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Should have pulled the plug on that mess before it's development meetings.ESPN might actually improve a bit if they can dump SAS and First Take after this.
Should have pulled the plug on that mess before it's development meetings.ESPN might actually improve a bit if they can dump SAS and First Take after this.
Ray Rice and Chris Brown?Wow..some guys not too happy with Beadle on twitter.
Oh my, that's an awesome twitter feed.anyone following this twitter feed? @hottakery
The Hot Takery @hottakery · 58mHOW OFTEN HAVE YOU FOUND YOURSELF READING/LOOKING AT A PIPING HOT TAKE AND WISHING THAT YOU COULD GET ANOTHER ONE SERVED UP IMMEDIATELY? OFTEN I BET.
Stephen A. Smith with some PIPING HOT mansplaining right now.
No chance. Its ratings are supposedly too high now. But if this nonsense SAS spewed gets covered by the news networks and really blows up, they might have to ditch him. The show would still survive with Bayless and whoever, sadly.ESPN might actually improve a bit if they can dump SAS and First Take after this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
He was asking for it. If he didn't want to beCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Well, you really have to start about 10,000 years ago...Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Great idea @stephenasmith! We should look into what women to do provoke beatings.Let's also examine poor fist dodging.That's a cause too,no?
I'm definitely going to start using "poor fist dodging" as a defense of failure to mitigate damages.Fred Savage of all people.
Great idea @stephenasmith! We should look into what women to do provoke beatings.Let's also examine poor fist dodging.That's a cause too,no?
SAS's mentornow let's go to First Take for some thoughts on the Malaysian plane that got shot down
Stephen A: I'M NOT SAYING IT IS RIGHT TO SHOOT DOWN A PLANE. YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER SHOOT DOWN A PLANE. EVER. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING IF ME AND MY BOYS KNEW YOU WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT DOWN A PLANE YOU WOULD BE DEALT WITH.
NOW HOLD ON. MAYBE NOT BY ME. I WORK FOR THE WORLDWIDE LEADER. BUT I WOULD CONTACT THE PROPER AUTH-OR-ATIES AND MAKE SURE THEY DEAL WITH IT.
BUT WHAT I AM SAYING HERE IS THAT WE AS A SOCIETY NEED TO START TAKING PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES. WHAT WERE YOU DOING GETTING ON A PLANE FLYING OVER THE UKRAINE ANYWAYS? YOU DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR GOING ON?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? THAT'S ALL I AM SAYING HERE SKIP. NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD BLOW UP THAT PLANE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL. I AM THE SON OF A PILOT. THREE PILOTS ACTUALLY. JUST SAYING YOU MAYBE SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON THAT PLANE. THAT'S IT.
Just black?You would think after the Solange - Jay-Z video surfaced, you'd realize these situations weren't so black and white. If Jay-Z had hip tossed her to the floor, would he have been in the wrong there?
Are you kidding? Being known and hated by 45% of the population is a good thing. Being known and hated by 90% of the population is a GREAT thing. [/ESPN]Does this finally mean the end of First Take?
While I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Outstanding.He was asking for it. If he didn't want to beCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?rapedassaultedhated he would have kept his mouth shut.
No. The way I read it didn't let Ray Rice off the hook. It was more of speaking to the problem of people/women not backing down when it is starting to go to far.Schtick?Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Maybe Rice antagonized her to the point of violence first. It's irrelevant, adult men shouldn't hit women and they certainly shouldn't knock them unconscious regardless of provocation.While I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Whenever my kids get into a fight I have to tell the older one to stop hitting his brother, but I also have to tell the younger one to stop antagonizing his brother.
All I'm taking from Smith is that women should stop antagonizing their SO when it's getting to a point of violence. It seems like common sense to me.
LOL. So you never back down from anyone or anything ever?Oh, okay. Hell yeah!! We as men just can't help but smack our women if they don't bow down to us. Amirite????No. The way I read it didn't let Ray Rice off the hook. It was more of speaking to the problem of people/women not backing down when it is starting to go to far.Schtick?Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
While I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Whenever my kids get into a fight I have to tell the older one to stop hitting his brother, but I also have to tell the younger one to stop antagonizing his brother.
All I'm taking from Smith is that women should stop antagonizing their SO when it's getting to a point of violence. It seems like common sense to me.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d4/d4301e5f2fbbfcb5dac964b6aaaad3dc0d016ae83528104e6d1fbee4840b6ac8.jpgWhile I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Whenever my kids get into a fight I have to tell the older one to stop hitting his brother, but I also have to tell the younger one to stop antagonizing his brother.
All I'm taking from Smith is that women should stop antagonizing their SO when it's getting to a point of violence. It seems like common sense to me.
Jesus christ you're as delusional as SAS.
Ray Rice should be taking his lumps (per se) for his behavior on its own, independent of what she did. On their own merits:No. The way I read it didn't let Ray Rice off the hook. It was more of speaking to the problem of people/women not backing down when it is starting to go to far.Schtick?Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
So you just cannot look at it from a place of self preservation? I'm not saying that she had it coming, I'm saying she shouldn't have hit him in the first place.While I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
Whenever my kids get into a fight I have to tell the older one to stop hitting his brother, but I also have to tell the younger one to stop antagonizing his brother.
All I'm taking from Smith is that women should stop antagonizing their SO when it's getting to a point of violence. It seems like common sense to me.
