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Wingnut
I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material?? Theres NO WAY anyone that meets her doesnt notice it. Can something like that be removed, or at least toned down a bit??? And why doesnt she trim the hair on it??? Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?

It looked alot like THIS, but on her arm. If your woman had a mole of this magnitude, would you make her trim it or cover it? Would it bother you?? Would it be a deal breaker?? It kinda freaked me out, but then I thought she might have self esteem issues because of it, and kind of felt sorry for her. Plus, I bet she shags like a mynx.
Tiger Fan
She prolly has low self esteem b/c of it, making it easy to get into the hairy hole in her pants
proninja
I don't see a problem with this.

She doesn't pluck it or anything though? Weird.
redman
Does it have a long, single strand of hair growing out of it?
Wingnut
QUOTE (Tiger Fan @ Nov 10 2006, 12:13 AM) *
She prolly has low self esteem b/c of it, making it easy to get into the hairy hole in her pants

This is what I was thinking. GDB not being single sometimes.

QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:14 AM) *
Does it have a long, single strand of hair growing out of it?

It looked alot like THIS, with a little more hair...longer hair.
fred_1_15301
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:11 AM) *
I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material?? Theres NO WAY anyone that meets her doesnt notice it. Can something like that be removed, or at least toned down a bit??? And why doesnt she trim the hair on it??? Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?

It looked alot like THIS, but on her arm. If your woman had a mole of this magnitude, would you make her trim it or cover it? Would it bother you?? Would it be a deal breaker?? It kinda freaked me out, but then I thought she might have self esteem issues because of it, and kind of felt sorry for her. Plus, I bet she shags like a mynx.


You pay your cell phone bill in the store? confused1.gif
Wyldfox
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:11 AM) *
I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material?? Theres NO WAY anyone that meets her doesnt notice it. Can something like that be removed, or at least toned down a bit??? And why doesnt she trim the hair on it??? Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?

It looked alot like THIS, but on her arm. If your woman had a mole of this magnitude, would you make her trim it or cover it? Would it bother you?? Would it be a deal breaker?? It kinda freaked me out, but then I thought she might have self esteem issues because of it, and kind of felt sorry for her. Plus, I bet she shags like a mynx.


It's a mole. It's not a third eye or a penis growing from her chin. Why can't you see beyond it?

I actually knew a guy that had a mole just like the one in the pic on his back. Very hard not to focus on, and I'm not sure why, because it had nothing to do with who he was. It was about as round as a soda can, and was a bed of fur.
Vintage_Football
i mean,...if you think you really like her,...it shouldn't matter how incredibly gross it is bs.gif
Borat
QUOTE (Tiger Fan @ Nov 10 2006, 12:13 AM) *
She prolly has low self esteem b/c of it, making it easy to get into the hairy hole in her pants


pigskinp.gif

Kiss the mole, and she'll probably let you hit the hole.
Wingnut
QUOTE (fred_1_15301 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:17 AM) *
You pay your cell phone bill in the store? confused1.gif

Sometimes. Its in the same shopping plaza as Curcuit City, so I figured Id drop off a payment. Plus, theres a hot chick without a huge arm mole working there, although she wasnt there today.
redman
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:16 AM) *
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:14 AM) *

Does it have a long, single strand of hair growing out of it?

It looked alot like THIS, with a little more hair...longer hair.


Just how much hair we talkin' here?
TLEF316
thats pretty gross, but not a deal breaker in any way. As far as a one night stand goes, consider the alternative. Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.

Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.
fred_1_15301
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:19 AM) *
QUOTE (fred_1_15301 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:17 AM) *

You pay your cell phone bill in the store? confused1.gif

Sometimes. Its in the same shopping plaza as Curcuit City, so I figured Id drop off a payment. Plus, theres a hot chick without a huge arm mole working there, although she wasnt there today.



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Vintage_Football
damn,...i didn't read where you said 'longer' and 'more' when you mentioned the hair on her mole,.....holy moley!
Wyldfox
Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif
Wingnut
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 10 2006, 12:17 AM) *
It's a mole. It's not a third eye or a penis growing from her chin. Why can't you see beyond it?

I actually knew a guy that had a mole just like the one in the pic on his back. Very hard not to focus on, and I'm not sure why, because it had nothing to do with who he was. It was about as round as a soda can, and was a bed of fur.

I can see beyond it, it just freaked me out a little
Vintage_Football
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 9 2006, 11:22 PM) *
Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif

OMFG i hate you! i clicked that thing!!
Wyldfox
QUOTE (Vintage_Football @ Nov 10 2006, 12:23 AM) *
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 9 2006, 11:22 PM) *

Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif

OMFG i hate you! i clicked that thing!!


