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    We need vigilante justice again.

    Hey now, don't bring me into this...
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    Breakfast Wings Flavors

    Smoke the wings for 2 hours. Fry in brown butter to crisp. Cinnamon sugar dry rub. Maple sriracha dipping sauce. On the side? A bowl of the ol' Capn. :thumbup:
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    Breakfast Wings Flavors

    Hi there.
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    GM's thread about nothing

    [out of retirement]Copyright infringement. :hot: [re-retires]
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    Two Hours of Live Audible Tonight 9/24 10 pm Eastern

    Hey guys! In a PPR league, who would you lean towards for WR3 - Hester or Knox? Both appear to be returning kicks (no bonus for return yards but return TDs count), just wondering who's going to get the targets? Thanks - The Capn
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    Bold predictions for Week 3

    Kevin Boss catches 2 TD passes JaMarcus Russell completes more than 50% of his passes Rex Ryan gets caught on camera picking his nose on the sidelines during a Jets rout. After the game, he mentions his "silent tribute to Walt Michaels" with a wry grin.
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    EAT-OFF

    Honey Smacks?!?! Honey Smacks?!?! :doh: Taste in cereal aside, the orgasmic pause is :boxing: :lmao:
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    Worst shticks this board has ever seen

    Ain't no other shtick here has eight vitamins and iron, there, confuse-o-meister...
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    live Grateful Dead

    Carrier Dome, October 1983. About halfway through Shakedown Street (opening song) Phil figures out that his bass has a note that resonates the whole damned Dome, and he mines that sucker for all it's worth. Required Dead listening if you have a good subwoofer or bass setup on your sound system.
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    A note to my coworker ...

    Dear New Guy: I understand that English is your second language and are trying your best to communicate, and appreciate that. But what's with the random clicking? You're halfway through a sentence and if you can't think of the work you make this damnable clicking noise. At least once every...
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    Drew Peterson arrested for Murder

    Not to convict the guy before he has a fair trial but... fry like a McNugget you smug SOB.
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    What would happen if I fought a featherweight boxer?

    Translation of all of the above: You would not end up on the winning side of the roster. Speed + strength is a scary, scary combination, even whan small. Here's a corollary: You are driving a Nextel Cup car, best on the circuit, Jimmy Johnson quality ride, He has Steve Kinser's World of...
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    What would happen if I fought a featherweight boxer?

    Oh yes you will be. You're presuming you could grab his arm or wrist. I wish you seriously good luck with that. This isn't some kid who grew up on Crunchberries. Most lightweight boxers are absolutely lightning fast - by the time you grab their wrist you're holding air and their wrist is...
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    A note to my coworker ...

    Checking for Cheetos?
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