Town reportedly nixes Winnie the Pooh mascot... (1 Viewer)

BREAKING: Winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite, exposes himself in public, and has no business being around children.

Officials in the Polish town of Tuszyn (around 87 miles southwest of Warsaw) were deciding on a mascot for its town playground, when the classic children's character was suggested as a candidate. They decided to rule Winnie out, because he's an "inappropriately dressed" bear of "dubious sexuality."


Sure, Winnie is a honey junkie who spends most of his time with a chronically depressed donkey and a suspiciously energetic tiger, and if you don't want your kids hanging with that sort of crew, then fine. But if you don't want Winnie at playgrounds because he doesn't wear pants and has no external genitalia, you're living in the past, my friend.

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Resident and councillor Ryszard Cichy apparently believes this about Winnie: "The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe. It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

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And another resident, councilor, and human who lives on this Earth, Hanna Jachimska, apparently blames Winnie's creator, Alan Alexander Milne: "This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] #### off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

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Al O said:

If we're going to be outlawing cartoon characters of "dubious sexuality" then this guy has got to go.

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jon_mx said:

Pooh represent fat rich people who steal honey from the worker bees. He got what he deserves.

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