Jesus christ you're as delusional as SAS.
There has never been a time in the history of this board where this emoticon has been more appropriate:Guys this is a thread for happiness and takes. Take your ####ty ifight somewhere else.
No, that's not his point. His point is that people can and should protect themselves when possible. And there's nothing wrong with pointing that out.He was asking for it. If he didn't want to beCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?rapedassaultedhated he would have kept his mouth shut.
If he protected himself by keeping his mouth shut he wouldnt be getting this hate. He provoked this attack by speaking on the topic. He doesn't spout off and no one hates him*. He didn't protect himself and now he is paying for it.No, that's not his point. His point is that people can and should protect themselves when possible. And there's nothing wrong with pointing that out.I can't stand Smith. But he doesn't deserve to get in trouble for this one.He was asking for it. If he didn't want to be raped assaulted hated he would have kept his mouth shut.Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
If he protected himself by keeping his mouth shut he wouldnt be getting this hate. He provoked this attack by speaking on the topic. He doesn't spout off and no one hates him*. He didn't protect himself and now he is paying for it.No, that's not his point. His point is that people can and should protect themselves when possible. And there's nothing wrong with pointing that out.I can't stand Smith. But he doesn't deserve to get in trouble for this one.He was asking for it. If he didn't want to be raped assaulted hated he would have kept his mouth shut.Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
*for this issue. Everyone would obviously still hate him because he's a blowhard.
now let's go to First Take for some thoughts on the Malaysian plane that got shot down
Stephen A: I'M NOT SAYING IT IS RIGHT TO SHOOT DOWN A PLANE. YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER SHOOT DOWN A PLANE. EVER. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING IF ME AND MY BOYS KNEW YOU WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT DOWN A PLANE YOU WOULD BE DEALT WITH.
NOW HOLD ON. MAYBE NOT BY ME. I WORK FOR THE WORLDWIDE LEADER. BUT I WOULD CONTACT THE PROPER AUTH-OR-ATIES AND MAKE SURE THEY DEAL WITH IT.
BUT WHAT I AM SAYING HERE IS THAT WE AS A SOCIETY NEED TO START TAKING PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES. WHAT WERE YOU DOING GETTING ON A PLANE FLYING OVER THE UKRAINE ANYWAYS? YOU DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR GOING ON?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? THAT'S ALL I AM SAYING HERE SKIP. NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD BLOW UP THAT PLANE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL. I AM THE SON OF A PILOT. THREE PILOTS ACTUALLY. JUST SAYING YOU MAYBE SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON THAT PLANE. THAT'S IT.
Wow. (On several levels).While I can see what you are trying for with that link, it's not quite the same thing. By all accounts, Rice didn't just attack his fiance out of nowhere, she hit him. Ray is responsible for his actions but so is she.Whenever my kids get into a fight I have to tell the older one to stop hitting his brother, but I also have to tell the younger one to stop antagonizing his brother.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victim_blamingCan someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
All I'm taking from Smith is that women should stop antagonizing their SO when it's getting to a point of violence. It seems like common sense to me.
No, that's not his point. His point is that people can and should protect themselves when possible. And there's nothing wrong with pointing that out.I can't stand Smith. But he doesn't deserve to get in trouble for this one.He was asking for it. If he didn't want to be raped assaulted hated he would have kept his mouth shut.Can someone explain why all the hate for Smith? If you take emotion out of it, what exactly is he saying that you have a problem with?
He hit on one of my (female) friends in college. Actually true.Fred Savage of all people.
Great idea @stephenasmith! We should look into what women to do provoke beatings.Let's also examine poor fist dodging.That's a cause too,no?
He hit on Topanga when he was a college professor too. Then tried to get Cory kicked out of school. He's not a good person.He hit on one of my (female) friends in college. Actually true.Fred Savage of all people.
Great idea @stephenasmith! We should look into what women to do provoke beatings.Let's also examine poor fist dodging.That's a cause too,no?
To be very clear, hit on, not hit.
I'm filling my bathtub with aloe vera gel to recover from this take.Click on this link if you want to immolate your computer: http://www.phillymag.com/articles/nick-foles-eagles-profile/
(the comment section is really good)
But he wears an earring.Bissinger is in that other stratosphere of awful. Every story is really about his own greatness.
We're lucky if that's the only piercing he shows us.But he wears an earring.Bissinger is in that other stratosphere of awful. Every story is really about his own greatness.
I got through half, then skipped down to the comments.You guys read all that?
Tiki Barber is here, everyone pretend youre a 14 year old virgin and give it up for him. Tikis the Marlon Wayans of the NFL fokls: his twin works harder then him, no one takes him serously on TV, and he got alot of #### for being in White Girls. Hey Tiki is it embarassning that you were on TV first and then Michael Strahan came a long and was better then you? Im not kidding folks NBC dropped Tiki Barber like he was a football being carried by Tiki Barber.
I am dying.
Tiki Barber is here, everyone pretend youre a 14 year old virgin and give it up for him. Tikis the Marlon Wayans of the NFL fokls: his twin works harder then him, no one takes him serously on TV, and he got alot of #### for being in White Girls. Hey Tiki is it embarassning that you were on TV first and then Michael Strahan came a long and was better then you? Im not kidding folks NBC dropped Tiki Barber like he was a football being carried by Tiki Barber.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/8/1/5956923/hall-of-fame-class-2014-roast-michael-strahan