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Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)
Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

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SCT said:
Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

:unsure:
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I think they are outsourcing the recap writing now...

 
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
 
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SCT said:
Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

:unsure:
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I am going to memorize this and at Christmas dinner, with my families head bowed for prayer, I will recite this.

 
SCT said:
Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

:unsure:
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Just so I'm clear, was the ball moved "down the field" or not? The recap seems inconclusive regarding this point.

 
SCT said:
Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

:unsure:
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Kerouac would like this.

Awesome stuff in here.

 
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