Dr. Gobbler
Footballguy
I was just told that we are having Thanksgiving dinner at my brother in laws house. His wife is the worst ####### cook ever!!! She thinks she's a great cook but all the food is so bland, she has no clue what spices are. So I tell my wife that I'm going to cook a bird and bring it over there so we all have an edible turkey to eat and she told me NO. It seems I'm only allowed to bring over a side dish. Wat??? This is ####### ridiculous!!!! Oh, then she drops the bomb on me that her parents are staying with us Wed-Sunday. I'm so livid!!! I'm going to need two flasks to get through this thanksgiving, one for vodka and one for gravy so I can choke down that sawdust bird that horrible troll of a woman is going to try and serve us!!!!