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#1 Oh Yes!

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:41 AM

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:42 AM

is the donut room temp or chilled in the refrigerator?

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:43 AM

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:43 AM

8 seconds

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:44 AM

Varies on microwave.

I'd say between 20 and 30 seconds.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:45 AM

however long is necessary to make it not taste like a krispy kreme donut
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:47 AM

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:50 AM

is the donut room temp or chilled in the refrigerator?

room temp
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 08:01 AM

8 seconds

:shock:I thought everyone knew this.(8 seconds for 1 doughnut. You should only microwave one at a time anyway though.)

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 08:03 AM


8 seconds

:shock:I thought everyone knew this.(8 seconds for 1 doughnut. You should only microwave one at a time anyway though.)

I also think 8 is perfect. But I would wrap it in aluminum foil 1st. :thumbup::

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 08:26 AM

Varies on microwave.I'd say between 20 and 30 seconds.

It depends on the wattage of the microwave. That might work for the microwave we have here in the breakroom of our office, but if I put it in my microwave at home for 30 seconds it would evaporate.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 08:42 AM

use the "defrost" selection.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 08:59 AM

Never microwave a jelly donut.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 09:28 AM

however long is necessary to make it not taste like a krispy kreme donut

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:02 PM

If a donut needs microwaving 8 seconds isn't enough.

11 seconds because I'm too lazy to hit separate buttons to go 10 or 15 or whatever...so 11 it is. :bs:

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:04 PM

negative 12 seconds

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:07 PM

We're not trying to melt the donut, people. We're just trying to heat it to the point that the glaze reaches that wonderful gooey state of goodness.

8 seconds!

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:11 PM

If a donut needs microwaving 8 seconds isn't enough.11 seconds because I'm too lazy to hit separate buttons to go 10 or 15 or whatever...so 11 it is. :mellow:

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:13 PM

I was going to say 7 seconds but I'll go with 8. Always one at a time to ensure even heating. For the lazy people just hit 1 minute and pull it aout after 8 seconds. Just 1 button that way.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:13 PM

They have microwave instructions on the box.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:15 PM

8 seconds

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:22 PM

Why?

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:39 PM


8 seconds

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:42 PM

8 is great

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:18 PM

It's never going to be as good as when it was first made. Just buy one donut and eat it before you leave the store. Save money, calories and the worries about the optimal microwave setting.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:26 PM

Another vote for 8 seconds, although my microwave has an automatic "add 10 seconds" button, so I just push that. But slightly less than 10 seconds is the correct answer, IF at room temp.




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