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Would you sleep with a midget? (1 Viewer)

Would you sleep with a midget?

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My friend had this as a life goal. When we were young we would go to a night club at ybor and he would say "man I really want to #### a midget tonight."

He never did and now he's married and lazy so it isn't happening. You should chase your dreams, kids.

 
Premier said:
My friend had this as a life goal. When we were young we would go to a night club at ybor and he would say "man I really want to #### a midget tonight."

He never did and now he's married and lazy so it isn't happening. You should chase your dreams, kids.
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Inspiring.

 
again?

I slept with a midget that was in a wheelchair.

Naturally, I dragged her out of the wheelchair.

 
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Midget is a slur. They are little people. You wouldn't name a professional sports team the Midgets.

 
i see nothing but positives. smaller ###### means a tighter fit. 69ing means sucking on her toes instead of having to eat her out which is a better proposition. she wouldnt weigh as much for cowgirl position and you could do that thing where she spins around on your #### more easily. yeah i would sleep with a midget.

 
Scoresman said:
question: is there a danger of running out of room inside a little person and hitting vital organs?
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######l canal depth is not related to height. At least, not in my experience.

If you happen to hit the cervix really hard, it usually upsets a lady. It hurts.

 
Does it have to be a little person, or just a little person? /Homer J

 
Scoresman said:
i see nothing but positives. smaller ###### means a tighter fit. 69ing means sucking on her toes instead of having to eat her out which is a better proposition. she wouldnt weigh as much for cowgirl position and you could do that thing where she spins around on your #### more easily. yeah i would sleep with a midget.
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:lmao:

 
Emerson Biggens said:
sbonomo said:
sure, why not. This place in scottsdale has a great looking little person - http://www.nickialanoche.com/2011/08/24/giligans-in-scottsdale-offers-a-laid-back-no-fuss-happy-hour/. She has worked at several bars/restaurants in the area.
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Damn!! That little girl is smoking hot!

Hell yes I would!
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She is way better looking in person as well. She used to work at the heartattack grill. I am sure some with better google skills than i could find the pics.

 
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