LOL at this thread. Goodell is in a no win situation.
I gotta say I disagree. There is a way out of these messes for RG.
Hold a press conference. The opening statement would go something like this:
-Start of press conference-
1) I have messed up recently when it comes to discipline because I established a standard over the last 5+ years that is impossible for a sports league to maintain credibly
2) The NFL cannot serve to be a shadow court system and fairly adjudicate justice and penalties that appear fair when contrasted with previous offenses. I will ask the NFLPA to eliminate all rules related to personal conduct and replace it as follows: If a player is charged with a felony of any kind, the NFL, the NFLPA and his team will ask him if he is guilty. If the player attests that he is guilty, then we will suspend him until the case is adjudicated by the courts and all legal penalties are fulfilled at which point he will be free to return to the NFL. If he attests that he is not guilty, then he will not be suspended...but if he proves to be guilty in a court of law then he will be suspended for a minimum of 2 seasons following all legal penalties. The NFL is officially getting out of the business of attempting to dissect which crime is worse than another, etc. A felony is a felony and that's it and though it will have serious consequences, we will not be attempting to track down video tapes and other examples of what it takes to properly fulfill the current standard that I erroneously created.
3) Moreover, we can no longer embrace every just cause (domestic violence, breast cancer, you name it), no matter how noble the cause may be. The NFL giving programs will continue and we may advertise our total amount of giving, but we will not willingly reveal specifically who we donate to and it will not make its way into our commercials or game play
4) On a related note, the NFL can no longer apologize for our sport. It is violent and always will be violent. We will continue to do our part to attempt to protect players by investing in better equipment. However, we will make two changes: 1) Eliminate many of our newer standards regarding hits to the head, etc as it is resulting in a hesitancy in defensive players that we believe is causing more injuries while also taking away from gameplay and 2) we will now require a waiver to be signed by every player in the league that relinquishes their right to sue the NFL for any reason related to injury during or after their playing career.
Thank you, any questions? Yes, Peter, please ask the question that I asked you to ask. RG answers Peter King. Peter King says he's wonderful.
-End of press conference-