Think of it as a scat pic. mellow.gif
Clayton Gray
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 9 2006, 11:11 PM) *
I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

I just found that part lol.gif .
Wingnut
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 10 2006, 12:25 AM) *
QUOTE (Vintage_Football @ Nov 10 2006, 12:23 AM) *

QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 9 2006, 11:22 PM) *

Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif

OMFG i hate you! i clicked that thing!!


Think of it as a scat pic. mellow.gif

####!
redman
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 10 2006, 12:22 AM) *
Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif


That would kind of make it difficult for her to protest if she was compared to this. I'm just sayin'. mellow.gif
Wingnut
QUOTE (TLEF316 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM) *
Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b]

lol.gif


QUOTE
Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.

That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?
falconeyed
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 9 2006, 09:17 PM) *
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:11 AM) *

I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material?? Theres NO WAY anyone that meets her doesnt notice it. Can something like that be removed, or at least toned down a bit??? And why doesnt she trim the hair on it??? Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?

It looked alot like THIS, but on her arm. If your woman had a mole of this magnitude, would you make her trim it or cover it? Would it bother you?? Would it be a deal breaker?? It kinda freaked me out, but then I thought she might have self esteem issues because of it, and kind of felt sorry for her. Plus, I bet she shags like a mynx.


It's a mole. It's not a third eye or a penis growing from her chin. Why can't you see beyond it?

I actually knew a guy that had a mole just like the one in the pic on his back. Very hard not to focus on, and I'm not sure why, because it had nothing to do with who he was. It was about as round as a soda can, and was a bed of fur.


Call me the shallow bastard here, but if it looks ANYTHING like that pic he posted, it might as well be a penis on her chin ... and at FULL glory to boot.
Das Boot
It's a fake mole, intended to keep shallow guys from hitting on her.

I hear they're pretty effective.

HTH
redman
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:29 AM) *
QUOTE (TLEF316 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM) *

Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b]

lol.gif


QUOTE
Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.

That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?


Shaved is certainly nice, but some guys prefer a nice, petite landing strip. thumbup1.gif
Vintage_Football
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 9 2006, 11:11 PM) *
Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material??


Please keep all questions concerning your team in "assistant coach" forum thx. sp_ike.gif
Wingnut
QUOTE (Boot to the Head! @ Nov 10 2006, 12:31 AM) *
It's a fake mole, intended to keep shallow guys from hitting on her.

I hear they're pretty effective.

HTH

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Wingnut
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:31 AM) *
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:29 AM) *

QUOTE (TLEF316 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM) *

Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b]

lol.gif


QUOTE
Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.

That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?


Shaved is certainly nice, but some guys prefer a nice, petite landing strip. thumbup1.gif

It was more like a landing field.
fred_1_15301
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:36 AM) *
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:31 AM) *

QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:29 AM) *

QUOTE (TLEF316 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM) *

Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b]

lol.gif


QUOTE
Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.

That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?


Shaved is certainly nice, but some guys prefer a nice, petite landing strip. thumbup1.gif

It was more like a landing field.


Aren't you the guy that gave that hot girl a condom?
redman
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:36 AM) *
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:31 AM) *

QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:29 AM) *

QUOTE (TLEF316 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM) *

Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b]

lol.gif


QUOTE
Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.

That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?


Shaved is certainly nice, but some guys prefer a nice, petite landing strip. thumbup1.gif

It was more like a landing field.


Oh, I have no doubt of the thickness of that chaparral, I'm just suggesting ways in which she might tame the wilderness.
Bax
How's about offering to save her from a life of ridicule by helping out with a removal of that Aaron Neville on her arm?
[scooter]
I went to high school with a guy who had a similar mole. For about 15 years his nickname was simply Hairy Arm.

He finally had a procedure to remove it. Bye-bye Hairy Arm.
redman
Seems to me that it can be disguised with a slightly modified Dirty Sanchez, and then your problems are solved. thumbup1.gif
Vintage_Football
maybe you can just buy her some really hooker looking gloves,....tell her you got a fetish for slutty gloves!
Wingnut
[quote name='fred_1_15301' post='5881778' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:38 AM'][quote name='Wingnut' post='5881771' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:36 AM']
[quote name='redman' post='5881753' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:31 AM']
[quote name='Wingnut' post='5881741' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:29 AM']
[quote name='TLEF316' post='5881706' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:20 AM']
Either you have sex with a smoking hot chick with a hairy arm, or you have sex with your hand, which is likely attatched to a hairy arm.[/b][/quote]
lol.gif


[quote]Now, if you were considering a long term relationship, i think you'd have to bring up the subject at some point. As shallow and insensitve as it sounds, i dont think i could date a woman who had something like that. I cant believe a girl as good looking as you described doesnt have the self pride to at least trim the hairs off.[/quote]
That what Im sayin. Why not at least trim it?? Im sure shes used to it and probably has accepted it, but why not at least make it more presentable?
[/quote]

Shaved is certainly nice, but some guys prefer a nice, petite landing strip. thumbup1.gif
[/quote]
It was more like a landing field.
[/quote]

Aren't you the guy that gave that hot girl a condom?
[/quote]
That she didnt need ranting.gif
Wingnut
QUOTE
' date='Nov 10 2006, 12:40 AM' post='5881785']
I went to high school with a guy who had a similar mole. For about 15 years his nickname was simply Hairy Arm.

