offdee scale: official rating headquarters
#1
Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:53 AM
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10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8c.jpg
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg
5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5c.png
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg
3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg
2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg
1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg
#2
Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:57 AM
Your mom is my sigil
#3
Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:59 AM
It's on on-going study. I'll allow it. /gavelThere's already a thread for this and we've let it die.
#4
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:02 AM
#6
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:04 AM
#8
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:07 AM
#9
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:09 AM
Based on the information provided, 7 imo
#10
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:09 AM
I'm pretty horny most of the time
#11
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:11 AM
Does it matter? We get to look at and rate chicks.Didn't we already do this?
#12
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:14 AM
Based on the information provided, 7 imo
A little more info...
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/1/1/1162a_ORIG-jamie_eason_13.jpg
Edited by Da Guru, 18 January 2013 - 10:15 AM.
#13
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:27 AM
Goodness.
#14
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:31 AM
#15
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:32 AM
Personally I don't think you have a "3". The "3" you have is horrifyingly ugly.
No, 1 and 2 are "horrifyingly ugly"...I seriously wouldnt even shake 2's hand if I was introduced to her at work.
Edited by derek245583, 18 January 2013 - 10:32 AM.
#16
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:33 AM
#18
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:35 AM
Based on the information provided, 7 imo
A little more info...
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/1/1/1162a_ORIG-jamie_eason_13.jpg
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
#20
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:38 AM
Also not sure i'd agree with 8.
Edited by rascal, 18 January 2013 - 10:41 AM.
#21
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:39 AM
#22
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:40 AM
By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.
Post her pic and you can let her know.
#24
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:42 AM
Good news baby, they all agreed you're a 9.5.By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.
#25
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:43 AM
#26
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:44 AM
That's not a ranking.
Katy Perry.
Not a fair pic due to it being a celebrity we all know.
It's the same person as this:
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/katy-perry/cfda-vogue-fashion-fund-event-in-los-angeles/Katy%20Perry%20cleavage-05-560x820.jpg
#27
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:45 AM
#28
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:49 AM
Six should be put to 5, 5 should be put to 4. One and two should be put down by a vet.
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#29
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:52 AM
Does it matter? We get to look at and rate chicks.
Didn't we already do this?
SRSLY!
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#30
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:59 AM
Understood...after nailing that all night, I was asking you to rank the woman I would wake up to the next morning.
That's not a ranking.
Katy Perry.
Not a fair pic due to it being a celebrity we all know.
It's the same person as this:
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/katy-perry/cfda-vogue-fashion-fund-event-in-los-angeles/Katy%20Perry%20cleavage-05-560x820.jpg
#32
Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:50 AM
#33
Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:57 AM
NOPE. Sexy pic, no doubt, but she's still a 7 in both pics. Cute, with some good to great features, but no 8+ with that face.
Based on the information provided, 7 imo
A little more info...
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/1/1/1162a_ORIG-jamie_eason_13.jpg
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
#34
Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:04 PM
Please see my sig
You need to update your pic GB.
#35
Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:15 PM
http://www.ksdk.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/121228025548_mccarron-4_3_r560.jpg
8.5
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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
#36
Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:50 PM
From recent events....AJ McCarron's girlfriend:
http://www.ksdk.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/121228025548_mccarron-4_3_r560.jpg
8.5
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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
That's what I had her at in the Musburger thread
I got her to look in my eyes and she stopped crying
#38
Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:57 PM
From recent events....AJ McCarron's girlfriend:
http://www.ksdk.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/121228025548_mccarron-4_3_r560.jpg
8.5
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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
That's what I had her at in the Musburger thread
Science.
#39
Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:59 PM
Six should be put to 5, 5 should be put to 4. One and two should be put down by a vet.I find 8 more attractive than 9, but it's all subjective.
I also like 8 better than 9.
#40
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:01 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=ashley+argota+hot&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CLb5UKbNGcW40QG5y4CoCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=416#i=0
Basing it off of these pic...
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ashley+argota&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&tbnid=IwA8G01tJu11mM:&imgrefurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/2010/09/05/ashley-argota-extends-her-contest/&docid=gXemS6uMNQ64vM&imgurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ashley-Argota-Contest.jpg&w=400&h=600&ei=crf5UIeZK-yl2AWK64CACw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=226&sig=115943454043296224893&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=94&start=0&ndsp=81&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:165&tx=44&ty=78
http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ashley-Argota6.jpg
6.5
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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
#41
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:28 PM
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg
7.5
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8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
#42
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:33 PM
By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.
Post her pic and you can let her know.
I don't think that will help my situation.
#43
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:36 PM
Major drop from 6 to 5. 7 equal or better than 8 imo. Based on this scale I married a 7.
Yeah...big drop from 7-6, then from 6-5.
#44
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:37 PM
#45
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:42 PM
Please see my sig
You need to update your pic GB.
I'm not sure when or why you changed the scale. But your new five is a four. Her hair alone brings her down from a five to a four.
However, You're the boss on these matters so I concede
#46
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:42 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=ashley+argota+hot&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CLb5UKbNGcW40QG5y4CoCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=416#i=0
Basing it off of these pic...
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ashley+argota&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&tbnid=IwA8G01tJu11mM:&imgrefurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/2010/09/05/ashley-argota-extends-her-contest/&docid=gXemS6uMNQ64vM&imgurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ashley-Argota-Contest.jpg&w=400&h=600&ei=crf5UIeZK-yl2AWK64CACw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=226&sig=115943454043296224893&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=94&start=0&ndsp=81&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:165&tx=44&ty=78
http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ashley-Argota6.jpg
6.5
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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
I say solid 8 .. really good day/night ... 8.5.
Lovely flip- wich.
#47
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:44 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=ashley+argota+hot&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CLb5UKbNGcW40QG5y4CoCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=416#i=0
Basing it off of these pic...
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ashley+argota&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&tbnid=IwA8G01tJu11mM:&imgrefurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/2010/09/05/ashley-argota-extends-her-contest/&docid=gXemS6uMNQ64vM&imgurl=http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ashley-Argota-Contest.jpg&w=400&h=600&ei=crf5UIeZK-yl2AWK64CACw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=226&sig=115943454043296224893&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=94&start=0&ndsp=81&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:165&tx=44&ty=78
http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ashley-Argota6.jpg
6.5
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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
I say solid 8 .. really good day/night ... 8.5.
Lovely flip- wich.
Disagree. Wide nose and partial cross-eyes aren't good.
7 would be max. 8 and above is "hot/sexy" territory which she is not.
Edited by offdee, 18 January 2013 - 01:45 PM.
#49
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:56 PM
#50
Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:57 PM
5.5 (wouldn't fault a 6)
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6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
Edited by offdee, 18 January 2013 - 01:58 PM.
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