Hmmmm....I was hoping for something else when I read 'happy ending' and 'Elisha Cuthbert'
Turk: Great, now I've got a crick in my neck.
Dr. Kelso: (clears his throat) We're gonna get a little graphic here, so you fellas might want to look the other way, or not, it's your choice.
(J.D. looks away, then sees Turk looking)
J.D.: Turk, why are you looking?
Turk: It's my neck crick. I can't move.
Dr. Kelso: Watch this, Turkelton. She calls it the "Shanghai Surprise".
Turk: Oh, God. (he closes his eyes, but opens one and gasps)