GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

 

[General Malaise]

my self-imposed ban

What's all this now?

Blahblahblahblah, some people are dickmittens and some aren't. Hard to know the difference sometimes.

I totally agree.

Bravo

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

I do about 13-14 quartz countertops a month, Sizzlechest.

Anybody my age?

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

Great. I think that's what we're settling on too. Not cheap, but we want something that will last and last with infinity kids.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

Will probably do bull nose or something. right angles might puncture some little heads (hopefully mine so I can never procreate again).

 

[Sammy3469]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

Will probably do bull nose or something. right angles might puncture some little heads (hopefully mine so I can never procreate again).

You did say little

 

[General Malaise]

Had a nice outing with Doc Gonzo yesterday, who doesn't post here anymore, but is one hell of a cool guy. He and his wife (also a Christina and also from Michigan) are out here on their honeymoon. Thanks for the beers, Doc. Hope you post here again.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think my father has a death wish. We have tickets for Bama at Auburn this fall but he wants to go wearing Bama gear. Note we are not fans of either

Sure, throw your lot in with the hillbillies.

Which one had the guy who poisoned all the trees? I forget.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I think my father has a death wish. We have tickets for Bama at Auburn this fall but he wants to go wearing Bama gear. Note we are not fans of either

Sure, throw your lot in with the hillbillies.

Which one had the guy who poisoned all the trees? I forget.

The trees are in Auburn, so it was a Bama fan.

 

[Sammy3469]

So if MRSA can be stopped by some random medieval hocus pocus, I wonder what beer, meat, and more beer actually cures. So many possibilities to try, but I'm willing to go the extra mile for science.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/03/31/modern-superbug-mrsa-medieval-cure/70713486/

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think my father has a death wish. We have tickets for Bama at Auburn this fall but he wants to go wearing Bama gear. Note we are not fans of either

Sure, throw your lot in with the hillbillies.

Which one had the guy who poisoned all the trees? I forget.

The trees are in Auburn, so it was a Bama fan.

Thanks. I always get my hillbillies and my rednecks mixed up.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait. TRE died?

 

[Annyong]

Wait. TRE died?

He's always been dead on the inside

 

[Thorn]

Wait. TRE died?

maybe just his dickmitten died

 

[General Malaise]

3rd Place in Frosty's Friend's bracket contest. One slot ahead of Catturd Bob.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

if I remember correctly we paid a bit extra to get a "double ogee edge". I'll have to look it up to be sure. At any rate not a single crack or chip, and no stains or burns, though Mrs. DW sets hot stuff on it frequently.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

if I remember correctly we paid a bit extra to get a "double ogee edge". I'll have to look it up to be sure. At any rate not a single crack or chip, and no stains or burns, though Mrs. DW sets hot stuff on it frequently.

Cool. We found a green color we like (wife likes) and will go this route. Countertops + stainless steel sink (install and all) = $3,660. Not too too bad. Cabinets another $3,900.

Keep in mind Home Depot wanted to resurface/reface our existing cabinets, put in quartz countertops and a back splash for $23,000.

 

[heckmanm]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

if I remember correctly we paid a bit extra to get a "double ogee edge". I'll have to look it up to be sure. At any rate not a single crack or chip, and no stains or burns, though Mrs. DW sets hot stuff on it frequently.

Like this?

 

[General Malaise]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

Ummmmmm.....well, I dunno so much about the hair part, but perhaps he can tip his cap with it or hit a golf ball with his wang.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

3rd Place in Frosty's Friend's bracket contest. One slot ahead of Catturd Bob.

Best to stay ahead of him. Me, I won't use a slot after Catturd Bob has been there. Genital Warts dontcha know.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

Ummmmmm.....well, I dunno so much about the hair part, but perhaps he can tip his cap with it or hit a golf ball with his wang.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

Ummmmmm.....well, I dunno so much about the hair part, but perhaps he can tip his cap with it or hit a golf ball with his wang.

I can do that.

(a nudge is a type of hit, right?)

 

[General Malaise]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

Ummmmmm.....well, I dunno so much about the hair part, but perhaps he can tip his cap with it or hit a golf ball with his wang.

Sorry we insinuated you have a large penis or a magical tongue because your wife is pretty, man.

 

[Thorn]

Thoughts and prayers for Red's struggles with a hot wife and large hammer. Don't know how you do it brochacho.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GLGBGM

This.

