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johnnycakes

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Does the sea turtle think he was abducted by aliens?

Maybe he thinks we conducted some medical experiments on him.

Took him back to our planet in our own space ship that

We aliens live in an environment in which the sea turtle could not live alone if not for his own portable environment in the form of a tank of sea water.

So we aliens abduct the sea turtle, conduct our experiments on him, then return him to his environment where his returns to his kind and tells of a story of being abducted by aliens and being the subject of medical experiments only to be returned back to his home once we were done with him. His peers promptly denounce him as a crazy turtle.

Story.

CHARLESTON, S.C. —More than a dozen sick sea turtles are expected to be treated at the South Carolina Aquarium.


The Post and Courier of Charleston reports that 15 Kemp's ridley turtles were scheduled to arrive in Charleston late Thursday.

The turtles were among 150 found cold-stunned along the Massachusetts coast with the recent blast of frigid air.

The turtles were among 31 transported south on a donated private plane flight. The other 16 were to be taken to the Georgia Sea Turtle Center on Jekyll Island

Cold-stunning is a condition similar to hypothermia that occurs when sea temperatures drop more quickly than the cold-blooded reptiles can handle. The turtles become lethargic and can die. Aquarium officials say the Kemp's ridleys have been stabilized and are expected eventually to be returned to sea.
 
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