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Boss trying to set me up on a date... (1 Viewer)

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Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?

 
Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?
3-some? :yes:

 
Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?
3-some? :yes:
:lmao:

Jesus, no. Not enough alcohol to ever bang this boss. Her friend is definitely the type I could go home with from the bar after a few drinks, but don't think that's a good road to go down.

 
Wow, sorry this happened to you man. I've thought about it and I don't see any solution but to quit your job.

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.

 
Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?
3-some? :yes:
:lmao:

Jesus, no. Not enough alcohol to ever bang this boss. Her friend is definitely the type I could go home with from the bar after a few drinks, but don't think that's a good road to go down.
Up to you I guess. Just remember, it's not like you're in high school anymore and can have a 3-way with a couple of your teachers any time you feel like it. Just sayin'. :shrug:

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.
I've no interest in her. Don't even want to go have a few drinks with her. Don't find her attractive. Would rather spend my evening sobbing and masturbating quietly in a corner.

 
Boss is testing you, man. I've seen it a million times.

An alpha male would take the ##### on a platter and dominate it. A beta male would pass.

Alpha males do alpha work. Beta males do beta work. Boss wants to see if she has an alpha or beta employee on her hands.

Don't fail the test.

 
Boss is testing you, man. I've seen it a million times.

An alpha male would take the ##### on a platter and dominate it. A beta male would pass.

Alpha males do alpha work. Beta males do beta work. Boss wants to see if she has an alpha or beta employee on her hands.

Don't fail the test.
And wear a boa.

 
Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?
You mean instead of suing your boss for trying to turn you into a prostitute?

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.
I've no interest in her. Don't even want to go have a few drinks with her. Don't find her attractive. Would rather spend my evening sobbing and masturbating quietly in a corner.
Then maybe you shouldn't have been such a ####### ##### and agreed to go to drinks with her?

Good luck in future salary negotiations. I recommend you just keep repeating the phrase "cost of living adjustment please?" for when you eventually need to use it.

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.
I've no interest in her. Don't even want to go have a few drinks with her. Don't find her attractive. Would rather spend my evening sobbing and masturbating quietly in a corner.
You had the chance to politely decline but your boss pushed the issue and you caved. You'll only look worse trying to get out of it now.

Find a corner booth in the bar and go with the sobbing and masturbating thing. Should resolve itself.

 
When you go to pay for drinks, conveniently drop a condom on the floor from out of your wallet and gauge the reaction.

 
You want to be the nice guy and not let her down, but the longer you let this go on the worse it will be. Do not go for those drinks, it only will get worse from there.

Now would be the time to just be honest and say your not interested or not interested in dating right now.

 
I'm confused as to what the problem is.

I've been set up twice by former bosses at the time I worked for them and both times it ending up with me having sex with a chick.

Go out and have a couple of drinks. If you're not into so be it. Sounds like she's a grown-up.

 
i actually think this is technically sexual harassment at The work place. cha ching if it is.
Yeah dude. You just won the ####### lottery. Document everything and call a lawyer, preferably a greedy, unscrupulous one. IOW, a lawyer. ZING!

 
I'm confused as to what the problem is.

I've been set up twice by former bosses at the time I worked for them and both times it ending up with me having sex with a chick.

Go out and have a couple of drinks. If you're not into so be it. Sounds like she's a grown-up.
When you say sex, do you mean dry humping them with your underwear on..?

 
Yesterday a lady I work with pulled me aside and said she wanted to ask me a personal question. She told me one of her clients/friends thought I was cute and she asked if I had a significant other. When I told her no, she asked if I like women. When I told her yes, she told me to go check out the client. She said if I had an interest, let her know and she'd introduce me. I saw this friend and while she's not ugly, she just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't say anything and figured that would be the end of it.

When I was leaving for the day, my boss stopped me and introduced me to her friend anyhow. She kept chatting and roped me into committing to a happy hour with them next week. Really not pleased she pulled that stunt, and not entirely sure how to dance out of this. Go to drinks with them, be civil and social, then duck out but claim I don't mix work with dating?
Your boss should fire you for being such a ####### prude..

 
If you're well endowed, take one for the team and bang this chick nine ways from Sunday. She'll tell your boss what a stud you are, which will eventually lead to you nailing the boss, and WALA! LEVERAGE. Congrats to you, Regional Marketing Director. :thumbup:

 
This has the potential to be an epic thread. Do yourself a favor and game plan this thing for the weekend. Research some of the old greats, maybe read a story telling for dummies book. Plan it then execute.

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.
I've no interest in her. Don't even want to go have a few drinks with her. Don't find her attractive. Would rather spend my evening sobbing and masturbating quietly in a corner.
You dropped the ball by not telling your boss that either she wasn't for you or you could have just said an old standby line of not having time for dating/relationships right now. Just go for the night, say it didn't click and be done with it. Then when you get home, you can sob and masturbate in the corner.

 
Why are you making this more difficult than it is? Go out. Have a few drinks and talk to this woman. If you don't click, just say so. happens. all. the. time.
I've no interest in her. Don't even want to go have a few drinks with her. Don't find her attractive. Would rather spend my evening sobbing and masturbating quietly in a corner.
You dropped the ball by not telling your boss that either she wasn't for you or you could have just said an old standby line of not having time for dating/relationships right now. Just go for the night, say it didn't click and be done with it. Then when you get home, you can sob and masturbate in the corner.
Pretty much this. Heck, have drinks and a few laughs. If you don't sleep with her, so what? Your GF Rosie Palm will appreciate the night off.

 

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