There was a non-stop
rumor - which I choose to believe is true - that was going around in 2001. It involved Melissa's ummmm.... "interest" in lacrosse players (insert Duke joke here) when she attended the University of Virginia. Anyway,
***rumor has it*** that she had a boyfriend at another school, and she wanted to stay true to him, but she SOOOO loved lacrosse players. What to do.... what to do?
She decided, staying true to her boyfriend, to take on the lacrosse team, one-by-one, ummm..... errrrr..... in the
Brokeback hole. Do a search of the rec.sport.football.fantasy newsgroup from about 2001 using her name. You'll see the discussion.