He finally had a procedure to remove it. Bye-bye Hairy Arm.

So he wewnt form hairy arm to babyarm? unsure.gif
ILUVBEER99
Her not shaving or getting hair removal is disturbing. If she doesn't groom her arm i'm sure her bush is a jungle that spreads down her inner thighs.
Vintage_Football
or,...."guy who had hairy-arm" ?
TLEF316
QUOTE (Vintage_Football @ Nov 10 2006, 12:43 AM) *
maybe you can just buy her some really hooker looking gloves,....tell her you got a fetish for slutty gloves!


This guy knowns things.
redman
QUOTE (ILUVBEER99 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:47 AM) *
Her not shaving or getting hair removal is disturbing. If she doesn't groom her arm i'm sure her bush is a jungle that spreads down her inner thighs.


You know, we may be looking at this all wrong. Maybe she uses her mole hair as a velcro attachment for her handbag or something.
Wingnut
QUOTE (Clayton Gray @ Nov 10 2006, 12:26 AM) *
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 9 2006, 11:11 PM) *

I was paying my cell phone bill today and in walks this really hot girl, about 23-24 years old...gorgeous brown hair, really pretty eyes and smile, nice body...a real looker. Then I notice this HUGE mole on the top of her arm, about two inches up from the top of her wrist. HUGE. A little bigger than a silver dollar. And hairy. We chit chatted for a minute about the long wait and I tried to stay focused on her face and chest, but man was it hard not to look at that thing. I kept thinking about the mole scene in Austin Powers.

I just found that part lol.gif .

I figured shed be less offended by looking at her goodies than the ulnar sasquatch. shrug2.gif

Plus, its easy to do because its a habit.
Vintage_Football
man,...i hooked 2 good quotes today, kinda like brimm fishing
Wingnut
QUOTE (ILUVBEER99 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:47 AM) *
Her not shaving or getting hair removal is disturbing. If she doesn't groom her arm i'm sure her bush is a jungle that spreads down her inner thighs.

DAMN YOU. When I pictured her naked while she was yammering on about whatever, I didnt picture it like that. Now I do.

ranting.gif
Vintage_Football
i didn't even see her and now i'm kinda let down kicksrock4.gif
redman
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:50 AM) *
QUOTE (ILUVBEER99 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:47 AM) *

Her not shaving or getting hair removal is disturbing. If she doesn't groom her arm i'm sure her bush is a jungle that spreads down her inner thighs.

DAMN YOU. When I pictured her naked while she was yammering on about whatever, I didnt picture it like that. Now I do.

ranting.gif


Well, to complete the ruination of your fantasy, God knows how many other moles she has that are covered by clothing. For all you know she's a lifetime member of the mole Yakuza.
Wyldfox
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:27 AM) *
QUOTE (Wyldfox @ Nov 10 2006, 12:22 AM) *

Get her naked, and see if she looks anything like this. unsure.gif


That would kind of make it difficult for her to protest if she was compared to this. I'm just sayin'. mellow.gif


lol.gif

That's 4 vs. 2.

Wait a sec. Is that a bull? Which tuft of fur are you really referring to? wink1.gif
Wingnut
QUOTE (redman @ Nov 10 2006, 12:53 AM) *
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:50 AM) *

QUOTE (ILUVBEER99 @ Nov 10 2006, 12:47 AM) *

Her not shaving or getting hair removal is disturbing. If she doesn't groom her arm i'm sure her bush is a jungle that spreads down her inner thighs.

DAMN YOU. When I pictured her naked while she was yammering on about whatever, I didnt picture it like that. Now I do.

ranting.gif


Well, to complete the ruination of your fantasy, God knows how many other moles she has that are covered by clothing. For all you know she's a lifetime member of the mole Yakuza.

Oh, I already thought of that earlier. But, out of sight, out of mind yes.gif
Vintage_Football
liar
Wingnut
QUOTE (Vintage_Football @ Nov 10 2006, 12:58 AM) *
liar

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QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:11 AM) *
Then I started thinking...Shes definately beyond doable, but would she be keeper material?? Theres NO WAY anyone that meets her doesnt notice it. Can something like that be removed, or at least toned down a bit??? And why doesnt she trim the hair on it??? Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?
Wyldfox
QUOTE (Wingnut @ Nov 10 2006, 12:11 AM) *
Maybe she has others in places I couldnt see?


Like on her vagin that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard
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