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Sharknado3-Oh Hell No! debuts Wed.July 22nd/9pm (1 Viewer)

Checked the schedule and it's on tomorrow night at 9pm EST.

I know you want to watch this masterpiece!

 
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.

 
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
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water spout?

 
Franknbeans said:
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
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water spout?
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Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.

 
Well, my oldest daughter and I have enjoyed such masterpieces as Sharktapus, Pirranhnaconda and DinoCroc vs MegaGator, so we are pretty much all in here.

 
Kal El said:
Franknbeans said:
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
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water spout?
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Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.
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Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.

 
:lmao: @ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.

Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC
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tom22406 said:
Kal El said:
Franknbeans said:
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
Click to expand...
water spout?
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Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.
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Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.
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I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.

 
Jaysus said:
:lmao: @ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC
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:excited:

 
Kal El said:
tom22406 said:
Kal El said:
Franknbeans said:
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
Click to expand...
water spout?
Click to expand...
Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.
Click to expand...
Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.
Click to expand...
I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.
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That would ruin it for me if it were actually believable.I want it over the top with bad special effects.

 
tom22406 said:
Kal El said:
tom22406 said:
Kal El said:
Franknbeans said:
Kal El said:
Ok, if I'm paying for this "entertainment", then I want a refund, and if not, I want a refund anyway. How do the sharks breathe when they're not in water? Unless they manage to get flung right at someone, they're not really going to be doing any damage.
Click to expand...
water spout?
Click to expand...
Still mostly air, not to mention a pretty considerable pressure differential between underwater and in a tornado.

The whole thing just sounds particularly stupid to me, even for Syfy.
Click to expand...
Good to see you are catching on to why these types of movies are so great.
Click to expand...
I mean, if you want to watch it, by all means, go for it. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm all for things getting blown up/ripped apart, but at least make the storyline behind it somewhat believable.
Click to expand...
That would ruin it for me if it were actually believable.I want it over the top with bad special effects.
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yeah, and I want people cutting themselves out of the inside of sharks that flew through the air to eat them!!!

 
I saw a picture couple of weeks ago of a fire tornado.I commented that the only thing that could be worse was if it were made of sharks. Sounds like that is happening.

 
Its not the same genre but Alien Express starring Lou Diamond Phillips is one of the best unintentional comedies ever on syfy.

 
I've been walking around the office all morning saying Sharnado in varying ominous voices. I have only been questioned about it once. :unsure:

 
Jaysus said:
:lmao: @ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC
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Also read that the chainsaw said "West Beverly High School 1993" on it.

 
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Disco Stu said:
Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone
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Super Shark is really bad, and not in a good way, and Shark Zone is an older one from before SyFy started churning these out and is also really bad, and not in a good way. I haven't seen 2-Headed Shark Attack, still waiting on the DVR.

 
Disco Stu said:
Mad Cow said:
Disco Stu said:
Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone
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You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.
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:goodposting: Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus. :lmao:

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness
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Swamp Shark and Malibu Shark Attack were both pretty awesome.

 
Disco Stu said:
Mad Cow said:
Disco Stu said:
Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone
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You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.
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:goodposting: Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus. :lmao:

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness
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Sharktopus is freaking amazing. Still on our DVR from last time. :bag:

 
Mad Cow said:
Disco Stu said:
Mad Cow said:
Disco Stu said:
Syfy is going all-in with the amazing shark movies tonight. All times Eastern...

7pm - Super Shark

9pm - Sharknado

11pm - 2-Headed Shark Attack

1am - Sharknado (encore)

3am - Shark Zone
Click to expand...
You forgot Something Octopus vs Mega Shark earlier in the day. ETA and Malibu Shark Attack.
Click to expand...
:goodposting: Also, Swamp Shark and Sharktopus. :lmao:

I just started looking during prime time. This is an all-day event! #julymadness
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Sharktopus is freaking amazing. Still on our DVR from last time. :bag:
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Without a doubt the best one so far that I've seen!

Sharknado looks to be a contender,can't wait!!!

 
"Sharks can't swim through sand." :lmao:

That one may have potential as a Jaws/Tremors hybrid. Anyone seen it?

 
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