Woolly Mammoth found alive in Siberia
#1
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:06 PM
RIP Ralph (Saints-Man)I'm MOP
#2
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:09 PM
#3
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:09 PM
Thomas Jefferson
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
#4
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:12 PM
#5
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:12 PM
Bear with salmon
#6
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:12 PM
Bear with salmon
After typing several things and hitting the backspace key multiple times, I've decided it best not to comment at all.
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#7
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:12 PM
I vote bear with fish, possibly after drinking vodka.
#8
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:15 PM
How deep is the river at that crossing?
Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?
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#9
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:18 PM
It's moving pretty slow for a bear.
How deep is the river at that crossing?
Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?
I have seen this in person while fishing salmon in Alaska. He is moving at what I would consider a normal speed with that big a fish in his mouth.
Thomas Jefferson
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
#10
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:25 PM
Thomas Jefferson
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
#11
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:25 PM
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
#12
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:31 PM
Yeah, that is amazing. I saw a midget with a mullet one time but those camera phones just suck and it looked like a small child with a Halloween mask. I'm sure we'll start capturing all these images in like 30-40 years when the camera technology becomes available.Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
RIP Ralph (Saints-Man)I'm MOP
#13
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:38 PM
Yep.Bear with salmon
Oh please God wake me
#14
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:51 PM
She was smoking some of that Endor Fern.
Someone get the new kid a map of the Shart Pool
#15
Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:57 PM
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future." - JFK
"Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to relentlessly chase it, because in the process we will catch excellence." - Vince Lombardi
#16
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:02 PM
It feels like every year I complain about the same thing.
#17
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:06 PM
#18
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:06 PM
#19
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:10 PM
#20
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:18 PM
#21
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:45 PM
Not sure you can prove that in a court of law.Deceptive thread title.
RIP Ralph (Saints-Man)I'm MOP
#22
Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:54 PM
But to me security is primary, and has to come before all freedoms.
I don't think I have worked more than 45 hours in a week ever. And most of the time it is a 37 hour week.
Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage.I have been saying for some time there was no nuclear weapon program in Iran. How did I know this? Do I have a crystal ball? Do I get insider info from the CIA? No I actually look at what is happening and what people in the know are saying. It's really easy with this new fangled innerwebs thingy. I do the google.
#23
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:03 PM
Bear with salmon
X
Pretty sure it's Halibut.
#24
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:07 PM
Bear with salmon
X
Pretty sure it's Halibut.
Yeah, no.
Thomas Jefferson
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
#25
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:10 PM
#26
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:21 PM
#27
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:25 PM
Nine people here agree with you.Woolly Mammoth
RIP Ralph (Saints-Man)I'm MOP
#28
Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:29 PM
Nine people here agree with you.
Woolly Mammoth
the smart money is on the previously extinct elephant
#29
Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:17 PM
FFA Race Calendar
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. -Sir Winston Churchill
#30
Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:59 PM
RIP Ralph (Saints-Man)I'm MOP
#31
Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:26 PM
Excelsior!
#32
Posted 09 February 2012 - 12:43 AM
That's Mr. Snuffleupagus. Clear as day.
"Let's not give guys a lot of accolades on a team that has that many losses,'' Kenny Smith said. "I call it being a looter in a riot. It's easy to get great numbers with all of the chaos going on.''
#33
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:38 AM
Edited by gianmarco, 09 February 2012 - 05:39 AM.
Sorry son, but I don't have to dumb down The Sport just so noobs like you have a chance at keeping up.
I play in a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, and we just held our draft in July. For the 2013 season. You think Matt Barkley getting the start in USC is news? I drafted him after studying up on him, after he signed his letter of intent, last year. You think that maybe going with a WR in the first two rounds instead of back-to-back RBs is somehow new thinking in fantasy? Well, do you have the balls to do what I did this year when I didn't take my first RB until the fourth round (Roderick Smith, Harding High School of Indiana)? You've probably never even heard of Martavis Bryant, Kyle Prater, or Darius White, yet not only did I draft them this year to form my future WR core, I've also started referring to them by fantasy board nicknames (Super Mart, KPrater, & DoubleDarius). Hell, guys like you are going to be the poor schmucks who are searching this board five years from now for info on some great RB you just heard of out of the middle of nowhere in Alaska, and the FBG search result box is going to come up with this very post, where I brag about nabbing Isaiah Weeks of the Monroe Catholic Rams at the 25.32/26.01 turn a full two months before he lit up Delta Junction for 193 yards/2 TDs or Ketchikan for 183 rushing yards, 55 rec yards, & 2 TDs. You'll be wondering about his durability and I'll remember a phone call I made back when you were just hearing the name "Knowshon Moreno" for the first time to the kid's doctor in Fairbanks about the sprain he suffered in his left ankle in 2008.
Let me give you a tip, IT = INFO, and there's no "expires by" date on it.
#34
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:43 AM
snufalufagus
#35
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:51 AM
#36
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:53 AM
Came here to post same thing.Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
#37
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:57 AM
Came here to post same thing.
Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
f-ing haters. I am petting my Woolly Mammoth right now.
#38
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:59 AM
Demi Moore moved in with you?
Came here to post same thing.
Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
f-ing haters. I am petting my Woolly Mammoth right now.
#39
Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:01 AM
"There's an ol' Texas saying..." -GW
"Naturally, the common people don't want war...but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism as exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country.
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#40
Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:40 AM
It's moving pretty slow for a bear.
How deep is the river at that crossing?
Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?
Pretty hard to heard when your the last one.
Vote christo's wife.
#41
Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:03 AM
snufalufagus
like
#42
Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:06 AM
You see, dear. There's this amazing, irreverantly funny, smart dude that I've never met on the internet named after the Communist Party of Peru with an avatar of the gay Teletubby...
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:24 AM
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:26 AM
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:26 AM
#47
Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:27 AM
Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
2012 is, like, 1820 in Sibera years. I'm surprised they had a camera at all.
After four decades of seeing the chef squandering your valuable bacon, you either don't want to give that chef anymore of your bacon that you know he'll ruin or you want to insist that the bacon be cooked by a differnt chef.
#48
Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:09 AM
Everyone knows that hairy gay men don't eat fish.Bear with salmon
#49
Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:18 AM
I first assumed it was a hoax as it appears to be a bear carrying a fish. After more intensive study I was shocked to discover it is actually an Ursus Spelaeus (cave bear) carrying an Empetrichthys Merriami (Ash Meadows killifish). How astronomical are the odds that a previously-thought-to-be-extinct bear is caught eating a previously-thought-to-be-extinct fish? It bottles the mind.....
Ummm, bottles?
Those extinct cave bears know how to catch those extinct fish. It's science.
Edited by WhatDoIKnow, 09 February 2012 - 11:18 AM.
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#50
Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:26 AM
Top public comment sums it up:
"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."
2012 is, like, 1820 in Sibera years. I'm surprised they had a camera at all.
I wouldn't bring a phone with me on a fishing trip either. Reception probably sucks in Siberia.
Loo loo loo, Let's make some applesauce, Take off our clothes and Loo loo loo.
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