Oh Yes!
Footballguy
i suddenly understand this after being a father for 6 weeks.
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Woogie Lee
Footballguy
now imagine you are in the shower....
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
way ahead of you :slapped:
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Never? You've played wrong. Get rid of the stupid reward for "free parking" that isn't in the rules and the game will fly by. Some online games end either at "one player has everything" or "after 40 moves", and I've never had a game go to 40 moves.I'm in. It will be the craziest thing I've ever done on a Friday. Don't think I've ever played Risk. And last time I played Monopoly had to be over 30 years ago. I never did finish a Monopoly game. Ever.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
mr. furley
Footballguy
haven't heard this many mentions of pot brownies since my lost weekend in Arcata
cosjobs
Footballguy
No problem. I was hoping when I got I friend I'd do better than you.sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Nada. Sup foo?sup holmes?I'm in. It will be the craziest thing I've ever done on a Friday. Don't think I've ever played Risk. And last time I played Monopoly had to be over 30 years ago. I never did finish a Monopoly game. Ever.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
sadfaceNo problem. I was hoping when I got I friend I'd do better than you.sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
cosjobs
Footballguy
sadfaceNo problem. I was hoping when I got I friend I'd do better than you.sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
I guess I could do worse
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
No, I meant that I can't remember finishing Monopoly as a kid. Something always stopped it. I've never played any online games.Never? You've played wrong. Get rid of the stupid reward for "free parking" that isn't in the rules and the game will fly by. Some online games end either at "one player has everything" or "after 40 moves", and I've never had a game go to 40 moves.I'm in. It will be the craziest thing I've ever done on a Friday. Don't think I've ever played Risk. And last time I played Monopoly had to be over 30 years ago. I never did finish a Monopoly game. Ever.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
you got that right! i started building a table for my mom today!sadfaceNo problem. I was hoping when I got I friend I'd do better than you.sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I love you all in your own special way.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I saw your pic of the coaster you built. Is the table as big as a house?you got that right! i started building a table for my mom today!sadfaceNo problem. I was hoping when I got I friend I'd do better than you.sorry, i only play monopoly when the power goes out.pogo.com has monopoly.Unsure if you can play with others since I have no friends
cosjobs
Footballguy
That should match up nicely with my "special needs."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Anything worthwhile in the last 20 pages or so? I'm feeling lazy.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
whats my special way?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:highfive: Gb gets it.
You know how if you were insane enough to use the derogatory term for a black person at Fairmont? Well pretty much the same ending here.
You? You're a little bit "off" and damn it, I love you for it.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
stopPM ShukeNope. Is there a mailing list or something?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
How was it? Looked interesting. Saw Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy tonight. It was great. Not as good as the BBC version, but that had Alec Guinness and a miniseries to tell the story. This was well condensed for two hours.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Maybe I just watched an inspirational Christmas movie.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt. :tapsfoot:Maybe I just watched an inspirational Christmas movie.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You storing bananas and dates up in there?Maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt. :tapsfoot:Maybe I just watched an inspirational Christmas movie.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Termites. Great source of protein.You storing bananas and dates up in there?Maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt. :tapsfoot:Maybe I just watched an inspirational Christmas movie.
cosjobs
Footballguy
It was pretty good. About 20 min too long. I'd recommend it, but not too highly. on the other hand, I saw Elite Squad before Knuckles and it was fantastic Really, really good. Almost City of Men good.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No wonder you have so many problems getting wood.Termites. Great source of protein.You storing bananas and dates up in there?Maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt. :tapsfoot:Maybe I just watched an inspirational Christmas movie.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Whelp, looks like cosjobs blew me off on board game night, and I'm abooot done anyway. 'night.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Go to pogo.com, register and add CAPSLOCKcos as a friend. Then we'll talk.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Elite Squad looks badass. Good to hear it lived up to it
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Well?Good luck hearing back.I leave for GB tomorrow morning.So stoked to go to lambeau!Furly, wtf is going on? We gonna corn hole it up?
p.s. - let me know if you want his address
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
BRONG!!!!!
Just getting home.....nice and hamskiied......made a cool 5 bills tonight. GB the Mecca of tang.
Should I pack now? Or watch the rest of sports center? I leave in 4 hours...
Should I have a drink before I leave the house?
Drink At the airport at 7am?
Should I shave my balls? Furley has yet to give me his number, so I probably won't.
Just getting home.....nice and hamskiied......made a cool 5 bills tonight. GB the Mecca of tang.
Should I pack now? Or watch the rest of sports center? I leave in 4 hours...
Should I have a drink before I leave the house?
Drink At the airport at 7am?
Should I shave my balls? Furley has yet to give me his number, so I probably won't.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I find this creepy and awesome at the same time.Her pics make me want to fly across the country and sit in zooks bed room with a pair of night vision goggles and a crock pot.
