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#1 Limp Ditka

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:00 AM

Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned. Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm. According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery. Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy." He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2JUFhl2y2
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:03 AM

Limp Ditka witha Ron Jeremy update... nice.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:04 AM

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:06 AM

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:07 AM

Always had interesting advice. Last saw him on Showtimes "Dave's Old Porn".
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#6 Two Deep

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:07 AM

Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.

Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm his 9 inch penis was crushing his chest..
According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."

He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2JUFhl2y2


Edited by Two Deep, 30 January 2013 - 11:08 AM.


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:13 AM

who?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:14 AM

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#9 Limp Ditka

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:14 AM

This Two Deep guy really brings the funny, doesn't he?
I find your belief system.........fascinating.

but there are people in life, people you know in your own personal life Joe that just always seem to have a cloud over them. I try to distance myself form those folks as much as possible and I bet you do to.


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:15 AM

:useless:

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:15 AM

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:16 AM

If he passes before the end of the day I'm having sex with my girlfriend at half mast.

#13 Brony

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:16 AM

My link

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that's more like it. :lmao:

#14 Limp Ditka

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:17 AM

My link

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that's more like it. :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao:
I find your belief system.........fascinating.

but there are people in life, people you know in your own personal life Joe that just always seem to have a cloud over them. I try to distance myself form those folks as much as possible and I bet you do to.


Clearly, I am the not-bright one.


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:20 AM

If he dies, flying the flags at half mast will never be more appropriate.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:22 AM

If he dies, flying the flags at half mast will never be more appropriate.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:34 AM

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together

Wow, he has come a long way.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:35 AM

I hope the surgery isn't too hard on him.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:37 AM

Not surprised. I have a pron from a couple years ago, Bus Stop Girls #2, where he has 1 scene and it looked like he couldnt get it up, he had a death grip on it the entire scene. His days were numbered.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:39 AM

I'm sure this story will have a happy ending.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:39 AM

"Do you miss the Golden Age of Porn?"

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:41 AM

*sniff sniff*

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:41 AM

"A Christmas Orgy."

Jeeez: that's no way to celebrate the holeydays. :unsure: :shrug:

Edited by EYLive, 30 January 2013 - 11:44 AM.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:42 AM


Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."

He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:44 AM

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis ... was transferred to the ICU

ICU? At 9 inches, I C him from across the street.



Alright, I'll stop.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:14 PM

pickles should go back to the old avatar until he gets through this thing

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:17 PM

It also appears that he is an organ donor.

:applause:
I find your belief system.........fascinating.

but there are people in life, people you know in your own personal life Joe that just always seem to have a cloud over them. I try to distance myself form those folks as much as possible and I bet you do to.


Clearly, I am the not-bright one.


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:18 PM

They should erect a statue in his memory
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:21 PM

Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

How do you think he got the aneurysm?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:22 PM

He never needed a remote to change the channel, Giggity giggity
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:25 PM

It's a ruse to hide that they are filming a new Candy Stripers movie.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:29 PM

Ron Jeremy has a big penis.

 

Must be shallow roster leagues then, because he's not available in all 10 of my dynasty leagues, all of which have anywhere from 22 to 26 man rosters.

 


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:43 PM

I swear to god I've read this several times today as "Ron Jeremy In Criterion Collection" and that the original poster was having an aneurism because it was such a travishamockery.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:01 PM

I've just heard that the hospital has asked the hedgehog blood bank to send them everything they've got.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:08 PM

I've just heard that the hospital has asked the hedgehog blood bank to send them everything they've got.

He's here all week, try the veal!

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:12 PM

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together

Wow, he has come a long way.

You have him and Peter North mixed up.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:55 PM

He could have died in the time it took the nurses to shave his chest.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

this story is hard to swallow..
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:23 PM

If it gets close to the end I hope they bring in Ginger Lynn so he can come and go at the same time. OHHHWW!!!

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:37 PM

wiki notes:Outside the adult film industry, Jeremy worked as a "special consultant" for the 1986 film 9½ Weeks. He also served as a consultant on the 1997 film Boogie Nights—which chronicled the emergence of the fictional porn star Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg, loosely based on the life of porn star and former co-worker of Jeremy's, John Holmes)— and the movie The Chase, in which he has a small cameo as a news cameraman. He also appeared in the 1999 film The Boondock Saints, played a male strip-club announcer in Detroit Rock City, and had a cameo in the film Killing Zoe and in the porn spoof, Orgazmo.Jeremy had his nickname "The Hedgehog" bestowed upon him by Bill Margold after an incident on the set of Olympic Fever, shot in 1979. Jeremy flew in from New York to shoot the movie, dressed in a T-shirt and shorts, expecting warm weather. During his motorcycle ride to the set, located near Lake Arrowhead in the California mountains, the weather deteriorated to blizzard conditions, which chilled him to the point of hypothermia. Upon arriving at the set, Jeremy was immediately whisked away to warm up in a hot shower. When he finished, his skin had taken on a pink hue from the temperature extremes, and the hairs on his body were standing on end. Margold's comment upon seeing Jeremy after the shower was, "You are a hedgehog, my friend. A walking, talking hedgehog." Contrary to popular belief, the nickname had nothing to do with Jeremy's weight gain, as he was quite physically fit at the time.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:37 PM

The countdown has started.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:38 PM

The countdown has started.

So impressive.

 

 

Horrible schtick.

 

This is no schtick, this is my life.   :(

 


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:41 PM

Also appeared in "Ghostbusters"

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 03:16 PM

Also appeared in "Ghostbusters"

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:04 PM

I hope he pulls out of it.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:24 PM

Hope they cut a hole in the top of his coffin before laying him to rest for good.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:59 PM

yeah.. at least his gravesite will have something to hang flowers on..
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:03 PM

One of the first porn flicks I ever saw was Jeremy blowing himself...and then screwing a blowup doll.

some guys have all the luck

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:07 PM

He'll be out of the hospital soon one way or another due to rising healthcare costs.
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