Kim Jong Un missing/sick? (1 Viewer)

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

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My guess is he's on the Sun checking out how the military base is coming.

Rayderr · Sep 26, 2014

Has anyone checked the unicorn ranch? He's probably just hanging out down there.

jon_mx · Sep 26, 2014

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

jon_mx said:
Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

Probably getting geared up for next year's President Cup.

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

jon_mx said:
Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

Osaurus · Sep 26, 2014

At Ryder Cup?

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

Osaurus said:
At Ryder Cup?

For weeks?!? That's the most ridiculous North Korea news I've ever heard.

Osaurus · Sep 26, 2014

TheIronSheik said:
Osaurus said:

At Ryder Cup?

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For weeks?!? That's the most ridiculous North Korea news I've ever heard.

He is attempting a walk on

avoiding injuries · Sep 26, 2014

TheIronSheik said:
jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

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They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

Why, it doesn't rain on the sun?

ClownCausedChaos2 · Sep 26, 2014

Joe gave him a timeout.

StrikeS2k · Sep 26, 2014

He's out partying with Rodman.

tri-man 47 · Sep 26, 2014

avoiding injuries said:
TheIronSheik said:

jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

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They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

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Why, it doesn't rain on the sun?

Un can 'make it rain' any time he wants.

Al O'Pecia · Sep 26, 2014

He's dissatisfied in his job and is looking to change Koreas.

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

Osaurus said:
TheIronSheik said:

Osaurus said:

At Ryder Cup?

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For weeks?!? That's the most ridiculous North Korea news I've ever heard.

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He is attempting a walk on

He's going to have trouble considering it's Europe vs. America.

TheIronSheik · Sep 26, 2014

avoiding injuries said:
TheIronSheik said:

jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

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They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

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Why, it doesn't rain on the sun?

I know it snows at the poles, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't rain there.

jon_mx · Sep 26, 2014

tri-man 47 said:
avoiding injuries said:

TheIronSheik said:

jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

Click to expand...

They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

Click to expand...

Why, it doesn't rain on the sun?

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Un can 'make it rain' any time he wants.

Yeah, I have seen him at strip clubs.

jon_mx · Sep 26, 2014

TheIronSheik said:
avoiding injuries said:

TheIronSheik said:

jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

Click to expand...

They should build a course on the Sun. Never have to worry about your round getting rained out.

Click to expand...

Why, it doesn't rain on the sun?

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I know it snows at the poles, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't rain there.

See above comment about strip clubs. He definitely knows how to make it rain around the poles.

hagmania · Sep 26, 2014

Perhaps the glorious leader

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is just a little Kim Jong Ill

Sinn Fein · Sep 26, 2014

Poisoned imo

AhrnCityPahnder · Sep 26, 2014

I think he built a ladder to space with the femurs of his adversaries and is working on liberating the moon for glorious republic happiness

cstu · Sep 26, 2014

No worries, he's perfected his invisibility spell.

Varmint · Sep 26, 2014

I heard that he's leading N. Korea to a win in the Ryder Cup

cstu · Sep 26, 2014

Varmint said:
I heard that he's leading N. Korea to a win in the Ryder Cup

I thought you were going to say he's at a secret meeting in the Oval Office.

mquinnjr · Sep 26, 2014

TheIronSheik said:
jon_mx said:

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

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Probably getting geared up for next year's President Cup.

Heard he's undefeated, must be pretty good!

El Floppo · Sep 26, 2014

getting his hair cut, IMO.

Jayrod · Sep 26, 2014

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

tri-man 47 · Sep 26, 2014

cstu said:
Varmint said:

I heard that he's leading N. Korea to a win in the Ryder Cup

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I thought you were going to say he's at a secret meeting in the Oval Office.

Good! Then we'd have him cornered. Oh, wait ...

Al Czervik · Sep 26, 2014

Didn't his bio say he doesn't poop? Guessing that finally caught up to him.

McGarnicle · Sep 26, 2014

Scaling Everest IMO.

Don Quixote · Sep 26, 2014

Official statement that he is suffering from "discomfort": http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

Rayderr · Sep 26, 2014

Don Quixote said:
Official statement that he is suffering from "discomfort": http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

Not-so-fresh feeling?

jon_mx · Sep 26, 2014

Al Czervik said:
Didn't his bio say he doesn't poop? Guessing that finally caught up to him.

So he is full of ####?

hagmania · Sep 26, 2014

Rayderr said:
Don Quixote said:

Official statement that he is suffering from "discomfort": http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

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Not-so-fresh feeling?

Kim Jong Under the Weather

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Fennis · Sep 26, 2014

Getting kimchi in Koreatown IMO

johnnycakes · Sep 26, 2014

Aw, he's binging on cocaine and hookers. He's like the asian version of Rob Ford.

Pigskin Fanatic · Sep 26, 2014

Al Czervik said:
Didn't his bio say he doesn't poop? Guessing that finally caught up to him.

Don Quixote said:
Official statement that he is suffering from "discomfort": http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

jon_mx said:
So he is full of ####?

/thread. what else needs to be said?

El Floppo · Sep 26, 2014

it says gout.

doesn't Shuke have gout?

the dots are starting to connect.

T Bell · Sep 26, 2014

The entire North Korea state has entered into a period of national dry heaves and diarrhea to show that they are not less vulnerable to sickness than is the Dear, Well-Coiffed Ruler.

QuizGuy66 · Oct 3, 2014

North Korea supposedly on lockdown.

Wonder if stuff's going down.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11138105/North-Korea-capital-under-lockdown-amid-rumours-of-threat-to-Kim-Jong-un.html

-QG

Fennis · Oct 3, 2014

they planned the perfect coup until they realized they only Asian women to drive the tanks.

TheIronSheik · Oct 3, 2014

QuizGuy66 said:
North Korea supposedly on lockdown.

Wonder if stuff's going down.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11138105/North-Korea-capital-under-lockdown-amid-rumours-of-threat-to-Kim-Jong-un.html

-QG

Maybe he has Ebola.

TheIronSheik · Oct 3, 2014

A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

mcintyre1 · Oct 3, 2014

That report also follows a claim by a former NK Intelligence guy saying that Jong-Un hasn't been in control of the country since sometime last year.

TheIronSheik · Oct 3, 2014

mcintyre1 said:
That report also follows a claim by a former NK Intelligence guy saying that Jong-Un hasn't been in control of the country since sometime last year.

Weird. If it was overthrown, I would have thought they'd want to change ways. Guess I was wrong on why they would want to have a coup.

Don Quixote · Oct 3, 2014

His uncle (and his uncle's family) was executed last year, supposedly because he was part of a plot to overthrow him.

Scoresman · Oct 3, 2014

all those grizzly old communist dudes have probably hated the fact that a fat, greasy, video game playing nerdy looking kid became the leader of their glorious empire. i cant say i blame them.

T Bell · Oct 3, 2014

It's a family in crisis. Maybe we should drop off a fruit basket or something.

Fat Nick · Oct 3, 2014

TheIronSheik said:
A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

This is what started it...

I could loook at Kim Jong Un memes ALL day.

QuizGuy66 · Oct 3, 2014

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

TheIronSheik · Oct 3, 2014

This is kind of like the show Tyrant.

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