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    Obama: Worst President Ever?

    Right at you, you pie in the sky the world should be wonderful for everyone mother####er. Your views are so ####ed I have a hard time believing you've completed middle school and have ever actually held a job.
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    Marriage advice

    Haven't really read a lot of the responses to be honest. My previous response of GET DIVORCED NOW still stands. Relationships don't improve, they only deteriorate. Sorry, but anything other than a divorce will bring more pain and suffering on an already untenable situation. Get your life back...
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    Products you believe in - Let's hear 'em

    People that bag on Walmart are stupid. Walmart provides an abundance of items at a lower price than they can get anywhere else. What is so bad about the broke people in the world being able to buy groceries and still having money in their pocket? F all you who #### on a company that allows...
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    Marriage advice

    LOOK AT ME I HAVE A WING ON MY HOUSE!!!! Seriously though you"ve pretty much described the last 5 years of my 17 year marriage. I tried to make it work because we had kids but she finally filed for divorce. First thank your lucky stars you don't have kids. Second get a divorce and enjoy life...
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    Epic Bottle Flip

    Meh, back in my day we used glass bottles.
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    Dispute With My Wife. I'll Do What The FFA Rules.

    Those are the shortest driveways I've ever seen lol.
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    Car hitch and bike rack

    Went through the same thing and bought this. Our Suburban didn't have a hitch so I priced buying an new OEM one. Way too expensive, as were other new aftermarket options. Instead I checked Craigslist and found a guy selling an OEM hitch for $40 including the mounting bolts. If I had struck out...
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    Obamacare: Obama just straight up lied to you, in your face

    From that article So buying too much insurance and actually using it is a problem according to that article?
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    The Martian

    To be honest my biggest issue with The Martian was him being able to seal the HAB back up making it airtight and habitable with a tarp and duct tape.
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    How would you handle this?

    First thing you do when you arrive is bee-line straight to the people throwing the party and give them $40 and thank them for having the party. Last thing you do before you leave is quietly slip them a couple $100's. When they ask what the money is for tell them you assumed they are hurting for...
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    Bug Zappers/Mosquito control

    We simply spray the ground and mist the air with this before we go out.
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    Who here has a bumper sticker on their car?

    I have 3, all are actually on the rear bumper not the window. All 3 are logos only; Bears, Blackhawks, and Bulls. I didn't get any with words so the Packers fans would be able to understand them.
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    Basic Income Guarantee

    Inconceivable!
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    Forget poop in the ceiling tile.. :X

    If that's not a Dentist bat signal I don't know what is.
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    Help me escape IRS refund purgatory!

    What a rube. I filed electronically and made my electronic payment the same day. Winning.
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