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Couple Helpful Ideas for Parents of Newborn/Toddlers (1 Viewer)

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Just figured I'd share a couple things I found helpful recently:

Baby swing- I'm talking about those swings that take 4 D batteries and swing back & forth, usually with a mobile & music/sounds. For a while our newborn would ONLY sleep in his lamb swing. He would swing away for hours at a time. We were going through a ton of batteries and they're not cheap. So I removed the batteries and took an old 5 volt cell phone charger, cut the connector off, separated, stripped, and tinned the wires, then soldered the wires to the battery terminals. Now I can just plug the swing into the wall outlet, no mote batteries, works like a charm!

It also occurred to me yesterday that since my wife and I both have iphones with face time that we could use them as a makeshift monitor when needed. Simply make a face time call to each other and focus one of the phones on the kid(s). The other phone is now a monitor.

 
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Instead of a crib we used a large upside down laundry basket and some free weights. With the savings I was able to get some booze, blow and some weed. Win-Win.

 
Our second is arriving on Wednesday. I'm solving my newborn issues by Having my mother in law move in for a couple weeks.

 
Just figured I'd share a couple things I found helpful recently:

Baby swing- I'm talking about those swings that take 4 D batteries and swing back & forth, usually with a mobile & music/sounds. For a while our newborn would ONLY sleep in his lamb swing. He would swing away for hours at a time. We were going through a ton of batteries and they're not cheap. So I removed the batteries and took an old 5 volt cell phone charger, cut the connector off, separated, stripped, and tinned the wires, then soldered the wires to the battery terminals. Now I can just plug the swing into the wall outlet, no mote batteries, works like a charm!

It also occurred to me yesterday that since my wife and I both have iphones with face time that we could use them as a makeshift monitor when needed. Simply make a face time call to each other and focus one of the phones on the kid(s). The other phone is now a monitor.
Make sure you put your phone on mute, so the baby can't hear everything. My neighbor does this and she couldn't understand why her son would always wake up....never put her phone on mute. :no:

 
Three bungee cords and a old bike tire and you got a brand new jolly jumper. HTH
I actually mounted an eyebolt to the ceiling of the playroom (into a joist) and hang the jumper from the eyebolt. Much more room than a doorway. Also built a platform swing that hangs from 2 separate eyebolts so he can sit and mom (or dad) can swing with him. Also great for standing/balancing excersises, holding his hands of course.

 
Just figured I'd share a couple things I found helpful recently:

Baby swing- I'm talking about those swings that take 4 D batteries and swing back & forth, usually with a mobile & music/sounds. For a while our newborn would ONLY sleep in his lamb swing. He would swing away for hours at a time. We were going through a ton of batteries and they're not cheap. So I removed the batteries and took an old 5 volt cell phone charger, cut the connector off, separated, stripped, and tinned the wires, then soldered the wires to the battery terminals. Now I can just plug the swing into the wall outlet, no mote batteries, works like a charm!

It also occurred to me yesterday that since my wife and I both have iphones with face time that we could use them as a makeshift monitor when needed. Simply make a face time call to each other and focus one of the phones on the kid(s). The other phone is now a monitor.
Make sure you put your phone on mute, so the baby can't hear everything. My neighbor does this and she couldn't understand why her son would always wake up....never put her phone on mute. :no:
My son's first words were, "Can we try it tonight?"

 
I never understood why they said that pregnant women can't change kitty litter. I watched my wife do it through both pregnancies and she never had a problem doing it.

:shrug:

 
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Three bungee cords and a old bike tire and you got a brand new jolly jumper. HTH
I actually mounted an eyebolt to the ceiling of the playroom (into a joist) and hang the jumper from the eyebolt. Much more room than a doorway. Also built a platform swing that hangs from 2 separate eyebolts so he can sit and mom (or dad) can swing with him. Also great for standing/balancing excersises, holding his hands of course.
And can be converted later when little johnny outgrows the jumper:

http://www.healthyandactive.com/love-swing.html

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.

I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorry

There is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorryThere is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind
Listen, in all seriousness, you have to realize that what happened to you was the exception, not the rule.

