Recent content by Old Hoss Radbourn

Telegrams were the Twitter of my day. Some operators gave discounts if you kept your messages 140 characters or less. Others just gave you a ******** or hooker.

Such savage ignorance was only seen in my day from an Iroquois who refused to trade his land to me for a fine bottle of aged scotch imported from London. I ended up killing that Iroquois with the broken end of a cheap whiskey bottle.Oh, and Silver King and Ed Morris once carried my personal...

Hmmph. Back in my day, you only shutdown a pitcher after 159 innings pitched if he had smallpox or dysentery. And by "shutdown", we mean taken out to the river and drowned so they wouldn't suffer anymore. Maybe this S. Strasburg needs a drink...

Sadly, I cannot claim rightful ownership of this tweeting tomfoolery. I'm too busy sleeping with virgins and drinking the finest homebrew to be on this Twitter thing. I do admire the man's spirit, and hopefully one day, I'll be able to meet him in a lively drinking establishment and share an...

Yes?

Shuke.Watermelon. Youtube. The ingredients to the best thing ever to hit FFA.

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Liverpool/Madrid on TV today? I'm only seeing the Chelsea game.

Oh stop. We all know Sparty's been juicing for years.

As Eephus said, as long as they don't use him like a plowhorse, he'll be useful. He won't replicate his solid 2007 numbers, but if he goes in line with what he did in 2008 with more rest, then this isn't a horrible signing. I just hope he doesn't try to mentor Francouer on being more selective...

Never say never.

Liverpool looking really shoddy today. BTW, I'm the alias of a recently converted Liverpool fan.

Solid effort here. :thumbup:

Despite rumors to the contrary, I could have played 10-15 years after my famous 1884 season. But they had to move the mound back, something about "fairness".

I thought about coming back in 1895 or so, but wisely decided against it. Oil Can should do the same.