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Corrupt a wish (1 Viewer)

Hastur

Hastur

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In this game, you corrupt the above posters wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex. I wish for a million dollars.

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Etc., etc., etc...

I wish for a promotion.

 
Granted you get it by sleeping with your pig of a boss and your perfect wife leaves you.

I want a new car

 
Granted! But you're promoting banana hammocks in a Haitian prison and being paid in hockey pucks.

I wish for a naked, live, objectively attractive 25 year old woman with an oral fixation who gets aroused by cleaning and doing yard work.

 
Granted! But she has AIDS.

I wish for hockey pucks to be worth a million dollars apiece.

 
Granted but you sell hockey pucks in a Haiti prison and no one there likes hockey.

I wish for a helicopter

 
Granted! But you will be chopped to death by the blades.

I want to play a round of golf at Augusta National.

 
Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

 
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Hastur said:
In this game, you corrupt the above posters wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex. I wish for a million dollars.

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Etc., etc., etc...

I wish for a promotion.
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Granted! you are now a salaried worker. Now you can work 2x the hours for the same pay, which will work out to less than minimum wage on an hourly basis.

 
Tchula said:
I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.
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Granted! However, it seems no one has any merit, and America falls into anarchy.

I wish I had unlimited beer at my house.

 
Hastur said:
Tchula said:
I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.
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Granted! However, it seems no one has any merit, and America falls into anarchy.

I wish I had unlimited beer at my house.
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Granted, but it's Corona & you have no lime.

I wish for toothpaste that 10 out of 10 dentists would recommend.

 
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Henry Ford said:
Das Boot said:
I wish for the Reds and Indians to play each other in this year's World Series championship.
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Granted, but next week they're both moving to New Mexico.
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Crap :( now I remember that I made this same wish about the Cleveland Browns back in 1995.

It only kind of came true. :sadbanana:

 
I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.
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Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.

 
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ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Donny Loved Bowling said:
Ilov80s said:
Henry Ford said:
I wish I had bacon in the fridge.
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Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.
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Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Granted! You own the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Aha... I see what you did there.

 
Donny Loved Bowling said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Donny Loved Bowling said:
Ilov80s said:
Henry Ford said:
I wish I had bacon in the fridge.
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Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.
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Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Granted! You own the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Aha... I see what you did there.
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:hifive:

 
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