You say you're not schtick, so I'm taling you at face value. Until you come to terms with what happened to you, it'll be tough for you to have a solid relationship. It sucked, but it's over. Move on.

You say you got a new chick in your life. Don't carry your previous baggage into this relationship or you'll ruin it, and every other relationship you true to have.

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorryThere is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind
Listen, in all seriousness, you have to realize that what happened to you was the exception, not the rule.You say you're not schtick, so I'm taling you at face value. Until you come to terms with what happened to you, it'll be tough for you to have a solid relationship. It sucked, but it's over. Move on.

You say you got a new chick in your life. Don't carry your previous baggage into this relationship or you'll ruin it, and every other relationship you true to have.
Im not carrying any baggage about it. I am happy about how everything turned out. Even before marriage I felt every man should get a paternity test unless the child looked like his clone.

I just understand human nature and the terrible things people are capable of. Despite all my faults ive always treated people well and never betrayed anyone. When you are not a perpetrator you become a target of people with poor character. Its always good to watch your own back

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorryThere is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind
Listen, in all seriousness, you have to realize that what happened to you was the exception, not the rule.You say you're not schtick, so I'm taling you at face value. Until you come to terms with what happened to you, it'll be tough for you to have a solid relationship. It sucked, but it's over. Move on.

You say you got a new chick in your life. Don't carry your previous baggage into this relationship or you'll ruin it, and every other relationship you true to have.
Im not carrying any baggage about it. I am happy about how everything turned out. Even before marriage I felt every man should get a paternity test unless the child looked like his clone.I just understand human nature and the terrible things people are capable of. Despite all my faults ive always treated people well and never betrayed anyone. When you are not a perpetrator you become a target of people with poor character. Its always good to watch your own back
Can you see yourself marrying this woman?

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorryThere is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind
Listen, in all seriousness, you have to realize that what happened to you was the exception, not the rule.You say you're not schtick, so I'm taling you at face value. Until you come to terms with what happened to you, it'll be tough for you to have a solid relationship. It sucked, but it's over. Move on.

You say you got a new chick in your life. Don't carry your previous baggage into this relationship or you'll ruin it, and every other relationship you true to have.
Im not carrying any baggage about it. I am happy about how everything turned out. Even before marriage I felt every man should get a paternity test unless the child looked like his clone.I just understand human nature and the terrible things people are capable of. Despite all my faults ive always treated people well and never betrayed anyone. When you are not a perpetrator you become a target of people with poor character. Its always good to watch your own back
Can you see yourself marrying this woman?
My current girl? Overwhelmingly yes, except for one issue which im trying to help her resolve

 
stop responding to him people and maybe he will go away
No I wont. You will never win. I will leave on my terms only. I have a lot of power of you and the others of your ilk. Your infatuation with me is bizarre and unhealthy and I will spite you as much as I please

 
Best advice for a man with a newborn

Get a DNA test
Every man with a newborn?
Yes. Always better to be safe than sorry
EVERY man? Even the happily married, stable, sane men?
Yes. Either the baby is yours or you find out the truth. Its a win/winEvery man deserves to know the truth
Or...now stay with me here...you can choose to trust the person that you have vowed to give your life and undieing love to.I know that others have told you to seek help, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to tell you that I find you sad.
Unless you experienced what I did it would be difficult to understand. Only thing I find sad is how people screw eachother over these days thats why it is better safe than sorryThere is no downside to ensuring your paternity. You cant put a price on peace of mind
Listen, in all seriousness, you have to realize that what happened to you was the exception, not the rule.You say you're not schtick, so I'm taling you at face value. Until you come to terms with what happened to you, it'll be tough for you to have a solid relationship. It sucked, but it's over. Move on.

You say you got a new chick in your life. Don't carry your previous baggage into this relationship or you'll ruin it, and every other relationship you true to have.
Im not carrying any baggage about it. I am happy about how everything turned out. Even before marriage I felt every man should get a paternity test unless the child looked like his clone.I just understand human nature and the terrible things people are capable of. Despite all my faults ive always treated people well and never betrayed anyone. When you are not a perpetrator you become a target of people with poor character. Its always good to watch your own back
Can you see yourself marrying this woman?
My current girl? Overwhelmingly yes, except for one issue which im trying to help her resolve
Let's fast-forward: She gets over whatever it is and you get married. Then one day, your darling wife comes out of the bathroom With a positive test and says, "We're gonna have a baby!"

