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Your favorite pair of underwear rip. What do you do? (1 Viewer)
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butcher boy
Footballguy
If it still performs the basic functions of holding my junk relatively in place, acting as a fart filter, and catching skid marks, it's all good.
fred_1_15301
Footballguy
It depends on whether I have immediate access to a pair of scissors, silly putty and Toilet Duck toilet bowl cleaner. Is this a trick question? 
ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
What grown man has a favorite pair of boxers? I buy them in packs of 6-12 and wear them until they need to be replaced or they shrink in the dryer.
the moops
Footballguy
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ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
ShaHBucks
Footballguy
Good things come in 3'sWhy not?
RUSF18
Footballguy
"There is no vintage underwear of course, but it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor.
We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spoors."
We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spoors."
the moops
Footballguy
what kind of cheap ### undies you wearing?Why not?
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Wooderson
Fight The Power
lumpy19
Footballguy
http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Original-Boxerjock%C2%AE-2-Pack/dp/B00I2XJ40E/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1398259589&sr=8-11&keywords=under+armour+briefs
during the day
cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night
during the day
cotton boxer briefs(any brand, I prefer the calvin klein) at night
El Floppo
Footballguy
obviously not the solid gold kind that you'd still wear after they've ripped.what kind of cheap ### undies you wearing?Why not?
eta: or that would even qualify as "favorite".
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Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
I hope there aren't men out there buying designer ball hammocks.what kind of cheap ### undies you wearing?Why not?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
Wait, there are dudes out there who sleep in the boxers they've worn all day? Don't you shower after work? Are you single, with no hope of someone else approaching your balls at night?
fred_1_15301
Footballguy
If I'm going to have hot, dirty sex with someone, why would I care if my junk is dirty? Do you shower immediately before sex?
NutterButter
Footballguy
This thread has potential
FUBAR
Footballguy
ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you aren't the recipient of much "hot, dirty sex", or just happen to have found the perfect match for you--someone who doesn't care how dirty your junk might be. Or do you hang with homeless chicks?
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fred_1_15301
Footballguy
fred_1_15301
Footballguy
But do you shower before sex with her?17seconds said:
Henry Ford
Footballguy
First - I try to figure out when I got a "favorite pair of underwear."
Second - ???
Third - Profit
Second - ???
Third - Profit
ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
You serious? Even if all you do is sit for 8-10 hours, you don't want to feel fresh before you hit the sack?
offdee
Footballguy
Or, you know, some of us might get a workout in before we start banging away at hot chicks.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
The answer is always "duct tape."
I don't for one second believe your wife doesn't have you wearing some pretty little high-rise bikini briefs which are changed like clockwork.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
At some point I'm sure he takes a #### during the day.....How can he not shower and put on fresh underwear at the end of a day....a day in which he took a ####.
ConnSKINS26
Footballguy
the moops
Footballguy
"You've reached your quota of positive votes for the day"at favorite underwear and showering after work.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
No do you have some kind of magic sanitary barrier between your a.n.u.s. and your underwear
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glumpy
breeze
the moops
Footballguy
are you the same dude that washed his towel after every use cause your ### was so dirty?
I probably have about a dozen pairs that match them exactly. For example, I have worn my favorite style of shoe for about 5 years now. When one goes bad, I swap it out with a new pair that are exactly like them. I have several shirts hanging in my closet that match my current shirts exactly but have yet to be worn. If I cared about my underwear (which I don't), I'd have at least a dozen pairs of the same type.
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