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The other day he told me that he could run faster than me. I told him that he couldn't. I think there might be a little race in the future. It'll be his first taste of defeat. He's a head taller, much faster, and more athletic than any of the other kids in first grade. I really think I'll...

Well, I usually don't come on here, but this is right up my ally. I'm a first grade teacher, and have tons of great and hilarious things my students have said. "Did God make us from playdough?" - my favorite "My mom's not a woman, she's a mom!" Then, a few weeks ago: Here are 3...