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#1 St. Louis Bob

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:00 PM

You should smile at people.



The End

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#2 Clayton Gray

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:02 PM

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:04 PM

:mellow:

Where have I contradicted myself? I must be too insane to remember.

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:18 PM

You should smile on the phone too, especially when talking to customers. Makes all the difference.

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#6 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:26 PM

I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

#7 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:28 PM

Smile, it enhances your value.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

#8 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:32 PM

Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Let's put a smile on that face!
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...
You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." And...

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

#9 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:33 PM

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

#10 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:36 PM

When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:41 PM

You should smile at people.



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Helluva dissertation there, Curt

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:52 PM

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.


If you made this up, you're a comic genius. If you stole it, please reveal the source.
Edit to add- thank you dwight shrute

Edited by cosjobs, 23 June 2011 - 09:57 PM.


I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

#13 firstseason1988

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 03:30 AM

Sad that fools need a fake smile to make themselves feel better. Isn't a fake smile lying, you want to be lied to? Fake smiles annoy the hell out of me. And the fact that others need it from me to make themselves feel better is their problem, not mine. Now go fake smile yourself to death making other fools feel better and feel good about it. Lame. :excited: :rolleyes:

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 03:50 AM

You should smile at people.



The End

Depends on where you are. I sport a Hines Ward perma-smile. My Russian ex-girlfriend claimed that if I walked around like that in Russia people would think I was coo-coo for my Cocoa Puffs. I'd imagine it to be similar in many Asian nations.

#15 gianmarco

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 03:54 AM

This girl took it to heart

Sorry son, but I don't have to dumb down The Sport just so noobs like you have a chance at keeping up.

I play in a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, and we just held our draft in July. For the 2013 season. You think Matt Barkley getting the start in USC is news? I drafted him after studying up on him, after he signed his letter of intent, last year. You think that maybe going with a WR in the first two rounds instead of back-to-back RBs is somehow new thinking in fantasy? Well, do you have the balls to do what I did this year when I didn't take my first RB until the fourth round (Roderick Smith, Harding High School of Indiana)? You've probably never even heard of Martavis Bryant, Kyle Prater, or Darius White, yet not only did I draft them this year to form my future WR core, I've also started referring to them by fantasy board nicknames (Super Mart, KPrater, & DoubleDarius). Hell, guys like you are going to be the poor schmucks who are searching this board five years from now for info on some great RB you just heard of out of the middle of nowhere in Alaska, and the FBG search result box is going to come up with this very post, where I brag about nabbing Isaiah Weeks of the Monroe Catholic Rams at the 25.32/26.01 turn a full two months before he lit up Delta Junction for 193 yards/2 TDs or Ketchikan for 183 rushing yards, 55 rec yards, & 2 TDs. You'll be wondering about his durability and I'll remember a phone call I made back when you were just hearing the name "Knowshon Moreno" for the first time to the kid's doctor in Fairbanks about the sprain he suffered in his left ankle in 2008.

Let me give you a tip, IT = INFO, and there's no "expires by" date on it.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:08 AM

Sad that fools need a fake smile to make themselves feel better. Isn't a fake smile lying, you want to be lied to? Fake smiles annoy the hell out of me. And the fact that others need it from me to make themselves feel better is their problem, not mine. Now go fake smile yourself to death making other fools feel better and feel good about it. Lame. :excited: :rolleyes:


What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)
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#17 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 08:50 AM


I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.


If you made this up, you're a comic genius. If you stole it, please reveal the source.
Edit to add- thank you dwight shrute


I wish I was that good.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 08:59 AM

i love you RhymesMcJuice

So I went to the zoo today.

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#19 St. Louis Bob

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:06 AM

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.


Not only do I not show teeth when I smile, I can't show my teeth when I smile.


You should smile at people.



The End

Helluva dissertation there, Curt


I was going to discuss something that has really worked for me but a certain newlywed was being a jerk.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:07 AM

I work in a happy place and always smile at my co-workers. Coming back from lunch just a few minutes ago, got stopped by my boss and the college prez. They just wanted to know how things were going for me and if I liked it here.

I almost don't know how to handle all these happy vibes.
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#21 sihaokills

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:18 AM

Smile
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:46 AM


I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.


Not only do I not show teeth when I smile, I can't show my teeth when I smile.



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Edited by AhrnCityPahnder, 24 June 2011 - 09:46 AM.

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#23 RhymesMcJuice

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 10:17 AM

I work in a happy place and always smile at my co-workers. Coming back from lunch just a few minutes ago, got stopped by my boss and the college prez. They just wanted to know how things were going for me and if I liked it here.

I almost don't know how to handle all these happy vibes.


They're planning to kill you and serve you at the next company retreat.

Edited by RhymesMcJuice, 24 June 2011 - 10:17 AM.

He's busy - sort 'em out and let God kill 'em all.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 10:35 AM

Smile and the world smiles back at you. ;)

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:20 AM

Smile.
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:24 AM

smiling and making eye contact are things that you should avoid if you want to stay out of harms way.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:27 AM

“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.”
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:40 AM

“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.”

:wub: Keep sweet talking, big boy.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:43 AM


“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.”

:wub: Keep sweet talking, big boy.

“If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work”
If you need a yard, I'll get you three. If you need five yards, I'll get you three.

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 12:02 PM


I work in a happy place and always smile at my co-workers. Coming back from lunch just a few minutes ago, got stopped by my boss and the college prez. They just wanted to know how things were going for me and if I liked it here.

I almost don't know how to handle all these happy vibes.


They're planning to kill you and serve you at the next company retreat.

:)

(I can't stop smiling. I can't help myself anymore.)

Edited by roadkill1292, 24 June 2011 - 12:03 PM.

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