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Jamie Moyer

Started by Carver, Mar 31 2012 04:46 PM

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#1 Carver

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 04:46 PM

What are YOU capable of doing at 49yrs of age? :popcorn:

White people haven't been this terrified since NWA put out their first album.

You can actually feel them shaking in their Dockers.

Stupid drunk one time, and this guy was talking #### to my wife of the time. Grabbed an empty 1.75L bottle of Vodka and smashed him in the afro with it. Turns out the bottle was plastic. FML. I didnt fare well in that one. It was sort of like a Kimbo Slice youtube video.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 04:56 PM

I can only imagine how sore he is the next day after a game.

It's a great ongoing story!

However, once I was handed the ball and saw the opening I ran to daylight. Not because I knew what I was doing, I just loved the sunshine on my face.

so here i was, a fugitive from justice, riding in a stolen Continental with two slabs o jailbait & a serial killer.

I will tackle a female midget with a handicap if that's what it takes to win. I will steal a car from Russian Mob bosses and sleep with their wives if that's what separates me from first and second. I will yell, scream, bite, scratch, crawl, and kick to the groin in order to survive one more round. I may not be much - in fact, I'm bit TOO much in parts - but I am a survivor. I don't know how to quit and I'd rather pass a kidney boulder than lose.
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#3 NJDawgPound

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:17 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

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#4 cstu

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:37 PM

How old I am? I remember getting a card signed when he was with the Iowa Cubs.

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." — John Steinbeck

[Ayn Rand would have ratted out Anne Frank for an exit visa.]

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#5 Sea Duck

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:40 PM

Every year he looks more and more like Eddie Harris from "Major League".

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#6 Dickie Dunn

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:44 PM

As long as he and Vizquel are around, there will be an MLBer older than me. Go, Digger's son-in-law!

I wrote this ... it's gotta be true!

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#7 Wu-banger

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:24 AM

He's been playing longer than the Rockies have existed

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#8 Christo

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 06:00 AM

He needs to keep playing to feed all of those children.

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#9 Riversco

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:29 AM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.

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#10 Sea Duck

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:33 AM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.

Moyer is already older than Franco was.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:53 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

38 here also and within the last year I pulled a muscle mowing my lawn and strained a ligament while dancing (and I'm white, so you know the dancing wasn't anything fancy).

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#12 General Malaise

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:58 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

Moyer was the 4th or 5th starter on the 1989 Texas Rangers team that featured a rotation of Nolan Ryan, Charlie Hough, Kevin Brown and Bobby Witt. Texas was looking like a playoff team for much of the first half of the season and then...they traded away Sammy Sosa for a bag of fleas and the team fell apart. :kicksrock:

Can't believe Moyer is going to be starting this year. Should be the biggest story of the summer by far, but it's not.

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

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#13 General Malaise

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:59 PM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.
Moyer is already older than Franco was.

I think one has to call into question the true age of Franco. He looked over the hill on that 1989 Rangers team that Moyer was on. His true age probably had him swinging a stick at 50+.

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:00 PM

He needs to keep playing to feed all of those grandchildren.

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CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:02 PM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?

A properly executed intervention places you at a huge disadvantage. You are caught off guard, heavily outnumbered and most likely badly hungover. An intervention is a sneak attack, a very personal Pearl Harbor. You think your life is careening happily along like a brilliantly out-of-control speed boat and suddenly Japanese zeros (piloted by your friends, no less) are shrieking out of the sky to drop thousand-pound guilt bombs on your happy little ship.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team.