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#1 Arizona Ron

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:28 AM

TL;DR: A semi-hot asian girl that Ive known just from being around the area for about 2 years or so is asking to borrow 3 racks from me (thats $3000, guy).

Back story - I decided to go out to the bar early just go grab a beer before meeting up with my wife for dinner this past weekend and hit a spot that I frequent. I pulled up in front and parked literally in front of the bar. I walked in a saw this chick that Ive chatted with a few times; shes asian, maybe an FBG 7; if you dig asian chicks maybe hotter, like a buddy of mine who swears this girl is a 10 (hes obviously not a FBG).
Anyway, I go in and sit at the bar. She gets up from her seat and sits next to me and says, didnt I see you in a different Lexus last weekend? I said, yes, thats my other car (wife's). She says, damn, it must be nice. I order a drink, ask if she wants one on me (of course she does).

The bartender who I know pretty well says AZ, hows work going; did you hit the big score you were working on last time I saw you? I said yes, bonus topped out this year, Christmas will be nice (and laughed). About another 30 mins or so went by, just shooting the #### with the bartender and this chick. The bartender starts to get busy with other guests; the chick leans into me and says,

Chick: Can I ask you for a favor?
Me: Sure, whats up?
Chick: I hate to bother you with this but do you think you could loan me 3,000? I swear Ill pay you back next month, its just things are tight right now.
Me: I dont lend money sorry, its never worked out for me in the past.
Chick: Well, Im not other people and you were just bragging about how much money you have. I dont see the problem.
Me: Let me think about it

She gets up and goes to the bathroom a bit later; while shes gone, I say to the bartender dude, this chick just asked to borrow 3 racks from me. The bartender says, Shes good for it, shes good people man; if I had it, I would have no problem loaning it to her. The chick comes back later; the topic didnt come up again until I got ready to leave she gives me her number and asks me to reconsider and call her to let her know either way. She give me a long hug with a kiss as I'm going out the door.

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#2 Angry Beavers

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:30 AM

:no: This will not end well. How would you like it if your wife loaned 3 G to another dude that is a "7". Schtick Answer: Sure, what the heck, the bartender said she is good for it... What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:31 AM

F to the No.
 

 

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick...  result will be the same, no?

 

 

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:31 AM

Instead of 3 grand, give her 5. And let her borrow the Lexus. What could go wrong? Hey, if you know her from the bar, and the bartender said shes good people, it must be ok to trust her.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:32 AM

Ask your wife.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:33 AM

You aren't seriously asking are you? This is just a double "look at me I'm rich/look at me I get hit on by hot chicks" post right?

Like most things I don't understand I wanted to punch its face.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

No.

One red flag for me would be her line about it not being a big deal to you since you have a lot of money. That right there says she doesn't think you value the money, and won't be bothered when she doesn't pay you back.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

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#9 Arizona Ron

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

You aren't seriously asking are you? This is just a double "look at me I'm rich/look at me I get hit on by hot chicks" post right?

Let's stay on topic, guy.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

F to the No.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

You call loans to women gifts.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:35 AM

Dear Penthouse...

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:35 AM

I wonder how the chick and bartender know each other.

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#14 IvanKaramazov

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

Definitely loan her the money and update us on how it goes.

 

 


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

It's right before Christmas and I know people get short this time of year. If she asked for a few hundred, this wouldn't even be an issues - $3k makes me think she's got bigger issues.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

It depends. What is she putting up as collateral?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

You should just start the "Some asian chick robbed me" thread now.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 AM

Seems like a decent way to have an affair with an attractive asian chick.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:37 AM

Damn... I thought it was only Tuesday!
 

 

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick...  result will be the same, no?

 

 

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:37 AM

I wonder how the chick and bartender know each other.

She works as a waitress at a restaurant near this bar. I'm guessing she's just one of the regulars but never really thought of that.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:37 AM

Was her name Corlyssa by any chance?
 

 

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick...  result will be the same, no?

 

 

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:37 AM

charge her points.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:38 AM

I bet this story has a happy ending.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:38 AM

I think it's OK. Please come back and update us about your prono type experience with her next month And then the divorce proceedings the month after

If BG's have a choice between Norm and Acer, even if both are PJ's why choose Norm?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:38 AM

Uh, no.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:39 AM

Anyone smell honey?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:39 AM

Re ruv ru rong time for ree racks.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

I wouldn't even consider lending her the money.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

Assuming this is not completely made up since it seems like it is right out of the movies, it is pretty obvious it was a setup between Bartender and girl who planned it out ahead of time. The bartender bring up your bonus allowed for her to ask for the money.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

You aren't seriously asking are you? This is just a double "look at me I'm rich/look at me I get hit on by hot chicks" post right?

Let's stay on topic, guy.

It's dead on. Nothing you have ever posted indicates you are stupid enough to seriously consider doing this.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

Ask her for a a copy of her driver's license, her social security number and a current piece of mail with her name and address on it like an electricity bill. Also ask her for her blood type.

Tell her it's $3500 if she pays back next month like she says; but if it's late you're sending some people by to collect with interest.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:41 AM


I wonder how the chick and bartender know each other.

She works as a waitress at a restaurant near this bar. I'm guessing she's just one of the regulars but never really thought of that.

You should have lead with that - don't see how see can't get you back the $3,000 by the following month.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:41 AM



I wonder how the chick and bartender know each other.

She works as a waitress at a restaurant near this bar. I'm guessing she's just one of the regulars but never really thought of that.

You should have lead with that - don't see how see can't get you back the $3,000 by the following month.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:41 AM

Assuming this is not completely made up since it seems like it is right out of the movies, it is pretty obvious it was a setup between Bartender and girl who planned it out ahead of time. The bartender bring up your bonus allowed for her to ask for the money.

Stop being silly. Stuff like THAT only happens in movies. What is next, they kill him and steal his car. C'mon NR.

If BG's have a choice between Norm and Acer, even if both are PJ's why choose Norm?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:42 AM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:42 AM

I wonder how the chick and bartender know each other.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:43 AM

I wouldn't even consider lending her the money.

True. Make her work for it.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:43 AM

All I can ask is, seriously?
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:44 AM

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If BG's have a choice between Norm and Acer, even if both are PJ's why choose Norm?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:45 AM

That's a lot of Kung Pau!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:46 AM

Is she really a 3k lay?
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:46 AM

Ask the wife if this is OK first?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:47 AM

Let's see her rack.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

lol at AZ Ron talking about his big monies at the bar.. :thumbup:
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

Is she really a 3k lay?

Add in the subsequent divorce and Ron's amazing financial largesse and this could easily be a $300k lay. Don't think any chick is worth that.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

I think I've seen this movie. If you do it, you'll end up in Mexico with a kilo of coke and a duffle bag with 4 heads in it with the Federales pulling up outside the brothel you're holed up in. Go for it!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

He got racks on racks on racks on racks

 

Must be shallow roster leagues then, because he's not available in all 10 of my dynasty leagues, all of which have anywhere from 22 to 26 man rosters.

 


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:50 AM

I wouldn't feel comfortable lending her YOUR money let alone mine.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:50 AM

When she kissed you, did it move?

 

Must be shallow roster leagues then, because he's not available in all 10 of my dynasty leagues, all of which have anywhere from 22 to 26 man rosters.

 


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:51 AM

Is she really a 3k lay?

Add in the subsequent divorce and Ron's amazing financial largesse and this could easily be a $300k lay. Don't think any chick is worth that.

You need to check your notebook here.