I can't wait until your boys discover this placeLeft work early, had two beers with my haircut/shampoo/neck shave/scalp massage from a lovely young lady who got tipped well for pretending to laugh at my jokes and saying I looked 'only 30' and am now sucking down a Full Sail Amber. Up next? Dinner at my folks house with my wife and sons...since my sister has started her divorce, she and her STBX will not be there, nor will their obnoxious, poorly behaved, picky eating kids. Tonight? Tonight I think we rope my boys in for their first game of real Scrabble (I'll team up with the gay one, my wife will team up with the kid going to JuCo in 2020).
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Sadly there was some issue with MW3's servers last night so I was only able to get online for a couple of games. I ended up watching a movie.Christ.
The good news is I got an illustrated dirty joke text from SLB and a PM from Zooks this AM.
LIVIN LARGE
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Slightly hung over at the airport. There's at least 3 other raider fans on my plane
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I've wondered about this with GMTANKids growing up. Do you guys want them to read this thread? There are things buried within that would make the most well-adjusted kid question his parent's (or, his/her own) sanity.I can't wait until your boys discover this placeLeft work early, had two beers with my haircut/shampoo/neck shave/scalp massage from a lovely young lady who got tipped well for pretending to laugh at my jokes and saying I looked 'only 30' and am now sucking down a Full Sail Amber. Up next? Dinner at my folks house with my wife and sons...since my sister has started her divorce, she and her STBX will not be there, nor will their obnoxious, poorly behaved, picky eating kids.
Tonight? Tonight I think we rope my boys in for their first game of real Scrabble (I'll team up with the gay one, my wife will team up with the kid going to JuCo in 2020).
Slap it?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
So....didja sleep? Have another drink? Both?
cosjobs
Footballguy
ABORT!
Way cooler than Furley, btw.
Thorn
Footballguy
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE IT'S YOUR OWN ####### PAGE, GUY!1!JULIO1!!Also, how come no one laughed at my edits to your likes? I hate you all.THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION IN A SERIOUS AND NON-MOCKING TONE LIKE SOME PEOPLE FROM MAINE!!111
Gadzooks
Footballguy
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE IT'S YOUR OWN ####### PAGE, GUY!1!JULIO1!!Also, how come no one laughed at my edits to your likes? I hate you all.THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION IN A SERIOUS AND NON-MOCKING TONE LIKE SOME PEOPLE FROM MAINE!!111
at "flawless skin"
Thorn
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Got any doctor friends out here?She's pretty.
Actually, out there works even better, imo.
Thorn
Footballguy
So last night I went to a house party at my GB's house who lives about 45 min away. I brought this girl I have been dating, the brassy one. She has a lot of good points but man sometimes she gets on my nerves, like when she chews gum. Anyhow we go to this party which was pretty cool. My GB has his "man cave" with a full bar, big flatscreen and a golden tee.
The girls mostly congregated upstairs and a golden tee gambling match broke out. First I got in on a 4-guy $20 a man match. Which somehow I won. Then one of they guys I beat wanted to play me for $40. I kind of think that's nuts, but I had just won and I think it's a rule that you have to give someone at least one shot to win their money back. Except he didn't, and his buddy wanted in for 40 too.
Also somewhere along the way I decided to pick on the big loud guy whose name was Phil. Thorn: "PHIL?? PHIL CONNOR?? Don't say you don't remember me Phil cause I sure as heckfire remember you!" Then Phil and I became friends and made shots for each other. Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.
Much later me and my date crashed on a futon and tried to make sexy time after everyone left. That went about as well as a drunk guy trying to make balloon animals. Woke up around 6 am and she wanted to finish what we had drunkenly started. Okay, lemme take a leak first. So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'
Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't.
On the plus side I have $160 more dollars in my pocket and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say.
Slap someone's mother and call her Irene.
The girls mostly congregated upstairs and a golden tee gambling match broke out. First I got in on a 4-guy $20 a man match. Which somehow I won. Then one of they guys I beat wanted to play me for $40. I kind of think that's nuts, but I had just won and I think it's a rule that you have to give someone at least one shot to win their money back. Except he didn't, and his buddy wanted in for 40 too.
Also somewhere along the way I decided to pick on the big loud guy whose name was Phil. Thorn: "PHIL?? PHIL CONNOR?? Don't say you don't remember me Phil cause I sure as heckfire remember you!" Then Phil and I became friends and made shots for each other. Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.
Much later me and my date crashed on a futon and tried to make sexy time after everyone left. That went about as well as a drunk guy trying to make balloon animals. Woke up around 6 am and she wanted to finish what we had drunkenly started. Okay, lemme take a leak first. So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'
Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't.
On the plus side I have $160 more dollars in my pocket and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say.
Slap someone's mother and call her Irene.
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