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#1 offdee

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:53 AM

Post a pic and it will get an official rating.


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10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png


9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg


8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS8c.jpg


7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS7.jpg


6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS6.jpg


5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS5c.png


4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)
http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS4c.jpg


3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)
http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS3.jpg


2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)
http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS2.jpg


1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)
http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS1.jpg
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#2 Idiot Boxer

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:57 AM

There's already a thread for this and we've let it die.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:59 AM

There's already a thread for this and we've let it die.

It's on on-going study. I'll allow it. /gavel

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:02 AM

Major drop from 6 to 5. 7 equal or better than 8 imo. Based on this scale I married a 7. :hey:
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:03 AM

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:04 AM

Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

Edited by Da Guru, 18 January 2013 - 10:04 AM.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:05 AM

My link

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:07 AM

Absolutely hilarious. Nice job Offdee.

#9 Arizona Ron

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:09 AM

Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

Based on the information provided, 7 imo

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:09 AM

Didn't we already do this?

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:11 AM

Didn't we already do this?

Does it matter? We get to look at and rate chicks. :shrug:

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#12 Da Guru

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:14 AM

Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

Based on the information provided, 7 imo

A little more info... http://images.t-nati...ie_eason_13.jpg

Edited by Da Guru, 18 January 2013 - 10:15 AM.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:27 AM

Your 10 is like a 12. Goodness.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:31 AM

Personally I don't think you have a "3". The "3" you have is horrifyingly ugly.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:32 AM

Personally I don't think you have a "3". The "3" you have is horrifyingly ugly.

No, 1 and 2 are "horrifyingly ugly"...I seriously wouldnt even shake 2's hand if I was introduced to her at work.

Edited by derek245583, 18 January 2013 - 10:32 AM.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:33 AM

Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

She gets extra points for the butt. Love the butt.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:34 AM

Rate

That's a footlong.....and then some.
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#18 offdee

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:35 AM



Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

Based on the information provided, 7 imo

A little more info...


http://images.t-nati...ie_eason_13.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
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#19 offdee

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:35 AM

My link

Katy Perry.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:38 AM

The drop between 7 and 6 is way to much. As is 6 to 5.Also not sure i'd agree with 8.

Edited by rascal, 18 January 2013 - 10:41 AM.


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:39 AM

By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:40 AM

By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.

Post her pic and you can let her know.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:41 AM

My link

Katy Perry.

That's not a ranking.

Listen man I frequently don't turn in the assignments. It's not that I'm dumb, I just do the minimum to get by.


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:42 AM

By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.

Good news baby, they all agreed you're a 9.5.

Listen man I frequently don't turn in the assignments. It's not that I'm dumb, I just do the minimum to get by.


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:43 AM

So all these women are scientists? ?

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:44 AM

My link

Katy Perry.

That's not a ranking.

Not a fair pic due to it being a celebrity we all know. It's the same person as this: http://www.gotceleb....-05-560x820.jpg
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

Six should be put to 5, 5 should be put to 4. One and two should be put down by a vet.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:49 AM

Six should be put to 5, 5 should be put to 4. One and two should be put down by a vet.

:lmao: I find 8 more attractive than 9, but it's all subjective.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:52 AM

Didn't we already do this?

Does it matter? We get to look at and rate chicks. :shrug:

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:59 AM

My link

Katy Perry.

That's not a ranking.

Not a fair pic due to it being a celebrity we all know. It's the same person as this: http://www.gotceleb....-05-560x820.jpg

Understood...after nailing that all night, I was asking you to rank the woman I would wake up to the next morning.

Listen man I frequently don't turn in the assignments. It's not that I'm dumb, I just do the minimum to get by.


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:49 AM

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:50 AM

Bump...I'm too lazy to find a picture.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:57 AM




Rate http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=34234051

Based on the information provided, 7 imo

A little more info...


http://images.t-nati...ie_eason_13.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

NOPE. Sexy pic, no doubt, but she's still a 7 in both pics. Cute, with some good to great features, but no 8+ with that face.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:04 PM

Please see my sig

You need to update your pic GB.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:15 PM

From recent events....AJ McCarron's girlfriend:

http://www.ksdk.com/...on-4_3_r560.jpg


8.5

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:50 PM

From recent events....AJ McCarron's girlfriend:

http://www.ksdk.com/...on-4_3_r560.jpg


8.5

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

That's what I had her at in the Musburger thread

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:54 PM

http://www.google.co...320&bih=416#i=0

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:57 PM


From recent events....AJ McCarron's girlfriend:

http://www.ksdk.com/...on-4_3_r560.jpg


8.5

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

That's what I had her at in the Musburger thread

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:59 PM

Six should be put to 5, 5 should be put to 4. One and two should be put down by a vet.

:lmao: I find 8 more attractive than 9, but it's all subjective.

I also like 8 better than 9.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:01 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=ashley+argota+hot&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CLb5UKbNGcW40QG5y4CoCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=416#i=0

Basing it off of these pic...

http://www.google.co...165&tx=44&ty=78

http://www.nickutopi...ley-Argota6.jpg


6.5

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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
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#41 offdee

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:28 PM

Shuke's obsession...

http://i280.photobuc... Scale/TOS8.jpg


7.5

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8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
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#42 Vike Me

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:33 PM

By the way, made mention of this "scale" to my wife talking about the Lena Dunham trainwreck. Big mistake, should have known the inevitable question she would ask.

Post her pic and you can let her know.

I don't think that will help my situation.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:36 PM

Major drop from 6 to 5. 7 equal or better than 8 imo. Based on this scale I married a 7. :hey:

Yeah...big drop from 7-6, then from 6-5.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:37 PM

Plastic surgery, including fake ####, is 2 points off minimum

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:42 PM

Please see my sig

You need to update your pic GB.

I'm not sure when or why you changed the scale. But your new five is a four. Her hair alone brings her down from a five to a four. However, You're the boss on these matters so I concede

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:42 PM


http://www.google.co...320&bih=416#i=0

Basing it off of these pic...

http://www.google.co...165&tx=44&ty=78

http://www.nickutopi...ley-Argota6.jpg


6.5

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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

I say solid 8 .. really good day/night ... 8.5.

Lovely flip- wich.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:44 PM



http://www.google.co...320&bih=416#i=0

Basing it off of these pic...

http://www.google.co...165&tx=44&ty=78

http://www.nickutopi...ley-Argota6.jpg


6.5

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7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

I say solid 8 .. really good day/night ... 8.5.

Lovely flip- wich.

Disagree. Wide nose and partial cross-eyes aren't good.

7 would be max. 8 and above is "hot/sexy" territory which she is not.

Edited by offdee, 18 January 2013 - 01:45 PM.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:51 PM

My link

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:56 PM

I've got to ask, is #2 actually real or is that photoshopped?
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

My link

5.5 (wouldn't fault a 6)

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6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

Edited by offdee, 18 January 2013 - 01:58 PM.

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