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#1 Carver

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 04:46 PM

What are YOU capable of doing at 49yrs of age? :popcorn:

White people haven't been this terrified since NWA put out their first album.


You can actually feel them shaking in their Dockers.



Stupid drunk one time, and this guy was talking #### to my wife of the time. Grabbed an empty 1.75L bottle of Vodka and smashed him in the afro with it. Turns out the bottle was plastic. FML. I didnt fare well in that one. It was sort of like a Kimbo Slice youtube video.




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Posted 31 March 2012 - 04:56 PM

I can only imagine how sore he is the next day after a game. It's a great ongoing story!

However, once I was handed the ball and saw the opening I ran to daylight. Not because I knew what I was doing, I just loved the sunshine on my face.


so here i was, a fugitive from justice, riding in a stolen Continental with two slabs o jailbait & a serial killer.


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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:17 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:37 PM

How old I am? I remember getting a card signed when he was with the Iowa Cubs.

at no no point in history has the outline of asses and ######s been more readily available.


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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:40 PM

Every year he looks more and more like Eddie Harris from "Major League".

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:44 PM

As long as he and Vizquel are around, there will be an MLBer older than me. Go, Digger's son-in-law!
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:24 AM

He's been playing longer than the Rockies have existed

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 06:00 AM

He needs to keep playing to feed all of those children.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:29 AM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.
I am now 28 years old and my eyesight is worsening.  At what point do I get adult supervision?

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:33 AM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.

Moyer is already older than Franco was.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:53 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

:goodposting: 38 here also and within the last year I pulled a muscle mowing my lawn and strained a ligament while dancing (and I'm white, so you know the dancing wasn't anything fancy).
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:58 PM

Jesus Christ I'm only 38 and each time I wipe my ### I'm in danger of pulling a muscle.

:lmao: Moyer was the 4th or 5th starter on the 1989 Texas Rangers team that featured a rotation of Nolan Ryan, Charlie Hough, Kevin Brown and Bobby Witt. Texas was looking like a playoff team for much of the first half of the season and then...they traded away Sammy Sosa for a bag of fleas and the team fell apart. :kicksrock: Can't believe Moyer is going to be starting this year. Should be the biggest story of the summer by far, but it's not.

I'm going to hand out bike helmets to the neighborhood kids for Halloween.  You contribute to childhood obesity in your way; I'll do it in mine.


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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:59 PM

Still needs to go one more year to tie Julio Franco at age 49, and even then Franco is more impressive as a position player / DH.

Moyer is already older than Franco was.

I think one has to call into question the true age of Franco. He looked over the hill on that 1989 Rangers team that Moyer was on. His true age probably had him swinging a stick at 50+.

I'm going to hand out bike helmets to the neighborhood kids for Halloween.  You contribute to childhood obesity in your way; I'll do it in mine.


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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:00 PM

He needs to keep playing to feed all of those grandchildren.

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I'm going to hand out bike helmets to the neighborhood kids for Halloween.  You contribute to childhood obesity in your way; I'll do it in mine.


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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:02 PM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:43 PM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?

He's already a first ballot Hall Of Famer.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:05 PM

0-1 :(

#18 Fennis

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:13 PM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?

He's already a first ballot Hall Of Famer.

I think your thinking of Randy Johnson. This guy is Jamie Moyer.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:17 PM

I got warrants older than Jamie Moyer.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:26 AM

Nice night for Jamie, 7 innings, 0 ERA and the win. :thumbup:

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:30 AM

He was on my first fantasy baseball team back in 1989. :mellow: Damn, I'm old, too.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:37 AM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?

Once he retires hire him as a greeter?
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:38 AM

I so hope he makes it to 300 wins. Talk about a compiler. What would the Hall do?

no way he makes 300 wins

Wait, you're genuninely a dentist?

 

 


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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:39 AM

Nice night for Jamie, 7 innings, 0 ERA and the win. :thumbup:

He beat the Padres. It shouldn't count.

#25 geneyus

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:17 AM

He's nearly 50. It counts.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:21 AM

GB Jamie Moyer




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