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#1 golddigger

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:46 AM

Some of the Fantasy Football team names are good. For example, I like:

Perfect Storm.

Some team names are terrible like:

Bedwetters.

This is just stupid.

What are some good and bad fantasy football names you have observed?



#2 Gamblor

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:49 AM

Some of the Fantasy Football team names are good. For example, I like:

Perfect Storm.

Some team names are terrible like:

Bedwetters.

This is just stupid.

What are some good and bad fantasy football names you have observed?

Interesting. Id rank those names in the opposite order.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:54 AM


Some of the Fantasy Football team names are good. For example, I like:

Perfect Storm.

Some team names are terrible like:

Bedwetters.

This is just stupid.

What are some good and bad fantasy football names you have observed?

Interesting. Id rank those names in the opposite order.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:56 AM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:59 AM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:03 AM

Some guy used the team name "Power Heat Machines" in our baseball league, saying that his draft strategy was to pick power hitters and strikeout pitchers. Turns out he used it because it was a word jumble for We Are The Champions.

Worst football name I saw was "Nagasaki Blast".

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:05 AM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:19 AM

I have a boner

That would be one of the best, right?Best FF name = something that makes me laugh..since serious names are stupid

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:22 AM

"Happy Lucky Prawns with Lobster Sauce"

Best or worst... you are the "decider".

That's the wrongest thing I've ever read here.  And I've been to the Shark Pool.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:34 AM

Best and Worst all rolled into one:

The Fleece It Uppers
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:41 AM

In all of my fantasy leagues with my buddies from college there is a separate competition for the most innapropriate team name.

Some of the past entries:
Davenports New Tail
Sharks Love Bison
I Didn't Order Kobe Beef
One Bitten Twice Fried
balco cLIEnt #25
Aruba Search Party
A Dane Named Mohammad
Vick in a Box

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:00 AM

In oneof my leagues a couple years ago


Altanta Child Killers ---- found this was a reference to the serial killer in atlanta back in the 70's that was killing young black kids



one of my teams now

Atlanta Dog Killers


Immense Penal Implants

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:10 AM

How about "Commanchee Swallows".....say it real slow
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:11 AM

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I never asked what it was in reference to.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:13 AM

In oneof my leagues a couple years agoAltanta Child Killers ---- found this was a reference to the serial killer in atlanta back in the 70's that was killing young black kidsone of my teams now Atlanta Dog KillersImmense Penal ImplantsChris Hanson's Little F Toy

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:22 AM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:24 AM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:29 AM

Anyone that has the word "Vick" in it sucks.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:33 AM

How about "Commanchee Swallows".....say it real slow

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:43 AM

One of the guys in our league has this one:

Off Consistently


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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:56 AM

I have a boner

So do I, what's this have to do with FF team names?
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:21 PM

"Aruba Search Party." :shrug:

Whatever happened with that?
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:27 PM

Every Sunday a group of us go to my buddy's to watch all the games. This past week, during the late games, we hear some sort of commotion outside. We all look out the window and see that a car hit a dog. The dog was wounded and wimpering....this was going on for about 10 minutes. You could tell the dog was not going to make it. Pretty sad scene...the driver of car was crying, the little girl who owned the dog was crying. My brother, who was buzzed up, says, "Just step on its neck and put it out of it's misery." Not the most sensitive thing to say...but still kind of funny.

Anyway, one team changed their name to "Dead Dog on Humbolt Drive" and my bro might change his name to "Neck Steppers."
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:34 PM

Every Sunday a group of us go to my buddy's to watch all the games. This past week, during the late games, we hear some sort of commotion outside. We all look out the window and see that a car hit a dog. The dog was wounded and wimpering....this was going on for about 10 minutes. You could tell the dog was not going to make it. Pretty sad scene...the driver of car was crying, the little girl who owned the dog was crying. My brother, who was buzzed up, says, "Just step on its neck and put it out of it's misery." Not the most sensitive thing to say...but still kind of funny.Anyway, one team changed their name to "Dead Dog on Humbolt Drive" and my bro might change his name to "Neck Steppers."

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:34 PM

Every Sunday a group of us go to my buddy's to watch all the games. This past week, during the late games, we hear some sort of commotion outside. We all look out the window and see that a car hit a dog. The dog was wounded and wimpering....this was going on for about 10 minutes. You could tell the dog was not going to make it. Pretty sad scene...the driver of car was crying, the little girl who owned the dog was crying. My brother, who was buzzed up, says, "Just step on its neck and put it out of it's misery." Not the most sensitive thing to say...but still kind of funny.Anyway, one team changed their name to "Dead Dog on Humbolt Drive" and my bro might change his name to "Neck Steppers."

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 12:37 PM


How about "Commanchee Swallows".....say it real slow

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Then there's the Knee Grows. :goodposting:

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