You're going to ask for a paternity test?

 
Doesn't this guy have a thread already about all this crap? I thought I'd get some tips about taking care of my toddler in here.

 
My number one piece of advice is to not have any of them. Failing that, be cusre that you always have extra clothes around in case your 4 year old barfs and poops his pants at the same time in a store.

 
Clowncausedchaos

Yes I will. My feelings may change one day but before we were to plan for a child I will express my feelings and that it is nothing personal against her but I need assurance of something that important

 
Doesn't this guy have a thread already about all this crap? I thought I'd get some tips about taking care of my toddler in here.
Yeah I do but clowncausedchaos decided to make this thread about me as some on here frequently do

 
Clowncausedchaos

Yes I will. My feelings may change one day but before we were to plan for a child I will express my feelings and that it is nothing personal against her but I need assurance of something that important
Let us know how that goes.

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.

Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.

Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine
man, i totally agree. But Buy Buy Baby has done an amazing job brainwashing these emotionally fragile moms that if they don't have the perfect ####### breast pump that their child will be ruined.

And man you don't want to pick battles with preggo chicks... I'm losing

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine
man, i totally agree. But Buy Buy Baby has done an amazing job brainwashing these emotionally fragile moms that if they don't have the perfect ####### breast pump that their child will be ruined.

And man you don't want to pick battles with preggo chicks... I'm losing
You are trying to make a woman happy. Its going to take every cent you can find and an entire lifetime of work til you die with likely very little results

 
Hey, look - another thread Dip Sheet Personality made about him.
I posted a helpful idea.Clowncausedchaos asked me a question and directed the thread to be about me

Now im talking to dentist about his baby

Now you are directing it towards me as well

You are stupid

 
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Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine
man, i totally agree. But Buy Buy Baby has done an amazing job brainwashing these emotionally fragile moms that if they don't have the perfect ####### breast pump that their child will be ruined.

And man you don't want to pick battles with preggo chicks... I'm losing
You are trying to make a woman happy. Its going to take every cent you can find and an entire lifetime of work til you die with likely very little results
ehh... don't worry about my finances too much bro, very few people in the world save a higher percentage of their income towards retirement than I do.

but if you wanted to just say www.nomarriage.com I couldn't disagree entirely even in the face of my very hypocrisy.

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
Preach it brother. I've got about two weeks to go and it seems every other day there is a new bunch of crap for the kid/mom... this has been going on for the last 3 months.

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
Preach it brother. I've got about two weeks to go and it seems every other day there is a new bunch of crap for the kid/mom... this has been going on for the last 3 months.
:fistbump:

if BOAT stands for break out another thousand

then KID should stand for Krazy Insane Dollars

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.

Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine
man, i totally agree. But Buy Buy Baby has done an amazing job brainwashing these emotionally fragile moms that if they don't have the perfect ####### breast pump that their child will be ruined.

And man you don't want to pick battles with preggo chicks... I'm losing
I started the baby registry yesterday. I'm ready for a panic attack.

 
Man... my boy is about 30-40 days away and I don't understand how Jesus got along fine with some straw and a cheap manger, but I've got to shell out THOUSANDS for all the latest ####... anti-sids bed, battery powered swings, travel systems, pack and plays.... it's all a huge scam.

I don't know how poor people do it because this kid has cost me THOUSANDS and hasn't even taken one dump yet.
You dont NEED any of that stuff. You could even deliver the baby yourself for free. Its all luxeries.

Remote tribes raise children with nothing just fine
man, i totally agree. But Buy Buy Baby has done an amazing job brainwashing these emotionally fragile moms that if they don't have the perfect ####### breast pump that their child will be ruined.

And man you don't want to pick battles with preggo chicks... I'm losing
I started the baby registry yesterday. I'm ready for a panic attack.
there should be an ffa support group for this

 
If a man feels a need to get a paternity test, he should be able to get one without being shamed, especially by men. JMHO.

 

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