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Does her health plan cover 3 mammograms per year?
they only do one boob a mammogram?
Yes. They shoot two pictures separately.

See, that's the joke, because she'd need a third x-ray because, you know, she had a third breast added.
Why would she need a mammogram on the artificial one?
It's still real to me dammit!
 
Seriously? Is this real life? Am I living in a cheesy movie or something?

I mean, come on. There's one woman in this country crazy enough to try and be famous by coming up with a three-boob plan, no one's tried it before. And she gets her luggage stolen and has to put the 3rd boob on the evidence report? What are the odds? What kind of coincidence is this? I mean, really... if the bag doesn't get nicked then this could have worked for a few more weeks at least. Is there nothing anyone can hide from anyone else nowadays? All our secrets are out there, man. This is ####### crazy.
I know man. Makes me so angry.
 

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