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Satanists to Distribute Material to Public Schools (1 Viewer)
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Officer Pete Malloy
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butcher boy
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Satan sounds like a much more fun and happening dude than God.
tom22406
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Tips For Fixing The Nation’s Education System
Public schools throughout the nation continue to contend with budget shortfalls and insufficient classroom resources, while U.S. test scores remain far behind those of many other developed nations. Here are measures that can be taken to fix America’s troubled education system:
- Discourage teacher turnover by downplaying the importance of having money and respect
- Limit school shootings to once a year in order to give students more time to focus on schoolwork
- Allow students from disadvantaged areas to be bussed into stronger schools, such as those in Finland or South Korea
- Maybe get some underprepared, overconfident recent college graduates in there to figure things out
- Federal law that prevents Dylan from raising his hand and wasting everybody’s time with the wrong answer
- Get rid of fungi unit
- Begin offering tenure to children who have been in the public school system for more than three years
- Offset the failures of the education system by de-emphasizing the importance of success, self-worth, and intellectual ability in our culture at large
- Tattoo grades on foreheads to shame low performers
- Toss Northrop Grumman another $4.5 billion and see what kind of curriculum it pumps out
- Whatever you do, don’t change anything about a property-tax-based funding system in which rich schools get richer while poor schools get poorer. That’s working just fine.
- Cut losses and reallocate funding to nation’s prison system
- http://www.theonion.com/articles/tips-for-fixing-the-nations-education-system,36919/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:2
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I need a copy of this.
timschochet
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My roommate in college dated a Satanist chick. She was super hot. It got weird though when she started drawing pentagrams on our floor.
NCCommish
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The Satanic Temple took advantage of this decision, deciding to flood Orange County schools with a pamphlet entitled The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities that contains kid-friendly Satanic lessons.
“These bullies are mad and afraid of things they don’t understand,” the instructions on the word-jumble reads. “Help Damian use inclusive language to defuse the situation.
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Ignoramus
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Who would have guessed?
Who thought it was a good idea to let churches hand out their literature at schools?
timschochet
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it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
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Naw. I've never dated a satanist. I thought we were talking about something else.it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
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Josie Maran
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Keep up the good work, Satanists. 
Gandalf the Grey
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Pretty interesting interview. I like this guy. I've always shared his antipathy towards the quacky pseudoscientific therapists he mentions. There was a huge daycare child abuse case a few decades ago where-if I recall correctly-the family members who owned the daycare had their lives ruined based largely on "repressed memories" elicited by these psychobabble types, of course by asking leading questions, etc. Just terrible.
I used to work at a human services agency for emotionally disturbed teenagers. I remember the fears of Satanic Cults and how they were corrupting our youth (I think this was around early 90's). We actually had an inservice where local law enforcement spoke at length about teen involvement in Satanism (if I recall a dead animal was found near an abandoned grain tower where teens were having keg parties-that was the extent of the evidence). They also had some "nationally recognized expert" speak about this "disturbing new trend". It was a joke-we all knew it back then.
I love that they poke at these silly superstitions, just might have to look into it further.
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bigbottom
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What years were you at UCI?it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
timschochet
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85-89What years were you at UCI?it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
bigbottom
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Wow, for two years, I was less than a mile away from the great Timschochet!85-89What years were you at UCI?it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
T Bell
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It's almost one of those what-if-someone-had-killed-Hitler-when-he-was-a-kid moments.Wow, for two years, I was less than a mile away from the great Timschochet!85-89What years were you at UCI?it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
RhymesMcJuice
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joffer
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McGarnicle
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That word scramble is pretty hard.
Officer Pete Malloy
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The Kern County ones were even worse. Pretty good documentary came out a few years ago about them called "Witch Hunt".
Officer Pete Malloy
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ExactlyWho would have guessed?
Josie Maran
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It's almost one of those what-if-someone-had-killed-Hitler-when-he-was-a-kid moments.Wow, for two years, I was less than a mile away from the great Timschochet!85-89What years were you at UCI?it was off campus at UC Irvine. His name was Mark. Is that you?Holy ####. Was I your college roommate?
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