Yeah, I have to interrupt my self-imposed ban to say this, too. And I'm sure you'll hear lots of anecdotal stories along these lines, but my nephew had this diagnosed when he was in the womb, and he is today by far the coolest teenager I know (which is a miracle considering my brother's a dickmitten, but that's a different story).

Also TPW to Redmond, though he knows I'm thinking of him and Wife2.0 frequently on this.

When I say I am thinking of Red's wife frequently, I mean she's really hot.

She is really pretty. What's she doing with him?

Hey, you're back! (I hope)

Because he can part the hair on his head with his own tongue.

Ummmmmm.....well, I dunno so much about the hair part, but perhaps he can tip his cap with it or hit a golf ball with his wang.

Sorry we insinuated you have a large penis or a magical tongue because your wife is pretty, man.

I am more upset that you are implying I don't have a head of hair that George Clooney would envy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait. TRE died?

He's always been dead on the inside

Confirmed.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Correction, bullnose in the kitchen and double ogee edge in the bathroom. We went with a brown in the kitchen and a blue in the bathroom, both fairly dark. We were told the product is unlikely to show stains or burns, and even more unlikely in deep colors. In addition to hot pans in the kitchen Mrs. DW sets down hot curling irons in the bathroom and we have had no problems.

As for cabinets, we went with a resurfacing, re-staining in the kitchen which save a few grand. In the bathroom I did a tear out and purchased going out of stock vanities from some warehouse. I had to transport and to install. Easy enough given the clearance of my doorframes. They were preassembled so that was crucial to have adequate clearance. All my sinks and hardware came from a buddy who is in plumbing supplies. I did some legal work for him, and he got me what I needed and he occasionally lets me hug his hot young wife.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Women are always unhappy with men who have full heads of hair and large cranks. You hear that, ladies? ALWAYS.

 

[Sammy3469]

Women are always unhappy with men who have full heads of hair and large cranks. You hear that, ladies? ALWAYS.

How would you know?

 

[General Malaise]

Women are always unhappy with men who have full heads of hair and large cranks. You hear that, ladies? ALWAYS.

How would you know?

His good friend GM is always in the dog house.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Women are always unhappy with men who have full heads of hair and large cranks. You hear that, ladies? ALWAYS.

This has been my experience.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Stupid hair.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Women are always unhappy with men who have full heads of hair and large cranks. You hear that, ladies? ALWAYS.

Exactly

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whatever happened to this guy?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

 

[General Murmur of Agreemen]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

Vigorous head nodding

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

I've been dipping my gouty toe in the water a little.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

I've been dipping my gouty toe in the water a little.

 

[Frostillicus]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

I've been dipping my gouty toe in the water a little.

The rumor was that you died.

 

[Hawks64]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

I've been dipping my gouty toe in the water a little.

The rumor was that you died.

But you are dead inside regardless

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

I've been dipping my gouty toe in the water a little.

The rumor was that you died.

But you are dead inside regardless

Confirmed.

 

[General Malaise]

Nonsense. Tre is a ray of sunshine mixed with a hint of rainbow.

 

[Hawks64]

Nonsense. Tre is a ray of sunshine mixed with a hint of rainbow.

And a dash of unicorn ....like this?

 

[belljr]

Anybody do quartz countertops? Thoughts good or bad?

Silestone. They look great and the Mrs. is very happy. Have had them for 11 years now with no problems.

We have that as well. Love it besides for some slight chipping on the edges from use. If you're going to get that, get an corner/edge that isn't a 90-degree right angle.

if I remember correctly we paid a bit extra to get a "double ogee edge". I'll have to look it up to be sure. At any rate not a single crack or chip, and no stains or burns, though Mrs. DW sets hot stuff on it frequently.

Cool. We found a green color we like (wife likes) and will go this route. Countertops + stainless steel sink (install and all) = $3,660. Not too too bad. Cabinets another $3,900.

Keep in mind Home Depot wanted to resurface/reface our existing cabinets, put in quartz countertops and a back splash for $23,000.

we almost went with quartz and was around the same price. We found a nice granite we liked. So far so good

 

[belljr]

I think my father has a death wish. We have tickets for Bama at Auburn this fall but he wants to go wearing Bama gear. Note we are not fans of either

Sure, throw your lot in with the hillbillies.

Which one had the guy who poisoned all the trees? I forget.

https://youtu.be/Yyc7lcGCMI0

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I miss k4 and stupid tre.

Vigorous head nodding

:salute:

 

[Frostillicus]

Nonsense. Tre is a ray of sunshine mixed with a hint of rainbow.

Like a gay?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks again Hawks!