only have had a single partner post divorce (I know, it only takes one...and she kinda was a sloot), but it seems important to the two girls I'm seeing now.

Like a drivers license for sex.
Click to expand...
Have they, uh, changed the way they test for these? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Blood sample, urine sample and the Doc played with my junk while his son (third year medical or so he says) looked on. I think they only needed the blood and urine. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Do you get some kind of certified document that you present to the wimmens upon closing the deal? Will they laminate it for you? Is it conveniently wallet-sized?
Click to expand...
I was wondering the same thing. Could they just put this on your driver's license?
Click to expand...
I was thinking that may you would get a special hat. Or something like this. Something to let you stand out.
Click to expand...
My link
Click to expand...
We've come a long way with shticky shirt model technology.
Click to expand...
Not a fan of that one. Needs more milk.
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I'll take her. :wub:
 
'Ignoramus said:
'gordonjerry said:
Lol! Maybe I will stick to drinking beer, watching football and put the rhymes away. Take care guys.
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Nonsense.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh-uGyqjxo"I wanna girl that likes fantasy footbaaaaaaawwwwwllll!!!Fantasy footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwllll!!!"
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Just in case this flies under the radar.
 
did not get the client I was hoping for. The person speaking on their behalf did not have the votes on the Board of Directors.

I'm starting to get depressed.

 
And speaking of beer...it's simply getting to be too much time and effort for me to get drunk anymore. Not that I have anything better to do, but jebus this is ridiculous. I've downed at least 12 beers on an empty stomach and I'm not even stupid yet. This sucks. :kicksrock:

 
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