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Chemical X

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besides pulling in 6 figures and scoring swimsuit model wives, what hidden skills do some of you FBGs have that are hidden by your tough guy iPersona?

i am a closet cook, baker and grower of veggies and herbs (grape and cherry tomatoes, basil, oregano, mini zucchini, arugula, etc.)

i use my garden items in my meals and try to be creative.

i have recently made spicy pork meatballs with homemade pesto. stuffed bell peppers (used my own peppers). low oil carrot cake, using carrot juice, etc.

just curious

 
I like pina coladas. Getting caught in the rain (where I run, don't walk). I'm not much into health food (been known to chomp down on too many Bob thighs) ..... If you're the three ladies I look for, come with me and escape.

 
I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

 
Former fastest white kid on Long Island.

Currently, possess exceptional and dare I say inspirations oratory skills and go around the country as a speaker (though would love to do more)

 
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ChiefD said:
I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.
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three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?
 
Brony said:
ChiefD said:
I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.
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three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?
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I recently saw you at a movie theater in Fargo, assuming you were there to see the Equestria Girls movie. You were rocking a BRONY license plate and your back window was full of ponies.

 
Brony said:
ChiefD said:
I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.
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three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?
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I recently saw you at a movie theater in Fargo, assuming you were there to see the Equestria Girls movie. No closet for you...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/2zyflxao66lrup2/20141001_184935.jpg?dl=0

 
Brony said:
ChiefD said:
I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.
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three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?
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to settle a bar bet.

It's the pressure I thrive on. Once.

 
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