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Chevy executive Rikk Wilde is blowing up Twitter... (1 Viewer)

I've been there, man. Feels like there is cotton in your mouth when you have to speak in front of a lot of people. It must be 1,000 times worse in front of a national audience.

 
Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.

 
It gets better. The guy gave Bumgarner a death-trap.

General Motors has told dealers to halt deliveries of the new 2015 Chevrolet Colorado and GMC Canyon pickups because of a pending safety recall to fix an airbag defect, just two weeks after shipments began for the high-profile launch.

In a note sent to dealers about the midsize pickups, GM said it has notified the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration of an “upcoming safety and noncompliance recall” to fix the airbag flaw. GM said that the pickups’ driver-side airbag connections “were wired incorrectly during the manufacturing process,” which could disrupt their deployment.

“This condition will cause the driver-side airbags to not function as designed and may adversely affect the crash performance of the driver-side airbags,” GM’s notice said.
 
It gets better. The guy gave Bumgarner a death-trap.

General Motors has told dealers to halt deliveries of the new 2015 Chevrolet Colorado and GMC Canyon pickups because of a pending safety recall to fix an airbag defect, just two weeks after shipments began for the high-profile launch.In a note sent to dealers about the midsize pickups, GM said it has notified the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration of an “upcoming safety and noncompliance recall” to fix the airbag flaw. GM said that the pickups’ driver-side airbag connections “were wired incorrectly during the manufacturing process,” which could disrupt their deployment.

“This condition will cause the driver-side airbags to not function as designed and may adversely affect the crash performance of the driver-side airbags,” GM’s notice said.
now we know what the "and stuff" part was.

 
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Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???

 
The Derby used to be my favorite two minutes in sports but now Rikk is.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I'm can't stop watching his presentation. I just cant.

I am fully aware this is an indicator of why I am such a horrible person.

But I'll stop watching when it stops making me laugh. I might be up all night.

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
Or maybe he was just acting like he screwed it up, and this was all a viral marketing ploy.

Boom!

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
I think I ought to step back in because RN was sticking up for me. He's more than capable of sticking up for himself, but I did this.

That's not a cool post. You don't tell somebody that their loved ones don't care about them. Sorry, man. We laughed at a Tommy Boy moment, and you -- yes, you -- are the one that went way past it.

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
I think I ought to step back in because RN was sticking up for me. He's more than capable of sticking up for himself, but I did this.

That's not a cool post. You don't tell somebody that their loved ones don't care about them. Sorry, man. We laughed at a Tommy Boy moment, and you -- yes, you -- are the one that went way past it.
Roider Nation can try me. He's no angel and that clown can try to laugh it off all he wants.

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
Or maybe he was just acting like he screwed it up, and this was all a viral marketing ploy.

Boom!
If Chevy does not take advantage of this in their advertising campaign they should fire everyone

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
I think I ought to step back in because RN was sticking up for me. He's more than capable of sticking up for himself, but I did this.

That's not a cool post. You don't tell somebody that their loved ones don't care about them. Sorry, man. We laughed at a Tommy Boy moment, and you -- yes, you -- are the one that went way past it.
Roider Nation can try me. He's no angel and that clown can try to laugh it off all he wants.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg

 
Can't be Rikk with two K's. Can't.

Weird, my section of Twitter is admiring a guy for not being comfortable and doing his best in front of a huge audience.
:lmao:
Sorry. Laughing at someone being awkward while doing his best was funny many years ago.
It was your response, bluemagic. Carry on. I do not mean to be a jerk nor to laugh at anyone's foibles.
So me saying people gave him props for being awkward prompted you to laugh? Sure sounds like you wanted to be a jerk.
JFC, do you have to be the cancer ward in every thread???
Pretty much, yeah. You're making fun of a guy who has no experience who was willing to stand up in front of a huge audience and he faltered. He did his best and here you are mocking him. You're some unknown guy who seems to be the "all-knowing" porn guy who no one gives a shlt about...and most likely, not many loved ones care about you. You want to make fun of a guy who did his best so why don't you step up and lose the internet and say hi to the world. He did his best, let's see your best.
I think I ought to step back in because RN was sticking up for me. He's more than capable of sticking up for himself, but I did this.

That's not a cool post. You don't tell somebody that their loved ones don't care about them. Sorry, man. We laughed at a Tommy Boy moment, and you -- yes, you -- are the one that went way past it.
Roider Nation can try me. He's no angel and that clown can try to laugh it off all he wants.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg
Yeah, yeah. A guy who faps to anything that walks and wants to be cool making fun of people...I have no problem making fun of that guy.

Good effort with the old image though. :clap:

 
Annnnnd..... the requisite parody account is up within ten minutes. :lmao:
Rikk Wilde @RikkWilde · 35m 35 minutes ago

.@CommishMThomas "bomb" isn't fair. I made a sale. The customer left with the keys. #commission.
Rikk Wilde @RikkWilde · 46m 46 minutes ago

I let my haters be my motivators, and stuff.
I just...I respect bitcoin (yes, I do) but I can't wait for the bitcoin Bowl. Note the lowercase.

 
If he plays this right he will be famous for a day or two, boost his career, and bang a groupie or two. Hope he mans up to the opportunity.

 
Yeah, yeah. A guy who faps to anything that walks and wants to be cool making fun of people...I have no problem making fun of that guy.

Good effort with the old image though. :clap:
Imp, I'm just going to put you on Ignore, because I know that's the only thing that really gets to you.
 

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